12-25-2009, 12:02 PM
I don't know if it's the BEST but it is one that sticks out in my memory.
Not sure how old I was four, five something like that. I was wearing a black velvet dress, white stockings and super shiny black dressy shoes. When I would twirl around the dress would float around me.
My brother, older by four years used to pick on me a LOT and he was at it again. He was bullying me and wrestled me down to the ground and suddenly one of those shiny, shiny shoes kicked him right in the nose. I remember being shocked and pleased and then shocked at my pleasure.
Ooh I've got another one.
It was Thanksgiving and one of the few years where the WHOLE family was present and accounted for.
My brother was off playing video games and I was sent to fetch him. Dinner was ready. Being an annoying little thing..
I went in and chirped, "Rob. ROBBIE. Rawb. Rah-Bee. Dinner's ready. RAWB!!" until character died.
He hissed "..thanks a lot ass hole" and I fled the room and went to tell on him.
Rob said a bad word, MOM oh my gosh you won't believe what he said. Dad? No one cared.
It upset me and my grandma saw this. "Oh, honey what did he say" well of course I couldn't tell her! It was a BAD word. We went back and forth on this until she gave me one free pass to say that word. I still didn't want to but she HAD to know what he said. So I took a deep breath and said "Well. It was the word that comes after ASS" the whole family stared. Then burst out laughing, "You mean HOLE??" and I was horrified that they would all say the word hole so casually. All day long they would pepper their conversations with the word hole, just so I would cover my ears and look at them in terror.
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