-Introduction-

Hello!
Welcome one & all into the weird and wonderfull world of me, .Paralytic.Poison. I will lead you into one of the craziest adventures of your life as you follow me in my quest to successfully pillage the shops and users of Menewsha for their hard earned wears and services. If you like feel free to consider myself as some sort of Internet Pirate!
Together we can bedeck our bodies and jam pack our inventories full of the most exquisite things any man or woman could ever imagine!
So Menewsha users from far and wide? What do you say? Do you accept the challenge? You do! Great! Then Lets get cracking!

-Rules-

Well all Internet Pirates need to have rules and regulations don't they? Of course they do! I am no different. You must obey my rules of else you shall be banished from this fine journey and forced to spend the rest of eternity alone in confines of your mind! Or just not post in here again...whatever.

-Follow Menewsha's T-O-S & Rules-
-My Word Is Law-
-Be Nice-
-No Potty Mouth-
-PG 13 At All Times. No Cybering In Here Thank You Very Much-
-No Drama-
-No Grumping Or Griping About The Way I Run Things-
-Stay & Chat? Please?-
-Have Fun!-

-Commons I Desire-

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Basic Bunny Leg Warmers
Basic Black Leg Warmers
Basic Tiki Leg Warmers
Basic Welcome Leg Warmers
Basic Atlantis Leg Warmers

Accentuate
Black & White Collar
Red & White Collar
Black & White Cuffs
Red & White Cuffs
Silver Wadjet Make-up (Eye 1)
Red Spiked Cuff
Black Spiked Cuff
Black Plain Belt
Lime Green Plain Belt
Atlantis Plain Belt
Yellow Plain Belt
Licorice Fluff Cravat
Apple Fluff Cravat
Banana Fluff Cravat
Cranberry Fluff Cravat
Black Pearl Gloves
Black Reading Glasses
Striped Bee Scarf
Striped Panda Scarf
Black Cravat
Snow White Cravat
Plain White Face Veil
Plain Black Face Veil
Punked Gloves
Olympic White Sash
Olympic Water Sash
Olympic Red Sash
Olympic Black Sash
Yellow Kringle Scarf
Red Kringle Scarf
Red & Green Kringle Scarf
Long White Scarf
Bitter Silver Scarf
Purple Aurora Borealis Sash
Blue Aurora Borealis Sash
Aurora Borealis Sash

Blackjack
Male Vampire Teeth
Bone
Red Love Taps Whip
Spare Ribs
Scratch Out My Heart
Stalking Moon Mask
Bloody Moon Mask
Pale Netherworld Mask Black
Silver Slave Collar
Golden Slave Collar

Empirio Palazzo
Black Tuxedo Pants
Snowy Fur-trim Cloak
Sable Fur-trim Cloak
Garnet Fur-trim Cloak
Cobalt Fur-trim Cloak
Queenly Fur-trim Cloak

Headworks
Panda Ear Muffs
Bee Antenae
Black Demonate Horn Headband
Red Demonate Horn Headband
Red Bunny Ears
White Bunny Ears
Purple Bunny Ears
Black Bunny Ears
Black Tribal Hairpin
Night Stalker Bat Hairpin
Black/Red Nightstalker Hairpin
Red Circus Top Hat
Ivory Circus Top Hat
Red and Black Voodoo Hat
Black and White Voodoo Hat
Purple and Black Voodoo Hat
Black and White Voodoo Top Hat
Purple and Black Voodoo Top Hat
Red and Black Voodoo Top Hat
Black Pirate Hat
White Pirate Hat
Austere Rhapsody Top Hat
Austere Rhapsody Blue Top Hat
SuperStar Headphones

Hopscotch
White & Black Faders
SuperStar Purple Shoes
SuperStar Red Shoes
Bee Stockings
Black and White Argyle Socks
Black and Yellow Argyle Socks
Romantic's Black Skull Sneakers
Romantic's Purple Heart Sneaker
Romantic's Red Heart Sneaker
Silver Buckled Shoes
Sweet Wizard Boots
White Laced Voodoo Ankle Boots
Red Laced Voodoo Ankle Boots
Purple Laced Voodoo Ankle Boots
White Laced Voodoo Boots
Red Laced Voodoo Boots
Purple Laced Voodoo Boots
Black suede boots
White suede boots
Black with Silver Buckled Boots
Black with Gold Buckled Boots
Panda Rain Boots
Bee Rain Boots
White and Silver Moon Boots
Black and Silver Moon Boots
Inventor's Black Riveted Boots
Black Goth Boots
Red Goth Boots
Purple Goth Boots
Austere Rhapsody Boots
Austere Rhapsody Blue Boots

Hot Gossip
Bee Top
Bee Shorts
Black Pajama Pants
White Pyjama Pants
Red Pyjama Pants
Purple Pyjama Pants
Panda PJ Bottoms
Black Pajama Top
White Pajama Top
Purple Pajama Top
Red Pajama Top
Striped Silver Polo
Regular Dark Blue Jeans
Regular Black Jeans
Black Overshirt
White Overshirt
Red Overshirt
Purple Overshirt
Bitter Silver Clamdiggers
White Pinup Pants
Black Skeletal Hoodie
Red Skeletal Hoodie
Purple Skeletal Hoodie
Panda Rain Coat
Bee Rain Coat
Yumeh Hoody 2008

Jewels Dream
Silver Pocket Watch
Elegant Silver Pocket Watch
Gold Tribal Anklets
Silver Tribal Anklets
Sunlight Bracelets
Moonlight Bracelets
Elegant Gold Pocket Watch
Gold Pocket Watch
Frosty Crown
EGA Black Crown

Menewsha Mercentile
Pipe
Frosty Cane
Berry Cane
Black Handheld Microphone
Lefthand Learning
Righthand Learning
Silver Cane
Gold Cane
Bee Umbrella
Panda Umbrella
Pitchfork

Menewsha Imports
Black Escort Shirt
Red Highland Sjirt
Black Highland Sjirt
White Highland Shirt
Red Tattered Yukata
Black Tattered Yukata
White Tattered Yukata
Old Voodoo Mask
Nero's Starry Blue Robe
Midnight Cloak
Black Pirate Vest

Petal Paradise
Single Red Rose
Black Rambling Rose
Red Rambling Rose

Snack Attack
Glass Of Blood
Delicious Red Apple
Peppermint Lolly

Tatoo Shop
Black Heart
Red Dragon Tatoo
Black Dragon Tatoo
Green Dragon Tatoo

The Armoury
Voodoo Jungle Spear
Cebturian Spear
Shotgun
Black Pear Silver Pistol
Black Pearl Silver Shotgun
Nature's Bow Of Artemis
Moonlit Bow Of Artemis
Katar
Pytor's Sword

The Toy Box
Burning Desires Sparkler
Mauve Dreams Sparkler
Red Confetti
Purple Confetti
Dark Grey Nosy Mousie
Dark Grey Resting Mousie
Dark Grey Snoozing Mousie
Dark Grey Nosy Mousy
Nosy Mousie
Peeking Mousie
Resting Mousie
Snoozing Mousie
Tan Snoozing Mousie
Tan Resting Mousie
Tan Peeking Mousie
Tan Nosy Mousie
Pytor's Dark Grey Feet
Pytor's Feet
Pytor's Tan Head
Pytor's Dark Grey Head
Pytor's Head
Beezz Line
Fake Flutters
Panda Plushie

Wonderland Boutique
Purple Lordship Cloak
Amarande Cape
Red Lordship Cloak
Moonlit Shirt Of Tapio
Black And Silver Calliope Shirt
Winter Festival Pants
Sweet Wizard Pants
Austere Rhapsody Blue Shorts
Austere Rhapsody Shorts
Pleasantly Purple Plaid Coat
Austere Rhapsody Blue Coat
Austere Rhapsody Coat

-Contribution Items I Desire-

2007
Menewshans King Crown
Scepter Of Chaos
Sash Of Chaos
Puado Of Time
Panda Slippers
Bee Slippers
Winters Flight
Astral Halo

2008
Garnet Dragon Sword
Royal Cape
Raven Wings
Dove Wings
Staff Of Healing
Spirit Of Atlantis
Spirit Of The Phoenix
Raven Ankle Wings
Dove Ankle Wings
Bee Headphones
Panda Headphones
Syne Battleaxe
Amorian Chakram
Calesco's Blaze
Waves Of Naias
Pirates Booty
Ninjas Arsenal
Weather Forecast

2009
Chaos Armour
Bao Bao The Panda
Tatsu The Dragon
Wood Sprite
Evil Overlord
Star Catcher
Jade Ronin
Blind Justice
Hammer Of Thor
Kitsune & Caboodle
Eyes Of The Wild
Book Of Daydreams
Tome Of Nightmares
Ying Yang
Midas Touch
Peacock Scyth
Chilly The Polar Bear
Tapio Defender

2010
Sleepy Time
Imperial Lucky Cat

-Event Items I Desire-

2007
Yumeh Ears & Tail
Lunar Staff
Ghosty Kitties
Pumpkin Mask
Snow Flakes

2008
White Heartface Fox
Black Heartface Fox
Golden top o' the Morning Top Hat
Silver top o' the Morning Top Hat
Luck Of The Irish
Giant Spork
The Big BANG
Channah's Panties On My Head
Cresent Moon
Stardust Sash
Yumeh Bats
Cloak Of Death
Night AT The Graveyard
Green Present

2009
Fluffy Pillow
Blankie
Black Heartface Fox Slippers
White Heartface Fox Slippers
Team Floaties
Field Of Shamrocks
On The Farm
Chicky Flock
Star Crest
Dance's Star Sash
Bone Belt
Passing Souls Coffin
Voodoo Doll Skin
Festive Decorations Pack
Menewsha Cookie Collective
Reindeer Disguise
Festive Ribbon
Cobblestone In The Winter

-Special NPC Gifts I Desire-

Halloween Pumpkin and Booger Cookie
What's that? head
OMG! Head
Chicken in a Chokehold
Light Spell

The White List:
Loved Ones Who Help Keep This Quest Alive







The Black List:
Naughty People Who Broke My Rules

-Donators-

Sadrain

-Open-
You May Now Post

-Cuddles thread- x3

Yeah! Second Post! Good luck with getting the items of your dream!

@ Poofie: *also cuddles Quest* Hello.

@ BloodMarcus: Indeed, the second post is a big honor. And Why thank you very much, it will take me a while but hopefully I will be able to get it all at one point :D

Not as big as the first post. Yeah! That's a great questing attitude!

@ BloodMarcus: True, but it is bigger than the third post :)
It is indeed a good questing attatude, there is no point not having one like that, I have noticed that some people get really down hearted about that sort of stuff if they miss out on an item. They need to chill :P

Can I claim the place of Third Visitor & Poster? o: I like number threee~ Only nine is more epic and thats because its three multiple three. XDDD

In any case, I do wish you luck with your quest, P.P.! It doesnt seem impossible at all to me, epesieclaly if a bit of luck shines your way with Giving Back Auction and Questers Raffle. o: I might be an old user, but I am actually playing actively only for 7 months and I have accomplished quite a bit.

I am sure you will find wonderful people who will help you. Hmm, in fact~ *wtaches some rain clouds pass over and then quickly hops on one and disappears*

Oh hai! I see you made a thread! Well, awesome! ^^

@ Sadrain: Yes you may of course claim Third Poster & Visitor :)
No its not the hardest quest in the world, I do feel for those people on the ultimate quest.
Thank you very much magical golden rain cloud! :D

@ Miiyako: Hey. Yeah indeed I di make a thread. Care to stay and chat?

Yeahh, I have a freind or two who are questing every single item in mene world.
I do feel quiite sorry for them, I would never do it. X_X I hate spending gold on my self, that a first, and second, I would well... Find it pointless. :/ I dont like every single item in Mene world. x3
Though, Puado of Time and Crowns will be big enough of a challenge. D: Butbut they are not unattanaible, or else, no one would have the, except original donators. x3
I want a Puado as well, since its so nice and purple. >o<

As a note, I would suggest you to save some gold and not buy much things right now, since Valentine Event is coming up and every event, there is new commons rleeased. At the time of event, they are noly for half price. Its wise to grab as much of all you like as possible then, because later it will be more expensive! Dx
And I am sure Charities will dress you up well. <3

Originally Posted by sadrain

Can I claim the place of Third Visitor & Poster? o: I like number threee~ Only nine is more epic and thats because its three multiple three. XDDD

-highfaives-
I also like the number three but, I think 13 is more epic o xo
cause you can use it for so many things.

@ Sadrain: Oh events? What exactly do they entail? I shall definately save my gold for that then. I can handle my wandering around in my undies for longer. Hopefully they have some decent male items :D
I am not too keen on a few of the items on here either, but most of them are amazing. Yes those will defnately be pretty hard to come by but I am sure that eventually I will be able to get some :D
Yes it is pretty sweet isn't it? I think my girlfriend is on the ultimate quest, she allready has quite a fair bit.

@ Poofie: True 13 is also good but nothing beats 42! :D

Oh, the almighty 42 ; - ;
I can't beat that xD

you're dancing siggy hypnotizes me, I almost thought I saw it dancing on the forum servers ;-;

Well hello there, good luck with the questing!

@ Poofie: I am correct, no-one and nothing can beat the allmighty 42 :D

@ Liunesta: Hey. Welcome! Chat with us? And cheers m'dear :D