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Old 01-15-2011, 05:11 AM


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a Valentine/Anti-Valentine Caption Contest







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The dread Captain Howdy is captain of the S.S. Exorcist. He thinks love is icky and he thinks you're icky. Love robs you of the time that could be spent doing more productive things. While your 'oooh-ing' and 'ahh-ing' and groping and pawing, you could be: pickling assorted root vegetables, alphabetizing the things in your garage, visiting Colonial Williamsburg and heaping scorn on those around you.








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While not particularly fond of traditional marriage or dating rituals, Belly is a devoted follower of sparks who believes that even the grumpiest curmudgeon's life can be improved with the addition of a little romance. She hopes to spend her twilight years winking inappropriately at young'ns and making delivery boys very uncomfortable. And trying to pinch Howdy's buns.







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#2
Old 01-15-2011, 07:55 AM

In this thread, you will be presented with a series of images portraying scenes that teeter on the brink between Valentine and Anti-Valentine sentiment. Your task will be to choose which way you would like to steer things, and to shove that puppy to one side or the other by writing a short (75 words or less) caption that describes the image. You will earn points for each entry -- those who earn the most points will win the most fabulous riches, but everyone who earns even one point is guaranteed to win something.



  • Each person may enter the contest under one account only. You may enter with your mule or your main, but not both.
  • Only one entry per image, per person. You will have to choose whether you want to submit a Valentine or an Anti-Valentine caption - you can't do both for a single image.
  • Each entry must be 75 words or less. Part of the challenge is writing gripping stuff in a small space.
  • Don't plagiarize. Use your own imaginations and your own fresh writing here, please.
  • Don't be a jerk. While we shouldn't have to say this, there always seems to be someone who would benefit from having it spelled out for them. No ridiculing other folks' work, stirring up drama, attempting to scam or otherwise being a pain in our asses please. We don't want to have to murder anyone on Valentine's Day. <3
  • Accept your prizes promptly. If you haven't accepted the trade after 30 days, we reserve the right to cancel it and send your goodies to an active charity instead. Please make sure you check your trades!

Last edited by BellyButton; 02-14-2011 at 12:25 AM..

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#3
Old 01-16-2011, 01:02 AM




All entries must be posted in this thread by Sunday, Feb 20 at Noon Pacific.

( Click here to convert time zones. )






We'll be calculating points for each image as follows:
Best caption: 3 pts
Best caption for the other camp*: 2 pts
Good caption: 1 pt
(You didn't win, but made a decent effort.)

(*If a Valentine caption won "best," these points would go to the best Anti-Valentine caption for that image.)



Gold Prizes:
1st place (most points overall) ~ 7500 gold
2nd place (2nd most points overall) ~ 5000 gold
Two runners-up (3rd and 4th most points overall) ~ 2500 gold


Valentine Extras:
Warmest Heart (most Valentine points) ~ True Love Wings
Two runners-up (2nd & 3rd most Valentine points) ~ The Luuuv Guru


Anti-Valentine Extras:
Coldest Heart (most Anti-Valentine points) ~ Pure Hatred Wings
Two runners-up (2nd & 3rd most Valentine points) ~ The Bitter Hag



Participation Prizes:
Each person who earns at least 1 point overall ~ "King of Hearts Staff" EI
Each person who earns at least 7 points overall ~ Heart Buddy (random color)









Q. But Belly! I am such an amazing writer that I HAVE to use lots and lots of words - my creative genius cannot be confined to such a tiny space!! Is there any way you can increase the word limit??
A. No, no, a thousand times no! Captions are short by nature (honestly, 75 words is too long, but I wanted to throw you guys a bone here). A truly amazing writer can speak volumes in few words.

Q. So um, just so we're all on the same page.. how are you going to count the words?
A. We will use this tool to count your words.

Q. I thought of some more captions - do I just edit my original post or what?
A. Please don't edit new entries into your old post -- just make a new post in the thread that contains the new entries. We don't have time to constantly check every old post in the thread for updates and don't want to miss any of your entries! <3

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#4
Old 01-19-2011, 10:19 PM

Think you have an idea which way the hearts of Menewshans are swaying this year? Are you already certain which side (Valentine or Anti-Valentine) will score the most points? If your answer is "yes," you might consider proclaiming your prediction for all to see.

If your prediction proves correct, you get to shout "I told you so!!" -- plus, we'll send you 500 gold as a reward for your excellent soothsaying!

And if your prediction is wrong, you can slink away with your tail between your legs, or become consumed with self-righteous fury and shout "INJUSTICE!" until the orderlies come to take you away -- the choice is yours, but really, what have you got to lose?

To make a prediction, simply post one of the two forms below into the thread.




To predict a Valentine win:
Quote:
[COLOR="Red"][B][SIZE="4"]I predict that Valentine sentiment will win the day!! [/SIZE][/B]
[B]Username: [/B](your username here)
[/COLOR]


To predict an Anti-Valentine win:
Quote:
[COLOR="Purple"][SIZE="4"][B]I predict that more points will be scored for Anti-Valentine sentiment![/B][/SIZE]
[B]Username: [/B](your username here)
[/COLOR]





Valentine Camp:

Hatake Ayumi
PapillonCameo
MintyRey
Liztress
briannamal
Whisper Invictus
Ling
Suzhi Mix
Darkbryd
Rochiel Silverfire
Seridano



Anti-Valentine Camp:

Disco~
Kiari
Emmery
Lilith W
greendragon06
DeadAngel
dragoness129
JapaneseCherryBlossom
Carzeebear
xxxarcxangelxxx
Mysticalpchan
Feral Fantom
Aquamat1020
Ferra
Ivvy
Yamiko
Pounded
Beautiful Disaster
aphrodite remix
silverwingedshadows
HIM_ROCK
Ascadellia
Rikali
Vickyll3
Mageling
M i n u x e
Woodlandnymph
Roxxxy
RisikaFox
Itachi's Bride
Fauxreal
Sakura_Madison
pinkii
Lauryn de Vampyre
Leerah
Death_to_the_reaper
blueblackrose
Chunsa-chan
MarizpanFrog
The Whitewolf Shaman
LaVida
Aylin
DariaMorgendorfer
BlackCart29
spicedroses







(Note: Making a prediction does not qualify you for a free participation EI from us --
you'll have to earn 1 point for a caption contest entry for that.)




Last edited by BellyButton; 02-28-2011 at 03:54 AM..

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#5
Old 01-20-2011, 12:35 AM

Image #1:




(Choose one of the forms below and post your caption in this thread.)




Valentine Entry Form:
Quote:
[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][B]I have an entry for Image #1![/B][/SIZE]
[B]My Valentine Caption:[/B] ( your text here! )
[/COLOR]




Anti-Valentine Entry Form:
Quote:
[COLOR="Purple"][SIZE="4"][B]I have an entry for Image #1![/B][/SIZE]
[B]My Anti-Valentine Caption:[/B] ( your text here! )
[/COLOR]

Entries for Image#1X


Quote:
Originally Posted by Nephila View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Is about how many children die in sweat shops making valentines per hour around the world.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emmery View Post
heheh >D
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Valentine’s Day: The day for getting together and making babies to either abort or put up for adoption! Happy birthing!
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadAngel View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Orphans, even candy can't make them feel any better.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mysticalpchan View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Nothing says valentine's like looking back at the love children you made and left behind from last year's valentine's.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Feral Fantom View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This Valentine's Day get your loved one a gift that shows you really care, the gift of child slave labor! Porridge not included.
Quote:
Originally Posted by aquamat1020 View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!My Anti-Valentine Caption: Happy or sad, they all look the same in the oven
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferra View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Caption: "OK, so I can accept that they're all Joe Michl's kids, but how the hell were they all born on November 14th?"

Inside: Make sure you're the only one he's spending Valentine's with this year.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MintyRey View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Valentine Caption: Compared to you, all the supermodels in the world look like this.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ling View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Valentine Caption: Smiles are contagious, especially a child's smile on Valentine's Day. So smile, and make the world a happier place.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pounded View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Valentine Caption: Fifty little orphans waiting for the right kind of person to love them.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Suzhi Mix View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Valentine Caption: A childs smile can melt even the coldest heart.
Quote:
Originally Posted by aphrodite remix View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: So much for every sperm is sacred.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco~ View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Orphans: When abortions go wrong.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beautiful Disaster View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Rember, be safe on your Valentines Day. Trojan ; )
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith W View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Make sure to pick a kid from the front. It'll make your wife happy.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taliesin View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: They might look sweet and innocent but they'll kill you in your sleep!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkbryd View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Valentine Caption: The most Love you will find in One place.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ascadellia View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Valentines day: The day where all the children figure out the truth on popularity and who their real friends are.
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxxarcxangelxxx View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Joe Michel's Orphange: Because on Valentine's Day, mommy and daddy JUST WANT TO BE LEFT LONE!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivvy View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: (front of card) There are some things even chocolate can't fix...
(indide of card) So double up and stay safe with your lovin' this Valentines day!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rikali View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: When picking out your orphan this Valentine’s Day, make sure you get the one with the candy. Might as well get one perk out of the deal.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mageling View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The poor, poor results of another Valentine's Day gone horribly awry...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofie267 View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Would you like a cigar to get you through this Valentine's day? With all those kids, you're gonna need it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Little did you know but, these little cupids already stole your soul hours ago...next? Your heart and other organs.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochiel Silverfire View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Valentine Caption: Luckily for them, Annie convinced Daddy Warbucks that everyone should have a happy Valentine's Day!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roxxxy View Post
(1) I found this floating in the pool... Be mine?
Quote:
Originally Posted by PapillonCameo View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Valentine Caption: Just looking for a happy loving home,case we're all just one big family!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Itachi's bride View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Fifty children all laughing at your lonliness.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Silverwingedshadows View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: No we aren't wanna be children of the corn we are wanna be cupids! Here have some drug laced candy!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vickyll3 View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Missing: 50 Little Orphans
Never Mind Who Cares?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sakura_Madison View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This is why the orphans are putting fake smiles up, they hate their parents for leaving them behind.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whisper Invictus View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Valentine Caption:
Mob Member: "Aww, so cute. Which one yah gettin'?"
Scarface: "Dah one with the cigar."
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueblackrose View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This is why they invented the condom and birth control.
Quote:
Originally Posted by monstahh` View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: If not adopted soon will be donated to zombie research facilities...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chunsa-chan View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Valentine Caption:
Their cheeks are red like roses
Their eyes are blue like violets
The perfect child for us is right
under our noses
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fauxreal View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Who wrote Joe? It's Bret Micheals! VH1's Newest Reality Show!

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Whitewolf Shaman View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Unknown to the public, this was the result of the closing of The Neverland Ranch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauryn de Vampyre View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The kids in the front are fatter because they ate the 21 kids not in the picture.
Quote:
Originally Posted by LaVida View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: ( See those cute little faces smiling at you in the front? I bet they don't know that over 50% of them will be dieing or morbidly ill, but those at the back of the group seems to get what life's offering them. )
Quote:
Originally Posted by Liztress View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Valentine Caption: Love has the ability to bring the warmness that not even a sea of smiling children can produce.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aylin View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Come and adopt them! Give them a home! Gift them for Valentine! Dressed and powdered and longing for your love. And if you don't want them anymore, just give them back - like a puppy!
Quote:
Originally Posted by dragoness129 View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: They remember the deaths of their parents on this tradgic holiday.
Quote:
Originally Posted by KH4Life View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Don't those scary little faces, make you feel just so warm and fuzzy inside?
Quote:
Originally Posted by spicedroses View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The stepford wives had no idea when the children turned on them

Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackCart29 View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Valentine Caption: There is a house somewhere, with a family, with hearts big enough to take them in and love them all.
Quote:
Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer View Post
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I completely understand that the USA is in a housing crisis, but why ohhh why did Bank of America have to evict the old lady who lived in the shoe? Now all those kids are out in the cold and are turning to a life of crime, and cigar smoking mayhem.


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#6
Old 01-20-2011, 12:48 AM

Image #2:




(Choose one of the forms below and post your caption in this thread.)




Valentine Entry Form:
Quote:
[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][B]I have an entry for Image #2![/B][/SIZE]
[B]My Valentine Caption:[/B] ( your text here! )
[/COLOR]




Anti-Valentine Entry Form:
Quote:
[COLOR="Purple"][SIZE="4"][B]I have an entry for Image #2![/B][/SIZE]
[B]My Anti-Valentine Caption:[/B] ( your text here! )
[/COLOR]

Entries for Image#2X


Quote:
Originally Posted by Emmery View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I’m going to give that poor, old heart a hug-Oops! It broke.
Quote:
Originally Posted by greendragon06 View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Where's a broken heart to go when he's kicked out the back of a van?
Quote:
Originally Posted by JapaneseCherryBlossom View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption:It's better to be poor with a heart, than be heartless and filthy rich? Yeah right!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seridano View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: To all potential muggers: Yes, it would count as a heart attack. That's 50 points in laymens terms. Be sure to make this Valentine's Day a memorable one.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Feral Fantom View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: Alright, I'll submit to your demands, because you've taken my heart hostage.
Quote:
Originally Posted by aquamat1020 View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This is how you look when you loose your job delivering singing telegrams
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferra View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: It's said that giving your heart to someone else is the most romantic gesture in the world. Unfortunately I still need mine, but I bought a human heart on the black market to show you just how much I care.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MintyRey View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: Things just aren't the same when I'm not with you.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamiko View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Blood is red, the sky is blue, my heart is ugly and so are you!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ling View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: When I'm sad and lonely I remind myself that I have a big strong and healthy heart and that always cheers me up.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pounded View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: Wating for that special someone to save me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Suzhi Mix View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: The chance for finding true love, even in the meanest of places, could be waiting behind the next corner.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stress View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Love will leave you broken in a back alley.
Quote:
Originally Posted by aphrodite remix View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Owner of the lonely heart
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco~ View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The real story of Valentine's Day...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beautiful Disaster View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Me no love you long time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith W View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Aw, that heart's Valentine's Day just became a mugging. Enjoy!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taliesin View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: He's not looking for a Valentine, he's looking for a heart donor.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Silverwingedshadows View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: You mean this won't help Cupid find me quicker? Oh just mug me now....:cry:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkbryd View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: Love can be found anywhere
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadAngel View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: My heart's down in the dumps. You took him away from me then kicked him into an alley!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ascadellia View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: At one point in time, there was no more room for my love. So it got kicked to the curb and replaced with someone elses love.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivvy View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: A loving heart can brighten up the darkest of places...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rikali View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: After breakups, jaded hearts resort to vandalism and violent crime.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mageling View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Careful, a heart this desperate may do anything for a bit of lovin'. Don't let his next victim be you.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofie267 View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: At the end of the day, he decided that giving out free hugs in a questionable alleyway was not a good idea.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I will love you long time....now, GET IN THE VAN!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochiel Silverfire View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: He won't be frowning any more when the lovely lady dressed as a rose comes around the corner.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roxxxy View Post
(2) "Here he stands, all broken-hearted..." Must've gotten stood up by Ms. Spleen.
Quote:
Originally Posted by PapillonCameo View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: Just goes to show you can find love anywhere,even in an alley!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Itachi's bride View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Yes, follow my love into this strange van, what could possible go wrong?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vickyll3 View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: "You just raped my heart, and you don't have enough respect for me to to let me ride shot gun!?"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sakura_Madison View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The old heart has been taken though hardship and loneliness. He grew old and had nobody to share his heart with someone else.
Quote:
Originally Posted by pinkii View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I told my heart to beat it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whisper Invictus View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: HAIKUUUUUTIME ;)
I smell like bad eggs.
But at the end of the day,
This heart makes a home.

Poor homeless dude *sniffle*
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueblackrose View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: LOST: One poor old heart. Still a healthy red, but looks like it's going down hill fast. If found call 555-555-5555.
Quote:
Originally Posted by monstahh` View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: When love gets a little bit weird, Back Alley-Lovin'.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chunsa-chan View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption:
(Outside of Card)
Things that get my heart racing:
Mob bosses, thugs, vandalism, guns, running from police, heart attacks and...
(Inside)YOU.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fauxreal View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: A horrible example of black market organs being discarded in the alley.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Whitewolf Shaman View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "heart broke"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauryn de Vampyre View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: C'mon, kiddies! I have free Valentine's Day candy in the back of my van!
Quote:
Originally Posted by LaVida View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: ( ...as you can see, the world has thrown this poor man into this awful place with no family and a job as a mascot - you know what that entails. )
Quote:
Originally Posted by Liztress View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: Even being in the dangerous part of the city is fine as long as we have each other's hearts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aylin View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This is how a man looks, who lost his love on Valentines day. She left him broken, but didn't care and searched for a better man somewhere. Happy Valentines day, lonely heart! <3
Quote:
Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Sargent Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club VAN
Quote:
Originally Posted by dragoness129 View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Quote:
Originally Posted by KH4Life View Post
[COLOR=Red]I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: Next time I make my sweetie a valentine, Ill be sure to graffiti it in a more public location.
Quote:
Originally Posted by spicedroses View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: sign of the times, ally of a broken heart
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackCart29 View Post
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: I'm just waiting for my wife, she's wearing the matching costume.




Last edited by BellyButton; 02-21-2011 at 12:55 AM..

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#7
Old 01-20-2011, 01:01 AM

Image #3:




(Choose one of the forms below and post your caption in this thread.)




Valentine Entry Form:
Quote:
[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][B]I have an entry for Image #3![/B][/SIZE]
[B]My Valentine Caption:[/B] ( your text here! )
[/COLOR]




Anti-Valentine Entry Form:
Quote:
[COLOR="Purple"][SIZE="4"][B]I have an entry for Image #3![/B][/SIZE]
[B]My Anti-Valentine Caption:[/B] ( your text here! )
[/COLOR]


Entries for Image#3X


Quote:
Originally Posted by Carzeebear View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I thought you said you were on treatment for this!
Quote:
Originally Posted by JapaneseCherryBlossom View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: You know what Jenny, when life gives you lemons, have a cigarette!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Feral Fantom View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Love means never having to say I'm going to stab your eye out with a blunt object, so I'm just going to do it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by aquamat1020 View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Give me a date, and nobody gets hurt!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferra View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: If she really loved him, she would have brought him a sandwich instead.

Happy Valentine's Day!

PS - Please make me a sandwich.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MintyRey View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: Apparently you're so sweet that the lollipop I was gonna give you had to go see his doctor on account of diabetes!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamiko View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Be my Valentine..... or else....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ling View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: Here, have a pocky stick, my dear.
Quote:
Originally Posted by aphrodite remix View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Why do you need a pregnancy test when we're waiting for marriage?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco~ View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: A poke in the eye...a dig in the ribs...taunting with a stick...domestic abuse: just stop.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beautiful Disaster View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: See this stick? Pee on it and hope its negative. Happy Valentines Day Sweetie.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith W View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Oh, I hope it's one line. Come on one line. Come on no baby.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taliesin View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: "A pen? I asked for a roses!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkbryd View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: What I do, I do for you. Your that Only women I Love. So never think otherwise again...
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadAngel View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: "It's not much love, but it's the thought that counts right? I love you!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by HIM_ROCK View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: When words just don't seem to cut it write it on a cigarette
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hatake Ayumi View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: Cover: Lack of chocolates got you down?
Inside: Sign here for your free delivery of sweet lovin's.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivvy View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption:(front) Love got you down this Valentines season?
(inside) Then try our mail order brides! Gauranteed survitude thanks to language barrier and low self esteem! Now half off through Ferbruary 14th!Get yours today!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rikali View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Nothing says “Happy Valentine’s Day” like “WHAT? It’s positive??”
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mageling View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Is there something you need to tell me, Julie?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofie267 View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Be sure your Valentine isn't going to take your lack of gift poorly. Give them anti-psychotics beforehand.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: See....after the enhancement, your knockers will be up here. Right now, well, gravity has taken it's toll.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochiel Silverfire View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: Don't cry honey, two blue lines isn't bad news! I love kids!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roxxxy View Post
(3) "I think we should see other people. But here- I got you this pen".
Quote:
Originally Posted by PapillonCameo View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: We love each other each other,so won't you marry me?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Itachi's bride View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: Look at me when I say I love you!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Silverwingedshadows View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Did I get you any Valentine's candy? Sure I did. (searches pockets) Here have some strawberry pocky. Oh, wait, your allergic to strawberries....well do you have your EpiPen?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vickyll3 View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: "I love you so much I will give you a warning..., next time its the stick!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sakura_Madison View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The guy: I found this in our bedroom. I am sure I am not the one that uses this kind of stuff.
The girl: I am sorry to tell you this, but I cheated on you with another man.
The guy: Why would you do something like that to us?
The girl: Because, I do not feel the same as you do. It is over.
Quote:
Originally Posted by monstahh` View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Don't make me bite it off...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chunsa-chan View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Cupid thought our love was so strong he brought us an early Valentines gift!

It's a boy!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fauxreal View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I've been away for two months! Do you have anything to say about this positive pregnancy test I found in the bathroom?
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Whitewolf Shaman View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: "Go pee on this stick, if you're pregnant, I'm leaving."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauryn de Vampyre View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I know I said I want you feeling better for Valentine's Day, but the thermometer goes in your mouth!
Quote:
Originally Posted by LaVida View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: ( Guy: You see this? It turned PINK! How could you have slept with another guy?!! I know I sleep with other girls overseas, but this is different! )
Quote:
Originally Posted by Liztress View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: I had to eat the lollipop so you could read how much I love you.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aylin View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: Honey, what's this? You are pregnant? Did you think I would force you to abort it? I never would do that! I love you... If you want it, I will stay with you and we can be a family...
Quote:
Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Damnit Muriel, How could you eat my tootsie roll tootsie pop without counting the number of licks it takes to get to the center? Now I'll never know how many licks it takes!
Quote:
Originally Posted by dragoness129 View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: You do not deserve the sweet candy, only the hard stick.
Quote:
Originally Posted by KH4Life View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: Man: did you eat my valentines day lollipop? Woman:uhhhh... Maybe. :(
Quote:
Originally Posted by spicedroses View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: jane was horrified to see how tiny it actaully was
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackCart29 View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The reason why no one can take you seriously is because you keep wearing bathing suits to work.



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#8
Old 01-27-2011, 11:55 PM

Image #4:




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[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][B]I have an entry for Image #4![/B][/SIZE]
[B]My Valentine Caption:[/B] ( your text here! )
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[COLOR="Purple"][SIZE="4"][B]I have an entry for Image #4![/B][/SIZE]
[B]My Anti-Valentine Caption:[/B] ( your text here! )
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Entries for Image#4X


Quote:
Originally Posted by Hatake Ayumi View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: You think you've fallen apart, but I still love you to bits.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seridano View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: "Today I assembled all the pieces, but the finished product couldn't measure up to you. As it turns out, its those little imperfections that make a perfect valentine."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emmery View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Hey nerdies! Got no date? Just build one yourself! With all that free time, it should be no problem, right? Warning, some assembly required!
Quote:
Originally Posted by JapaneseCherryBlossom View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Love will indefinitely tear you to pieces.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Feral Fantom View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: John, do we really have to sleep in separate packing crates? That crash test dummy was just a fling! Besides I saw you checking out that dress-form.
Quote:
Originally Posted by aquamat1020 View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Alone on Valentine's day again. Oh well, the dummys will have to do...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferra View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: WARNING: Contains small parts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MintyRey View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption:
I can't shake the feeling that we were made for each other.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ling View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: I love everything about you, every part makes you special.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pounded View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: No-one said it was going to be easy!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Suzhi Mix View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: The road of love is tough. Breaking through the box surrounding the heart is the first step. Putting the bits and pieces together follows. But true happiness can only be found, if the two people are a perfect fit for each other.
Quote:
Originally Posted by aphrodite remix View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: You leave me in pieces.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco~ View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: May need some assembly: the lazy person's nightmare.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith W View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: There is no perfect couple just the perfect box.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taliesin View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Mail order bride and groom: Some assembly required, some parts may be missing.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkbryd View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: Finding the perfect lover has never been so easy.
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadAngel View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Our love was never ment to be, now you are torn apart and being sent to Greece. I'll finally have some peace.
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxxarcxangelxxx View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: Humans are not perfect. They do not come into our lives wrapped in pristine packaging, nor do they present to you a user's manual as you meet. What humans do have is the ability to love, and thus, in turn, be loved, for falling in love is the one thing that can make an imperfect individual appear to another as perfect.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivvy View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Human interaction got you down this holiday season? Would you rather be gaming? Then this is the sweetheart for you! Custom built to your tastes and spec needs. You get the look of a social being with none of the pasky interferance! And Sweetheart comes equiped with discrete usb ports for all your gaming needs! Buy yours today.(ships in two-three buisness days)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rikali View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Tired of your old spouse? Upgrade to the new Spouse 3000! (Some assembly required)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofie267 View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I guess my boyfriend didn't like me going out with those two. Oops.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Didn't I say that restaurant was owned by the mob? Great. The one time you take me out, I get dismembered.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochiel Silverfire View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: They were made for each other... literally!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roxxxy View Post
(4) 'Til DEATH do us part. Literally.
Quote:
Originally Posted by RisikaFox View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I know I said we should go to Africa on our honeymoon, but this wasn't exactly what I was thinking of...
Quote:
Originally Posted by PapillonCameo View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: Love's gonna put us back together again!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Itachi's bride View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Always apart never together.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Silverwingedshadows View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Guess what sis?!?! I found a way to send Mom and Dad on that second honeymoon they always wanted to go on. Its super cheap to!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vickyll3 View Post
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: "I love you so much I will give you a warning..., next time its the stick!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sakura_Madison View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: When people break up with each other, it feels as though we are broken into pieces.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mageling View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Valentines are like electronics: the best ones come pre-assembled.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whisper Invictus View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: White Picket Fence Not Included.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leerah View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: We just had to see the Bermuda Triangle. No harm, you said, it's all an urban legend, you said. If we ever get back, I'm taking the toaster over and the good wine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by briannamal View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: You complete me! Now... will you construct me?
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueblackrose View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Need the perfect spouse? Then try the new spouse in a box. Assembly required, batteries not included.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whisper Invictus View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: White Picket Fence Not Included.
Quote:
Originally Posted by monstahh` View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: It seems someone took "Broken up" a little too literally...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chunsa-chan View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption:
"NEW from IKEA!"
Design your own Significant other!

Start from scratch, or customize your very own lover! Some assembly required. Instruction Manuel on how to handle your new product included. Low prices starting from $19.99&UP.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fauxreal View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: Build your own hermaphrodite kit! only $19.99! Valentines Day Special!
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Whitewolf Shaman View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Photographic evidence in the case of the people vs. Criss Angel
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauryn de Vampyre View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: The perfect Valentine's Day date, guaranteed! And for only $19.99 more, you get to use the "extra" features!
Quote:
Originally Posted by LaVida View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: ( *Tsk* *Tsk* *Tsk* Kids these days. Look at what they did to their parents this time. )
Quote:
Originally Posted by Liztress View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: All we need is a bit of glue and lots of love!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aylin View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Bought a man for my doll. So at least SHE can be happy and loved...
Quote:
Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Lars and the Real Girl, the sequel: Lars learns that though Bianca had been separated from her fist husband, the annulment had never been finalized.
Reference material if you have not seen the move Lars and the real girl http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/


Quote:
Originally Posted by dragoness129 View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Our love broke us to pieces.
Quote:
Originally Posted by KH4Life View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by KH4Life View Post
[/COLOR]I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Man: Next time we go to a magic show in the boondocks for valentines day, Make sure we don't become the audience volunteers for the sawing people in half bit. >:{
Quote:
Originally Posted by spicedroses View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: hey look, it's an assemble yourself bride and groom
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackCart29 View Post
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Valentine Caption: You've got all the right parts to be mine.




Last edited by BellyButton; 02-21-2011 at 12:35 AM..

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#9
Old 01-28-2011, 03:56 AM

Image #5:




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[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][B]I have an entry for Image #5![/B][/SIZE]
[B]My Valentine Caption:[/B] ( your text here! )
[/COLOR]




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[COLOR="Purple"][SIZE="4"][B]I have an entry for Image #5![/B][/SIZE]
[B]My Anti-Valentine Caption:[/B] ( your text here! )
[/COLOR]


Entries for Image#5X


Quote:
Originally Posted by Emmery View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Valentine’s day, the only day where it is a perfectly fine time to spread the cooties.
Quote:
Originally Posted by JapaneseCherryBlossom View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I can't take you back...You stole my cookies, woman!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Feral Fantom View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: While it certainly made a good Valentine's Day card image, poor little Billy never got over his gynophobia
Quote:
Originally Posted by aquamat1020 View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: That girl: turning men gay for twenty years and counting
Quote:
Originally Posted by MintyRey View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: She'll always be there for you when times are tough.
Quote:
Originally Posted by aphrodite remix View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The safe word is heartbroken.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco~ View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I've already told you I like boys!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith W View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Valentine's Day, the day when all girls want love and all boys want to be far far away.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkbryd View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: Let me tell you a secret... I love you.
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadAngel View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Poor Billy, Mandy finally decided the best way to torture you.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivvy View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Date rape...not just for girls this valentines day!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ling View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: When you're sad she'll be the first to tell you how special you are.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Popcorn Gun View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Hop off Little Suzie. No kisses for you. You know how you get when you have chocolate.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rikali View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: That was the day poor Jake learned what “inappropriate touching” meant.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mageling View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: He always wanted a kiss from her... until he saw her kissing the dog.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofie267 View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: What's that you say? The kitten is stuck at the bottom of the well? It's Valentine's Day; I don't feel like rescuing the kitten. It'll keep until tomorrow.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: No one can hear you scream...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochiel Silverfire View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: He may look unhappy now, but in about 15 years he'll realize he found his soulmate.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roxxxy View Post
(5) : That's when little Bobby learned that another name for 'cooties' is 'crabs'.
Quote:
Originally Posted by PapillonCameo View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: Nothing gets in the way of love!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Itachi's bride View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I don't want to see your panties!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Silverwingedshadows View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Um can you move you hand? No, the other one.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vickyll3 View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The reason why you dont leave the big sister en charged.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sakura_Madison View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The girl is spreading the love, including STDs.
Quote:
Originally Posted by briannamal View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: You're so sweet it's icky!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Abomination. View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Incest: It all starts when you leave your kids at home alone.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whisper Invictus View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: Who knew time-out could be so fun? For the girl, at least... !
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hatake Ayumi View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: This boy's a hero. For your Valentines day, he risked cooties.
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueblackrose View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I don't want to do those things with you. Get away from me you sick woman!
Quote:
Originally Posted by monstahh` View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: When cooties attack...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fauxreal View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Give me your cookies or you'll find out why my favorite play is the Nutcracker! <3
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Whitewolf Shaman View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: "Now when they ask, you'll tell them you fell down the stairs... RIGHT!??"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauryn de Vampyre View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: Billy's first lap dance! Happy Valentine's Day, Billy. And keep those hands where we can see them!
Quote:
Originally Posted by LaVida View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: (Don't worry, nothing's going to happen...as long as you do what I say.)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Liztress View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: Nothing beats the whispers of first love.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aylin View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: Psst! When I am grown up, I'll marry you! <3
Quote:
Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The prequel to Disclosure the movie: The playground years
Reference material yet again http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109635/
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chunsa-chan View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: Little girls may not always know how to sit and not cause you pain, but they know what to say to take it all away.

I LOVE YOU.
Quote:
Originally Posted by dragoness129 View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Forced young love.
Quote:
Originally Posted by KH4Life View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Girl: *whisper* Now you sit here, while I go eat all your chocolate.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by spicedroses View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: you can fight it, but you will be mine!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackCart29 View Post
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Valentine Caption: I turned my head away because my friends were watching. So I'll let you know now; I always wanted to kiss you too.



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#10
Old 01-29-2011, 02:00 AM

Image #6:




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[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][B]I have an entry for Image #6![/B][/SIZE]
[B]My Valentine Caption:[/B] ( your text here! )
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Seridano View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: As a child she wished for a Valentine's wedding, something she'd never forget. Today, a single drunk driver made it possible. May he rest in peace.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emmery View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Hubby leave you at the alter? Don’t worry. All you need is a car. Vegas baby!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Feral Fantom View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Jack, I don't think we're doing this "eloping" thing right...
Quote:
Originally Posted by aquamat1020 View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: All dressed up, and no husband to go home to.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MintyRey View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Valentine Caption: No matter where you go stumbling drunk, know that I'll always be there to find you and take you home, honey. Hopefully before you start streaking and hitting on the cops again.
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Originally Posted by Yamiko View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Love, the number one cause of heartbreak and alcoholism.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stress View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: If you love them let them go - the side of the road should suffice.
Quote:
Originally Posted by aphrodite remix View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Mail order gone wrong.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco~ View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: All you need is love? Pfft, yeah right. All you need is alcohol!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith W View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Think your Valentine's Day is going badly. Just look at this girl. She doesn't even have a curb to sit on.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkbryd View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Valentine Caption: The dity backrop for the wedding makes the bride look 3x as pretty
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadAngel View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: With a bottle of booze and two-cent shoes, happy valentines day you groom stealer, now I need a healer!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivvy View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Arranged marrige breaking hearts for centuries!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ling View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Valentine Caption: No matter what situation you find yourself in I'll always come and sweep you off your feet.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rikali View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: When love runs out, at least you still have the whiskey…oh wait, that’s out too.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mageling View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The restults of yet another five-minute Hollywood marriage.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofie267 View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: After being told exactly where her fiance' was, not to mention with whom, she decided that a Valentine's Day wedding was the worst idea in history.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Valentine Caption: No one loves me like YOU Dom Perignon!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochiel Silverfire View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Valentine Caption: Sweetie...can you help me up? And stop laughing! I may not be able to walk straight...but this wine is AWESOME!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roxxxy View Post
(6) Men: Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em. Or, can we?
Quote:
Originally Posted by PapillonCameo View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Valentine Caption: The happy couple had so much fun on their wedding night,they forgot where the room was!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Itachi's bride View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Coke, or wedding? I think I choose coke.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Silverwingedshadows View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: *hiccup* Whata ya mean the ceremony was yesterday? I can't have missed it. I even went the bachelorete party in my dress to make sure I would get there on time this time. Well foo, bring me anything else to drink?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vickyll3 View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Valentine Caption: Love should soon if this young lady since she is the only one in the world..... right?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sakura_Madison View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Men, they are not hardly around in the most important moments in a woman's life.
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueblackrose View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: After a whirlwind romance in Vegas you'll end up alone in the gutter.
Quote:
Originally Posted by monstahh` View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I loved him but he left me for my truck...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fauxreal View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Valentine Caption: Linsay Lohan invites you to her wedding day!
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Whitewolf Shaman View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: So easy, a caveman can do it (look close enough and you'll see the club marks on her head to prove it!)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauryn de Vampyre View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Sally had one hell of a Bachelorette party, but she ended up missing her Valentine's Day wedding! I think this was a sign...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Liztress View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Valentine Caption: One day, we'll look back on this day and thank the man who left you there to be found by your true love.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aylin View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This was MY day. I was happy. I was in love and thought I had found the real thing. But now... look at me! Abandoned from my bridegroom. What else is left to do than drinking so much vodca until I forget to breath?
Quote:
Originally Posted by LaVida View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: ( My husband's a murder, my mom and dad killed each other, and I'm on the "wanted" list for murdering them - what a WONDERFUL honeymoon.)
Quote:
Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I spent 25 grand on a wedding, and all I have to show for is this bottle of cheap champagne, well, at least it's better than being married to the creator of that OTHER avatar site!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chunsa-chan View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: To my Maid-of-honor- THANK YOU for this wine you gave me, it was AMAZING...

... I would have preferred my husband though.
Quote:
Originally Posted by dragoness129 View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Because her love did not show up at the alter, she sits in the alley thinking of better days and longing for death.

Quote:
Originally Posted by KH4Life View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Maybe, If i sit here longer enough I can find a lonely hobo to marry me :(
Quote:
Originally Posted by spicedroses View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption:
I swear I only had one glass
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackCart29 View Post
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: When did my life become a PSA in the war against drugs?



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#11
Old 02-03-2011, 05:37 PM

Image #7:




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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hatake Ayumi View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Valentine Caption: You say you want twelve dates before a wedding, I say why wait?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Feral Fantom View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This photo taken moments before the Great Jellystone Park Wedding Disaster.
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Originally Posted by MintyRey View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Valentine Caption: I remember that day we had the earth as our aisle and the sky as our cathedral ceiling. It was a great day, that's for sure. But you know what? Nothing fills my heart with greater joy than knowing that after all these years you're still here by my side, lovin' me like we haven't aged at all.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pounded View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Being carried over the threshold may be a challenge once you get through those picnic baskets.
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Originally Posted by Disco~ View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: You know how you said you wanted your wedding day filled with your closet friends and family? Yeah...about that...turns out no-body liked your picnic idea.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith W View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Speed dating? Who needs that. Speed picnicking is all the rage now. Then when your done you can get married right away. Everyone knows outdoor weddings are the best.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkbryd View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Valentine Caption: I romantic picnic is use to make the girl fall in love
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadAngel View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Why is no one at your wedding if there was such a thing as "Happy Endings"?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivvy View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption:Who would have guessed the reckoning would fall on your wedding day?...Just your luck...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ling View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Valentine Caption:Love is blind to the naked eye.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rikali View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Picnic baskets? Check. Blankets? Check. Wedding party and guests? Oops…
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mageling View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Love dies so often in these parts that the sheriff decided to just cover the graves with sheets and move on. You here to make another drop-off?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofie267 View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Don't like your Valentine's blind date? No problem! Bring them here, along with a picnic basket, and we'll take care of everything. Just don't ask for them back later.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: While cutting cost, Angel and Todd's wedding took a sudden turn thanks to dodgy fish.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochiel Silverfire View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Valentine Caption: The smell of roses and fresh linen floats with music and laughter on the breeze as wedding guests frolic in the nearby stream.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roxxxy View Post
(7) Marriage is no picnic!
Quote:
Originally Posted by PapillonCameo View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Valentine Caption: If one picnic's romantic why not have a dozen?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Itachi's bride View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: No open bar? No wedding guests.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vickyll3 View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Seems like the picnic baskets wasn't enough for Yogi the bear.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sakura_Madison View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This what happens when the man does not appear in the alter.
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueblackrose View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Did someone forget to call the caterers and tell them the weddings off?
Quote:
Originally Posted by monstahh` View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: A wedding so bad, they had to burn the chairs...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fauxreal View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: After the grizzly bear showed up all the couples and their food were eaten![/size]
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Whitewolf Shaman View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Valentine Caption: A photo from the wedding of the Invisible Woman and Invisible kid.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauryn de Vampyre View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Alien abduction is God's way of saying you shouldn't get married.
Quote:
Originally Posted by aquamat1020 View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The amazing thing wasn't the twenty car pile-up, it was the fact that everyone in it was on their way to the same v-day picnic. At least most of them survived, though.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Liztress View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Valentine Caption: There is no better place for the perfect wedding than the very spot when I knew my heart was yours.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aylin View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Valentine Caption: A wedding can also be great if you don't have anything else than some baskets, flowers and table-cloths. The only thing that matters is you and me! <3
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chunsa-chan View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Valentine Caption: From Daddy, to my Baby girl... When you were little, your Mama and I took you out on a picnic, and you said you wish to be married on a warm day just like then, surrounded by warmth, food, and friends. I took this picture shortly before the ceremony, remembering my little girl, and smiling at how she always makes her dreams come true. Keep dreaming Sweetheart, and may all your marriage dreams come true.
Quote:
Originally Posted by dragoness129 View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: All the suicides this day brings to unhappy singles.
Quote:
Originally Posted by spicedroses View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: dawn of the dead love picnic
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackCart29 View Post
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Valentine Caption: DOZEN DATE



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#12
Old 02-04-2011, 04:25 AM

Image #8:




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Quote:
Originally Posted by Emmery View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Love: Causing couples everywhere to implant bombs inside their brains.
Quote:
Originally Posted by pinkii View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Love blows.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seridano View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption: The Modern Day Romeo & Juliet: "As long as we're together, we can face any end."
Quote:
Originally Posted by JapaneseCherryBlossom View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Looks like now they won't be smart enough to get a divorce.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Feral Fantom View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: BOB! I told you not to let the virgins hold hands!
Quote:
Originally Posted by aquamat1020 View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This is what they looked like after the elevator incident
Quote:
Originally Posted by MintyRey View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption: I know three songs that would go well with this situation. And I would sing them for you had my head not just been blasted by the intensity of your love for me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamiko View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Love always goes up in smoke.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pounded View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Sticking together through thick and thin may not have been the best thing.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco~ View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Relationships: the biggest mindfuck out there.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith W View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Ah, run away! The fuzzy headed aliens are attacking! Aw, but look their in love.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkbryd View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption: Such strong feelings of love between two people can not be contained
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadAngel View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: "hidden bombs in valentines chocolate? Check. . ." *boom* Strange how they always finished each others sentences.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivvy View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: When you said our love was on fire... I had no clue the implications!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ling View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption:No matter how explosive things get I'll always be there to hold your hand.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rikali View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: When chemistry between two people goes horribly wrong.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mageling View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Brain Explosions: yet another unfortunate side-effect of Love. Don't let yourself become a victim. Make the pledge to be Love-Free.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofie267 View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Ah, a match made in hell.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: You make my head blow up!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochiel Silverfire View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption: Thanks to you, I now know how good it feels to have my head in the clouds.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roxxxy View Post
(8) World's Ugliest couple breaks camera.
Quote:
Originally Posted by PapillonCameo View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption:Their hearts fought with their heads,and the hearts won!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Itachi's bride View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption: We have our hatred for the headless horseman to keep us together.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Silverwingedshadows View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Linus finally found the perfect girl. Just make sure to stay upwind.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vickyll3 View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption: Even hot heads can find true love.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sakura_Madison View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This what happens to most relationships that had too much problems.
Quote:
Originally Posted by briannamal View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption: I like you so much it feels like my head's about to explode!
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueblackrose View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Love kills, that's why I'm content with being single.
Quote:
Originally Posted by monstahh` View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Ever heard that being in love will make you lose your head? Well sometimes it happens a little more literally...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fauxreal View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption: The smoke monster from Lost finally gets a girlfriend. <3
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Whitewolf Shaman View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Proof that love hurts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauryn de Vampyre View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption: Turns out beauty isn't just skin deep for these two...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Liztress View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption: Your love makes my head explode.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aylin View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption: Love hurts - but at least we are together! <3
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chunsa-chan View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption: Other couples say when the hold hands they feel a tingle, and need to kiss to see fireworks. Well baby, I'd say we got them beat.
Quote:
Originally Posted by dragoness129 View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Their love was the death of them.
Quote:
Originally Posted by spicedroses View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption: our love is blinding to others
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackCart29 View Post
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Valentine Caption: The couple that smokes together, stays together.



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#13
Old 02-04-2011, 05:55 PM

Image #9:




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Quote:
Originally Posted by Emmery View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Note to guys: On your first date and your girl passes out (or is she dead?), calmly keep writing. Just let the father freak out and blow a gasket.
Quote:
Originally Posted by JapaneseCherryBlossom View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Note to self: Next time, put less poison in her drink so she dies AFTER she gets home.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seridano View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Rohypnol: the drug of choice for Valentine's Day. Buy her a drink and cut to the chase...just make sure her father isn't nearby when you're making your plans to 'get jiggy with it.'

Quote:
Originally Posted by Feral Fantom View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Subject #12: Story about modern semiotics again resulted in no sex. Beginning to doubt self-help book. Also, manager does not like passed out women left in restaurant.
Quote:
Originally Posted by aquamat1020 View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: In the morning she'll need an attorney
Quote:
Originally Posted by MintyRey View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Valentine Caption: 34 double dates since our very first crazy one and we're still the only couple who have never stood each other up. Words cannot describe how much I love you!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamiko View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Even necrophiliacs deserve a date on Valentine's Day, though taking them out probably isn't a good idea
Quote:
Originally Posted by aphrodite remix View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: So that was $5,000 for the girl and you wont break my knees right?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco~ View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Valentine Caption: Before facebook people had to resort to other means of updating their status...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beautiful Disaster View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I told you NO roofies!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith W View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Note to self: Underage girls do not hold their liquor well. Side note: Don't buy drinks for underage girls at your father's bar.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkbryd View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Valentine Caption: Love is always the right medicen for any problem. Drugs just mask the problem
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadAngel View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: "Oh, the dummies book on how to drug your date said to make sure their fathers weren't around, crap!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivvy View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Rohypnol...helping single bros tag team for over 30 years and counting! Find that special someone to share with your bros this Valentines!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rikali View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Valentine Caption: You know you’ve had a good Valentine’s Day when you have your own fan club at the end of it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mageling View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: He's distracted! WOOHOO!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofie267 View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Yes! The experimental drug trials worked! Good thing her husband didn't need her tonight.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Ok Mr. Simmons, let's see, she is the 5th one I've roofied this week. That'll be 100 dollars.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochiel Silverfire View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Valentine Caption: Curing this boredom looks like a job for the LOVE FAIRY!!! *Throws sparkles to create a romantic dinner*
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roxxxy View Post
(9) What? She snores AND drools? I'm out! Check please...
Quote:
Originally Posted by PapillonCameo View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Valentine Caption: When marriage happens,it takes everyone but the bride and groom by surprise.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Itachi's bride View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Yay, roofies!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vickyll3 View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The reason why you use the restroom before you leave the house.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sakura_Madison View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Do not pass out drunk while on a date. Your husband will be on a rage, finding out that you were cheating on him.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whisper Invictus View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Valentine Caption: Waiter: OMG George! She said yes??!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueblackrose View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: When a date rape plan goes wrong.
Guy 1: What the? You killed her!
Guy 2: So how much to keep your mouth shut about this?
Guy 1: How about $1000 bucks?
Quote:
Originally Posted by monstahh` View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: WHY IS MY SWEET DAUGHTER SLEEPING AT THE TABLE?! DATE RAPE! DATE RAPE!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fauxreal View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Owner: I TOLD YOU! No more roofies in my establishment! Man writing in book: So... 8mg is too much Rohypnol.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Whitewolf Shaman View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: "Eurika, the formula works! Yes, and I shall call it Rufilin!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauryn de Vampyre View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Angry Man: I want my money back!
Drunken Lady: *mumbles incoherently, then hiccups*
Pimp with Checkbook: You had the full three hours. Not my fault if you got her too drunk to enjoy your Valentine's Day.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Liztress View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Valentine Caption: Sir, I believe your daughter has agreed to make me the happiest man alive. Once she wakes up, I hope to make her the happiest woman alive.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aylin View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Alright, that was the 3rd women in 5 days. I get better and better. If you too want to get rid of your wife, just phone me. I'll make her fall in love with me and never forget our first date.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chunsa-chan View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This week in the MENEWSHIAN TABLOIDS! Want to find out if your man's a keeper? Try out our tried and true dating secrets!
1) When it comes time for your handsome stud muffin to meet your father, pretend to pass out! It'll send your great bear of a father into a rage, and allow you a chance to see how 'prince charming' handles himself.
Con't on page 9...
Quote:
Originally Posted by dragoness129 View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: "Poison in my restraunt! Unforgivable!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by KH4Life View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Guy with book: *writes* "I don't know why all my dates keep passing out when I take them here. The usual Waiter: The ruphies Worked again! score for me!
Quote:
Originally Posted by spicedroses View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Valentine Caption: I ordered the steak not a blonde!
Quote:
Originally Posted by pinkii View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: "You are NOT the father!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer View Post
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Who let Ester drink that much Manachevitz? This is a Valentine's Day Bat Mitzvah, not a drinking contest!




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#14
Old 02-04-2011, 11:15 PM

Image #10:




(Choose one of the forms below and post your caption in this thread.)




Valentine Entry Form:
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[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][B]I have an entry for Image #10![/B][/SIZE]
[B]My Valentine Caption:[/B] ( your text here! )
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Anti-Valentine Entry Form:
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[COLOR="Purple"][SIZE="4"][B]I have an entry for Image #10![/B][/SIZE]
[B]My Anti-Valentine Caption:[/B] ( your text here! )
[/COLOR]


Entries for Image#10X




Quote:
Originally Posted by Feral Fantom View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Roses are red, and our necks may be too, but just cause we're country boys don't mean we don't screw!
Quote:
Originally Posted by aquamat1020 View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: They both may have dated that chick (from image 5) but now they've found true happiness together.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MintyRey View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Thank you for sticking with me despite all those times my brothers tried to turn your car into a makeshift rocket with nitro, fireworks, gunpowder, and what else have you. Or when they nearly set your hair on fire trying to barbecue the turkey with gasoline last Thanksgiving. Or when they filled your apartment with piglets while they cleaned out their house. Oh..you didn't know that?....Did I mention how much I love you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco~ View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Caution: Valentine's Day desperation can lead to the blind date from hell.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beautiful Disaster View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: A friend in need, deserves love indeed!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith W View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This picture represents our Bro love. It is filled with games, fun, money, and smokes. Happy Bro Love Day.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkbryd View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Brotherly love is the next best thing to a screaming wife.
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadAngel View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This is my thousand dollar lover. . .No, a pig is not cheaper! D:<
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivvy View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Bromance... its not gay on V-day!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rikali View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Meet Billy Bob and Petey. Aren't you glad your aunt set you up on a blind date for Valentine's?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mageling View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Joe put up with the picture because he wanted the money from managing the game. Billy put up with the picture because he wanted... something more.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofie267 View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Living in the South, this picture was enough to use as minor blackmail material. But boy, you should see the other picture of the two.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I'm gonna win you sumfin purdy! This one here, his name is Clem!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochiel Silverfire View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: The power of love is universal

Quote:
Originally Posted by Roxxxy View Post
(10)
"I love you, man!" (Caught in a bad Bromance)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ling View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Love knows no boundaries....
Quote:
Originally Posted by PapillonCameo View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: "Hey guys!Meet my best man!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Itachi's bride View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Easy there, Cowboy!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vickyll3 View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Seem like Bubba, and Paul found true love!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sakura_Madison View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I have a good hard worker here. He can earn money, have fun, and even more lubb to keeps.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leerah View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Hot damn Cletus, he said he'll go all day for 10 simoleons!
Quote:
Originally Posted by briannamal View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Bromance makes the world go 'round. Kiss me, bro.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whisper Invictus View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Redneck: "I'mma win this big bear (the guy~ tralala!) for you, babycakes !"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hatake Ayumi View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: It took me a while and cost me the shirt off my back, but I finally won the biggest prize of them all. You.
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueblackrose View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: worst date ideas for Valentine's day.
#3 - Going to a carnival full of rednecks.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leerah View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Hot damn Cletus, he said he'll go all day for 10 simoleons!
Quote:
Originally Posted by monstahh` View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: If I pretend to love you, can I have that purple elephant please?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fauxreal View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Secret #23 for a relationship : Surprise your honey at work wearing your sexiest wifebeater!
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Whitewolf Shaman View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: "This here is my boyfriend... son, cousin, brother, and daddy."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauryn de Vampyre View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: For a pack of Marlboro Reds, Billy Bob will do ANYTHING at Brokeback Carnival!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Liztress View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: To prove I love you, I will always put up with your family. Even if they are a bit different than us.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Casiana View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Bromance meets the South. Beautiful, isn't it?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aylin View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: It doesn't matter where you live or what to do, as long as you have the right man by your side.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chunsa-chan View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption:
Twinkies, Ding-dongs and Ho-hos, I don't need to get my gal none of those,
'Cause this v-day is nothing but us BROS before HOES.
Quote:
Originally Posted by dragoness129 View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Forbidden Love
Quote:
Originally Posted by spicedroses View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption:I am as sexy as I feel
Quote:
Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer View Post
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: By day, Sid and Frank are your average Carny workers, but by night this is one hot sizzling set of ladies! Watch out Carnival by the lake here comes Sideena and Frieda!


Last edited by BellyButton; 02-21-2011 at 12:39 AM..

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#15
Old 02-04-2011, 11:46 PM

The final results of the caption contest will be posted in a new thread in the Community Discussion forum soon after the event ends. We'll post a link here when it's time.



Folks who qualify for a free participation EI (at least 1 point):

(none yet)







Folks who qualify for a Heart Buddy (at least 7 points):

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#16
Old 02-15-2011, 12:49 AM

And we're open! :D

Let's flush Valentine's down the drain!

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#17
Old 02-15-2011, 12:57 AM

Golly, I find image 1 very creepy. It has the 'Children of the Damned' sort of look about it...xD

Hope you don't mind me joining you? (:

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#18
Old 02-15-2011, 12:58 AM

I predict that Valentine sentiment will win the day!!
Username: Hatake Ayumi


I AM TOTALLY GETTING IN ON THISmaybepossiblyomglook,it'saHowdy!

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#19
Old 02-15-2011, 01:01 AM

I predict that more points will be scored for Anti-Valentine sentiment!
Username: Disco~


You know times are bad when you spell your own username wrong...D:

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#20
Old 02-15-2011, 01:01 AM

I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Is about how many children die in sweat shops making valentines per hour around the world.

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#21
Old 02-15-2011, 01:01 AM

I predict that more points will be scored for Anti-Valentine sentiment!
Username: Kiari

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#22
Old 02-15-2011, 01:03 AM

Yes~~~~ Yes! Come to the dark side! :twisted:

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#23
Old 02-15-2011, 01:03 AM

Do you have cookies? D<

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#24
Old 02-15-2011, 01:06 AM

I predict that Valentine sentiment will win the day!!
Username: PapillonCameo


I see in my crystal ball...lol XD

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#25
Old 02-15-2011, 01:08 AM

@Disco~ - Yes, cookies made from the tears of the brokenhearted.

... They're also got chocolate chips in them.

 


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