These cakes are just awful!

Originally Posted by Kasumi Ocada

Awww... I'm sorry, Knerd! XD

Alas, it's my own fault, I've got no one to blame but myself (and Biggles!) for this monstrosity.

I shudder to even call some of these things "cakes"!

Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer

I found an Ugly Cake!

Username:DariaMorgendorfer
Link:http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/wed6.jpg
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Describe it!: For a bride good enough to eat? Seriously, I think her cake has a worse dress than she does! Do they save her head and eat it a year later? Sheesh what a hot mess!

Wow, how disturbing. I'd say egotistical, but she doesn't look too happy. Judging from the look on the groom's face, maybe it was his idea?

Arialys: it wasn't. I saw the Television show that one was from. It was all her idea and she insisted on it... and it had to be life-sized!

She looks like she's giving her me-cake the stink eye!

Originally Posted by Kasumi Ocada

Arialys: it wasn't. I saw the Television show that one was from. It was all her idea and she insisted on it... and it had to be life-sized!

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It must really be great to have the money to spend on completely stupid things. Somehow I don't think that this marriage is going to be happy or long lasting. I wonder if it was even edible, much less tasty.

What tv show was that? I kind of what to watch it now!!

I'm browsing through this thread and that anything I do for a wedding, hopefully won't be on a level of fail as some of these things!

Wow those are some ugly cakes. I have never understood having a cake that looks like a person. That is just disturbing. Maybe as a halloween thing but not for a wedding.

It's almost time for a new round! Get your last minute entries in while I update the front page.

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Now it's time for some ugly centerpieces!

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username: Dystopia
Link: Common Mistakes: Centerpieces | PrestonBailey.com
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Describe it!: What are yo talking about? This can't -possibly- go wrong...

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username:Nephila
Link:The Bowie Bride: Hipster Bride Style Guide: Centerpieces + Decor
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Describe it!: Maybe for a family BBQ, but not a wedding.

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username: Hadsvich
Link: So weird lol! >> FollowPics
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Describe it!: A flower head for a superhero figure. The perfect centerpiece~

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username: Emma Corrin
Link: The Bowie Bride: Hipster Bride Style Guide: Centerpieces + Decor
Image:
Describe it!: "Feed me, Seymour, FEED MEEEE!" I mean, if you're going with a Little Shop of Horrors theme to your wedding, this is definitely perfect, or even a Beetlejuice theme. But otherwise, this is just creepy....

EDIT: Just realized this wasn't a cactus sculpted, but is actually a sculpture made of pencils.... This just makes it even worse!!!!

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Hahaha! Nephila - I saw the same one on google! I almost picked one then found the Little Shop of Horrors one and couldn't resist lol Good thing I changed mine! ;D

I'm...finding this challenge to be exceptionally challenging.

It doesn't look like people aren't quite as flamboyantly tacky in this department...or maybe they have another term for it I haven't found.

I haven't been using keywords like 'tacky' or 'ugly' in my searches at all.. I just sit here and stare until I get weird ideas and then see if they exist out there. xD

Maybe that's the problem as I've been searching for synonyms of that word and nothing that comes up seems to seem horribly done.

I will have to think on this one.

Yeah this one is a little hard to find stuff on. I tried on the wedding cake one but it closed before I could post (I had to leave for a little while)

I really really do hope we get to do a wedding dress one. I have one that will DEFINITELY be a top contender.

If you don't have it, I will share it anyways as I definitely had to do a double take. It was THAT bad. And I thought I'd seen them all.....

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username: zigbigadorlube
Link: Wedding Decoration - My First Eiffel Tower Centerpiece - ITSMEDMH's Pink Wedding by Color Blog
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Describe it!: I think a very disapproving ostrich is probably missing it's feathers.

This one is harder, lol.

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username: EirianHikari
Link: Growning your own wedding decor
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Describe it!: Nothing says wedding like a metal watering can with yellow green wheatgrass!

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username: Kasumi Ocada
Link: Wedding Balloon Centerpieces | The Wedding Specialists
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Describe it!: I've never been a fan of balloons at a wedding - I find it tacky and it looks like a prom out of the 1990's. Some of these are quite childish. They're colorful... but why not have real or silk flowers instead? They'll last longer, look nicer and (arguably) smell better. Be sure to click on the link to see the Eeyore (Donkey) balloon animal centerpiece! (Yup... that one's supposed to be for weddings too...)

Hads, I'd be horrified if that thing was staring me in the face all dinner...

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username: Elirona
Link: WTF
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Describe it!: This is the stuff of nightmares. I can imagine the wife saying "HACHACHACHA GIVE ME YOUR FIRSTBORN."

Originally Posted by EirianHikari

This one is harder, lol.

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username: EirianHikari
Link: Growning your own wedding decor
Image:
Describe it!: Nothing says wedding like a metal watering can with yellow green wheatgrass!

But they actually ended up using some smart, rectangular containers. I think it looked quite nice. The watering can one might have been just a starter? I don't know. Either way, it definitely looks crappy.

---------- Post added 08-05-2014 at 08:39 PM ----------

Originally Posted by Emma Corrin

I found an Ugly Centerpiece!

Username: Emma Corrin
Link: The Bowie Bride: Hipster Bride Style Guide: Centerpieces + Decor
Image:
Describe it!: "Feed me, Seymour, FEED MEEEE!" I mean, if you're going with a Little Shop of Horrors theme to your wedding, this is definitely perfect, or even a Beetlejuice theme. But otherwise, this is just creepy....

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Hahaha! Nephila - I saw the same one on google! I almost picked one then found the Little Shop of Horrors one and couldn't resist lol Good thing I changed mine! ;D

Is this made out of... bullets? O.o

This is my pick for the winner for sure... way weird.