*Struts in and states*
Meow, Meow MEEOOOWW (YUMEH’s Amazing Adventures)

*Sleeps happily in the sanctuary of Cessy’s basket of clean socks*
“Yumeh, I need to get dressed”
*Stays in basket and stares at Cessy with the look of a happy cat in couch potato mode*
“Fine if you won’t move, I’ll have to get the squirt gun, I know how much you love water, so you had better WATCH OUT!”
*Displays magnificent nails for Cessy to admire*
“Look Yumeh, I have one sock already. Oh well, I’ve got another one. Yumeh, you really should get up already”
*Spys on Cessy while she’s putting on socks. Gets up and stretches*
-Thinks to self-Time to go on a mission for goodies to nom
*Wanders down to the coastline to fish for carp*
*Traps a tasty carp and begins to nom*
*Finishes lunch and climbs up a nearby tree*
*Hears pesky Menewshans in the distance talking too loud, hides in tree branches. Listens to the talk while waiting for a chance spring into action and cause some mischief*
“I hear that Vicky was married once”
“REALLY? I wonder what happened to her husband”
“I hear he bamboozled Magnus out of one of his finest suits” and was banned from Menewsha Island when the Mayor requested he return Magnus’s wares. I hear poor Vicky was so distraught that even Peeblo took pity on her. He made a huge pile of her ex husband’s items and burnt them in a conflagration inferno that lasted for 3 days”
*Stares at Menewshans awaiting for them to walk under his tree so he can jump into mischief action*
*Hears loud BANG followed by a voice saying Hocus-Pocus*
“What was that noise!?”
“OMG is that a llama”
“No, it’s AfroDonkey”
“Look he’s coming this way, quick RUN”
*Watches Menewshans run and notices AfroDonkey running toward his tree*
*Jumps onto AfroDonkey’s back*
-MMMEEEOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!-
*Clings to AfroDonkey’s back while he slows down*
Meow, Meow, Meow!!!
“Do you think Yumeh is asking for directions from AfroDonkey?”
“Maybe, knowing Yumeh, he’s either looking for mischief, food or somewhere to sojourn for the night.
*Jumps off AfroDonkey’s back and sneaks away from pesky Menewshan paws ninja cat style*
*Wanders back into Cessy’s clean sock basket to take shelter for the night*

This is actually really good. For a cat. :drool:

That's genius, Yumeh!

*cuddles Yumeh and gives him an open can of tuna*

I lurvs you kitteh.

*Hears loud noise and looks up at Cessy*
“It was here a moment ago, I know it was”
*Watches Cessy with lazy look in eyes*
“Yumeh, have you seen my magic feather light? I am going on a quest and I want to make sure I’m all prepared. Grandpa Jeryck would be mad at me if I left without proper provisions.”
*Wanders over to feather on floor and sits down*
Meow?
*Stares at Cessy*
“Great work Yumeh, will you go with me on my quest?”
*Considers Cessy as she packs her stuffed giraffe into her backpack*
“Please Yumeh, I’m going on a pig hunt. I’m sure you will have a good time”
*Follows Cessy as she walks out the door*
*Watches Cessy walk up to Magnus*
“Excuse me, could you tell me where I could find a pig, please?"
“Well, *smiles* have you tried the flatlands over by the coast Cessy or maybe the caves?”
*Accidentally gets cat hair on Magnus’s new suit*
*Makes a startling discovery of a “new” hole in suit*
“Yumeh *smiles* Where did that hole come from! I guess it’s time for a nice sporadic once over with my lint roller and a needle with my magic thread”
“Bye Magnus, good luck repairing your suit”
“*Smiles* Bye Cessy”
“Yumeh, is that a fox over there?”
Thinks to self –stupid foxes-
*Stares at fox*
*Sneezes* *Sneezes* *Sneezes*
“Yumeh are you allergic to foxes? Well we had better get going before you get worse. Come on Yumeh”
*Is annoyed at stupid fox with stupid elongated tail always twitching, twitching*
*Scrapes claws on rocks causing sparks to land on fox tail, catching it on fire*
“WOAH! That was close! Yumeh you nearly got your head snapped off. I hope you learned something new about foxes; they don’t like their tails being caught on fire! Must you get into mischief at every arbitrary moment?”
*Looks innocently at Cessy*
*Catches mouse for snack*
*Watches Cessy nom on custard*
“Okay Yumeh, let’s keep going, I had a nice snack”
*Nimbly dances over porous rocks on trail*
“There’s a cave Yumeh, I bet there’s a pig over there.”
“Hmm, I appear to have gone blind from the darkness in here. Let me get my feather light out.”
*Stares at feather light, as it lights up the cave like a beacon for bugs*
*Chases bugs*
“Oh my Yumeh, it smells good in here. It kind of reminds me of the smell of a rose, let’s keep going and see if our pig appears”
*Hears a loud noise*
“What do you think is making that noise”
*Looks at Cessy with curiosity in eyes*
“Peeblo! What are you doing here? We were looking for a pig”
“You just missed him Cessy. But, I still have some tasty Bacon left if you’re hungry”

*Makes a startling discovery of a “new” hole in suit*

*dies laughing*

Yumeh is such a good story teller I almost wonder if it's based on some true stories XD

*Plays merrily in the Librarian’s yarn basket ruining her nicely balled yarn*
“Shoo Yumeh, get out of my basked, shoo shoo shoo”
*Searches for mice hiding in the books*
*Finds something shiny*
“Yumeh, you found my lost earring! I’ve been looking for that for weeks”
*Sees a snake hiding up high on a shelf piled high with dusty books*
*Pounces on snake with teeth and claws out on display*
“How did that get up there!?”
*Stares at the Librarian expecting praise for such a glorious catch, brings closer to Librarian for her to admire*
“Yumeh Get that thing away from me! I hope it’s not poisonous!
-Humph- *Drags prize toward the door of the library*
“I'm so sorry! Those things scare me like crazy! Oh, well thank you very much! You were quite the hero today Yumeh” –Librarian turns back to Yumeh-
*With glimmer of mischief in eyes, hides prey in Librarian’s desktop waterfallfountain on way out when Librarian’s not looking*
*Wanders outside hears thunder*
*Scampers toward the Mayor’s house, scared of the rain*
Thinks to self –DO NOT LIKE WATER-
*Shakes and cleans fur while hiding from the weather inside Mr. Mayor’s house
*Wanders over to Mr. Mayor’s indoor pond
*Sniffs at a magic mushroom growing by the pond*
Thinks to self – I wonder what will happen if I poke this.
*Pokes mushroom*
*Stares at mushroom as it turns into large Balloon*
“HELLO Yumeh, I am a magic mushroom balloon, and I am here to grant you a wish. One wish, whatever it is shall be yours”
Thinks to self –Meh, Yumeh can get what Yumeh wants without silly magic balloons-
*Stares at Balloon*
“You know Yumeh, if you don’t want anything, why don’t you wish for something to share with someone else”
*Is surprised to think about giving a gift wish* Thinks to self-Yumeh doesn’t give gifties Yumeh hasn’t caught himself-
*Sees Menewshan Jellysundae wandering into the catacombs near the pond*
MMMEEOOOWWW!!!!
*Watches Jellysundae come over to Yumeh*
*Wishes for Jellysundae and Yumeh to share some fresh white fish*
“Why Yumeh, what a strangely sweet gesture, it’s not like you to leave gifts that aren’t dead mice”
*Learns giving nice gifties is not too bad…Depending on the Menewshan*

*Slinks out of the [u]hollow[/url] of Lise’s basket of clean clothes.*
*Enjoys darkness of caravan, stretches and wanders around ninja cat style in the obstacle course that is Lise’s Laundry*
“Challenge accepted you little ball of scraggly fur, I see you”
*Blinks in the bright [u]light[/url] as the caravan curtains are pulled back*
“What makes you think I would miss your marauding around my caravan? I keep a close enough eye on my belongings after you shredded my favorite stockings last event”
*Jumps out of reach onto a stray hat on a shelf*
*Makes a firm resolve to escape this silliness unscathed*
“Get over here you little worm of a cat!
*Jumps on Lise’s head breaking a nail in the tangle of her curls*
*Jumps on tall pile of laundry*
*Hears an explosive noise*
“What was that? Darnit, I’ll get to you later cat”
*Climbs nimbly down the hilltop of Lise’s clothes*
*Wanders outside caravan*
“Darnit, it looks like my Wagon Wheel has a crack, how am I going to fix this”
*Examines wheel*
*Stares at Lise*
*Uses lightening speed claw magic to whittle away wheel, repairing the crack*
*Admires work, discovering that work is masterful*
*Struts around wheel, proud of nifty new talent*
“Hmm, you little goat of a cat…You apparently have a use or two on this island. This repair is not bad. I guess you expect me to jump up and down and proclaim loudly something to the effect of aww yeaa!? Well, I will admit. Everything went better than expected when I first saw that damage. So. What do you expect in return for such a favor?
*Looks at lake, looks at Lise, looks at lake, looks at Lise*
“Ohh, so you want a way to get across the lake so you can get to the rodents on the other side huh? Well, as much as I hate to admit it, I owe you one. So here is a magic banana peel. You should be able to use it to float if you thread one of your whiskers’ through its skin”
*Drags peal to lake*
*[u]Uses catmagic to turn peel into cat sized banana boat[\u]*
*Stalks mice merrily*