i work as a security guard, i basically get paid to sit around and play on my laptop all day.

hello and thanks thoth :D i am hungry D:
how are you today? :D

gary: D: -emitting a jealousy aura-

maja DO NOT INSULT DUCKY!
THAT IS NOT AN ELEPHANT.
ARE YOU SAYING DUCKY HAS A BIG NOSE?!
D< D< D<

Lolz, thanks Thoth.
XD

but that really is my elephant doll xP

Why in the world would I have that?!
O__o

because you are jealous i have one? 8D

Why would I want an elephant when I have a ducky though?
:'D

because elephant has more meat? 8D

But ducky is softer.
>3

but too weak D:

xD

Hey remaja. My hangout is opennn... AND Imma put a picture of me in it. For the first time Imma show people my ugly face xDDD

But it quacks?
:'D

-goes check it -
that was you farted xP

I DID NOT FART.
;-;

you did xP

Don't lie maja. :3

It's bad for your health~

maja never lie 8D

THERE'S A LIE RIGHT THERE.

*watches as some of maja's health goes away*
>.>

ckckckck :talk2hand: its the truth D:
everyone know it-

I'm good, rema...
Haha, now that I look at it simplicity it does kinda look like an elephant...
but an adorable, baby elephant. <3

see! even thoth agrees xD

You guys are so mean...
insulting ducky like that.
;-;

its the truth!

It is not! D<

Anyways, I must poof!
Dinner has arrived! :'D

Rawrrawr?