Lol, why are you sorry? I should be sorry for having nothing relevant to add to the conversation.

And for having such frozen fingers that I spelled that as converstaion.

Good point.
I rephrase my last statement.
It's always something sickly sexual.
xD

XD, sickly sexual reminded me of yesterday. I said I couldn't imagine drawing Nalin in anything besides his apron, and apparently that means APRON AND NOTHING ELSE.

Anyway, I have to drive home, so be back later.

Nalin in only an apron... :rofl: I'd love some good art like that! Yeah!

Haha, wow. I mis-hear things all the time. Well, not really, but quite often.

Well which is it? And have any funny mis-hearings to share?

Soo Like really i could not make this up. When I was a little girl, my family was on a long road trip, and my father pulled over to a reast stop and umm for lack of a better way to say it, relived himself up against the car. While he was doing this a bus full of high school kids passed us and pointed and giggled. It was a good time. To the best of my knowlage, my father has never relived himself out side of a bathroom since. Ahh the 70's I assume public peeing was more acceptable then.

So yeah I know this thread was about miss hearing things, but really how often does a person get to tell a story like this?

My (ex) step-dad decided to relieve himself on the side of a road once. A guy in a large pickup truck tossed his cup of soda at my step-dad and hit him square in the family jewels. It was funny as hell and I didn't feel sorry for him at all. XD

Too bad it wasn't a bus of high schoolers throwing stuff at him.

I do like your story though.

I mishear a lot of things too - sometimes sexual - somtims I hear it right, but misinterpret it as sexual too. Though I have heard some harmless, but hilarious things as well.
One is
There's a baboon on te celing (it was a balloon)

XD I do that too.

Social contract became sexual contact!

O_o

Among other stuff I've misheard in the past.

There's this one song, "Blinded by the Light" that has really odd soundig lyrics. It sounds like wrapped up like a douche another boner in the night. I'm serious. The actual lyrics are.

"revved up like a duece, another runner in the night"

lmao at the thread's name :D

Wallflower: Oh wow! I can totally see how those lyrics could be mistaken for that! :rofl:

I never knew it was a dangerous time to pee on the road.... is it electrocuted?

Did you read the first post? It was misheard, not actually said.

I misheard that Cricket once slept with a Grasshopper and totally became the new town whore for a solid week. :roll:

Then again, I also spread the rumor that transpired into such a whoreship, but... still! :gonk:

Cricket is racist against grasshoppers. -Nodnod- Besides, Cricket would only ever sleep with his gorgeous raccoon of a boyfriend. XD (I used to call him 'Raccoon' because when he smiles his eyes get really dark and kinda look like a mask. I think it's the partial Asian look in his eyes. After all, he is part Japanese.)

Oh BABY! ;O
Those Japanese people are terribly kinky! D: I found out during this event that there are gashapon machines filled with used lolita panties! THAT SCARED MEEE. :cry:
Then I saw this movie trailer that was totally sexual and violent at the same time... Which creeped me out.

I love the Japanese culture, and Tokyo is damn amazing, but... I question the sanity of those who write these movie scripts, or decide that used loli panties is a very good business venture... >w>

Lol! He's only a fourth Japanese, born and bred in the USA. We grew up in the same city (which is a rather small city) and went to the same high school. He's not a Japanese creeper, I promise. He's your average everyday American creeper. :rofl:

Nah, he's not really a creeper. I'm more of a creeper than he is. And I don't really consider him all that average. I think he's awesome and amazing and I love him very much. If I didn't love him a bunch, I wouldn't have stayed with him for five years. XD

Aww, Cricket love is so adorable! n_n :heart:
I swear, though... I was totally flabbergasted when I heard of those gashapons and all of that... I never knew such a creepy/sleazy/ewgrossgross side of Japan existed! I suppose it's not all neon lights and anime, eh?

Anyway, what makes you a creeper? P:

Well it was the opposite for me when I was little. I was saying I like the beach. Some older kids thought I said I like the Bitch. >.<

Concerning songs I've misheard "bad moon on the rise" as "bad moon on the right" and "bang a gong" as either "bang a dong" or "bang a dog." A common mishearing is at a certain part in Stairway to Heaven when played backwards and here is the link for it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyIEwANfvXg

Facade: Oh... Well, I find my best friend's little sister very attractive. She turned thirteen a couple days before I turned twenty. @.@

I mean, I'm not going to do anything to her, nor do I feel any desire to. I just like to stare at her. It's not my fault she hit puberty very early, and it's not my fault she's so stunningly beautiful. I consider her a younger sibling, I could never bring myself to touch her in a way that was anything more than platonic, but damn, she's gorgeous.

I told her that when she starts dating that I'm going to beat the crap out of any and all guys she's interested in, and offer them the warning of, "It'll be a thousand times worse if you hurt her."

That and other various things make me a creeper.

Im constantly hearing things wrong. one time in us history i wasn't really paying attention when i suddenly heard ronald reagan was gay. I then said out loud "what ronald reagan gay!? when did this happen?" i forgot what the teacher said and then everyone started laughing. then i did too after i stopped turning red. lol still cracks me up when i think about it

Isn't it always a dangerous time to pee on the side of the road?