I hereby christen this ship with a hilarious monstrosity, and the inspiration for posting the thread: "Cake Cups"
I've made these before and had them turn out perfectly. They were cute, and held together, non-squishy cone, etc. But today the stars are not aligned or something, because it all went to hell. The "cake" flowed over the top like lava, they took way longer than they were supposed to to cook, and the result was lumpy, freaky, partly collapsed madness.
Daughter posed with the box, and I frosted some anyway, because I refuse to be defeated!
They still taste OK, at least.. haha