Awww, thanks!!! My fiancee is convinced you are a guy pretending to be a girl trying to...talk at me I guess is how the kids say it these days...

I'm so not. I just say what's on my mind. I'm not trying to get in your pants or anything and I don't have a penis.

Oh, I know that, but guys are very hard to convince when they think their girl is about ready to drop them anyways. Silly boys...

Boys are silly. I need a man who can take care of me. Older guys are more patient and willing to teach than guys my age. I just feel so deprived of not having a boyfriend.

Sometimes NOT having a boyfriend is better than having one.

It kind of is, but it just gets really depressing because you have nobody to hug and kiss and love on and cuddle and go on dates with.

I know what you mean. It feels pretty lonely without a guy sometimes.

Thank you for the donation. I guess both my accounts are lucky. LOL. The last time I had foreplay with a guy was this January. I miss feeling fingertips along my skin and just being in the moment.

Well, now that is a good feeling and worth missing.

I've done foreplay three times. Once with my ex when we were together and then twice with a guy I knew in high school. The second guy was so much better.

The best guy at foreplay I have ever met is my best guy friend...I miss him...He moved to the other side of the country...for a girl...

Well, I had cheated on my ex with the second guy, but we didn't break up, but he should've just broken up with me. His other ex had just kissed a guy while they were together and they broke up. I actually let this guy see and play with my boobs.

..............you cheated on him.........?? Geee, I question you learn every day that no one is who you think they are....

Well, it just kind of happened. All I remember is him kissing me and then his hands went up under my shirt and bra and he was playing with my boobs and rubbing my crotch through my jeans. The second time, me and my ex weren't together. We had made out and then the same thing happened and it almost ended with me losing my virginity.

Damn, girl...wow...so what happened, if you don't mind me asking, that caused it to not end that way??

He didn't have any lube and the anus is not self-lubricating like the vagina. I told him it wasn't a good idea and he disagreed for a minute before I gave him the evil glare and then I put my pants back on and walked out of his car.

.....I'm speechless.....you would have wanted your first time to be in your....anus is such a weird word....

Well, he was the one who wanted to do it and I don't have a vagina at all, so where else was there to go? I wasn't going to do oral just yet. Bad gag reflex.

OH!!!!!!!!!!!! :headdesk: Yeah, got ya, tracking!!! I had a blonde moment. Sorry. The dye has officially sunk all the way to my brain. Gods, I feel stupid now....

I know what you mean. I get my hair highlighted blonde, but I was a total blonde when I was a baby and a little girl. It was curly, too, then it started getting darker and straight.

I'm back as dana!

And you make little to no sense, but that's ok. I was born blonde and curly. But mine didn't start growing darker and straighter until I cut all my hair off...for what reason I did that I have no idea...

Sorry about that. That's why I've been banned from most forums. >.> My hair started getting darker and straighter when I was in middle school.

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Dots mean confusion. The more dots, the more confused I am. So now know you can judge how confused I am. This *points to dots* means I am super confused right now.

I won't talk anymore. *sits in the corner quietly*