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Old 12-30-2018, 08:19 PM



Welcome to the most festive hangout spot for mule accounts this side of the Menewsha river!
This thread will feature hangouts, good times, friends to talk to, conversation between cool people, a relaxing environment to socialize in, several thesauruses, and a distinct lack of the alcoholic beverage this thread was named after.

Well, what are you waiting for?? Come on in and earn them stars!

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Old 12-30-2018, 10:00 PM


I have never tasted a Moscow mule

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Old 12-30-2018, 10:11 PM

omg i just noticed you already made a mule thread!! i thought i was so clever hahaha. now i guess this is just the *second* most festive thread on mene. or maybe your thread is on the opposite side of the mene river. ;)

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Old 12-31-2018, 12:00 AM


great minds <3

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Old 12-31-2018, 12:17 AM

Haha, Moscow mules are decent! The hype in 2013-14 is luckily gone; apparently those copper cups they’re served in basically tripled in price at the height of the craze!

I’m definitely a “rail” (aka “well,” like a wishing well) drink kind of guy though. Vodka and soda, whiskey and soda, gin and tonic, alcohol and more alcohol... etc. Moscow mules kinda fit in on that note. Anything fancier is too sickeningly sweet or just totally out of my price range. I do love fancy cocktails though.

Also, this thread reminds me that my mule’s account is inactive and IDGAF.

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Old 12-31-2018, 01:20 AM


get it active
then post in mulies under mistletoe too!

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Old 12-31-2018, 01:57 AM

*slides into the thread*

*looks around in disappointment at the lack of alcoholic beverages*

*slinks back out again*

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Old 12-31-2018, 02:26 AM

-throws a bottle of alcoholz at Seph- YOU FORGOT THIS!

Sorry, I was hiding the alcohol in the Easter eggs again.

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Old 12-31-2018, 02:29 AM

*the bottle of alcohol bonks off the back of his head*

*quickly turns around and catches the bottle before it smashes into the ground*

...Why were you hiding the alcohol inside Easter eggs? >_>

*pops open the bottle and starts chugging*

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Old 12-31-2018, 02:55 AM

BECAUSE I GOT MY HOLIDAYS MIXED UP AGAIN. Happens every time.

You missed the year I baked the turkey in a floral dress and bought it a big bouquet of roses. My mother didn’t appreciate that Mother’s Day... or the trip to the ER for all those burns...

-cough-

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Old 12-31-2018, 03:05 AM

*blinks slowly* That...sounds like quite the eventful Mother's Day.

*edges slowly away from Facade*

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Old 12-31-2018, 03:30 PM

COME BACK, I AM LONELY AND DESPERATE FOR FRIENDS!

-staples Seph to the upholstery-

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Old 12-31-2018, 03:42 PM


use duct tape

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Old 12-31-2018, 04:01 PM

Staples leave a more lasting impression.

Plus, I have infinite staples. There’s more where that came from if he tries to move an inch!

-staples Hummy to the snow-

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Old 12-31-2018, 04:12 PM


ouchie, noooo!
duct tape pulls hairs...


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Old 12-31-2018, 05:58 PM

And staples break skin.

-staples a potato to Ghosty’s nostril-

I’m running out of people to staple!

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Old 01-02-2019, 02:56 AM

...You've scared him away and he's back in his closet mumbling about staples and other stationary now.

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Old 01-02-2019, 04:22 AM

Dramallama.

-staples Antsy to a random pedestrian-

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Old 01-02-2019, 04:23 AM

He's like the Drama King to end all Drama Kings.

*eats the random pedestrian* Om nom nom...tastes like chicken.

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Old 01-02-2019, 04:33 AM



THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES OF STAPLES!

-staples you to the ceiling-

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Old 01-02-2019, 04:39 AM

Then stop stapling me to things!

*eats the staples and the ceiling*

Bleghh...tastes like plaster.

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Old 01-02-2019, 05:34 AM

honestly i love moscow mules!! mostly for the copper cup tho, i'm really into copper. i'd suck on a penny if it got me drunk before i'd drink cheap whiskey. i'm fine with cheap clear liquor but cheap dark liquor is barf and shouldn't be allowed. i'm not surprised those cups got so expensive!! i bet people are still sellin em for an arm and a leg and makin em like.... extra classy or somethin idk "locally sourced grass fed copper cup"

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Old 01-02-2019, 05:35 AM


I've never had one

Happy New Year, mules

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Old 01-02-2019, 05:46 AM

I have no idea what those are.

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Old 01-02-2019, 05:51 AM

-poops in a cup and hands it to Antsy-

There you go.

 


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