*sniff* Thank you, aoi. That's sweet of you.

Make believe you're sending his number to me and i'll pretend to make an appointment.

Bambi's dead?! :gonk:

Yeah, my dad's... unique. I've never met another person like him.

Which either means he's nuts or he's the sanest person I know. >.>

Lol, can't say my Dad's the sanest...slowly slipping into republican conspiracy theory land.
Scariest thing ever to be uttered from a parents mouth, "Your step mom and I are going to a tea bagging party". *shudder* Needs brain wash badly...or just hit me over the head until I lose that memory. They should really learn to check the internet before choosing an official party name, or not, funnier to see them make an ass of themselves.

I wonder if the therapist is covered by the USA's pretend universal healthcare option.

XD Sign me up so I don't have to sneak across the border...I don't even know how to say, "It's all my parents fault." In spanish...sob!

At least you have the option of standing there laughing at their cluelessness

If those words came out of my dads mouth, well he'd never call his girlfriend my step mom, but nevertheless if he said it... well I'd know he was serious, and that he knew exactly what it meant. And he'd know I know.. And I'd know he'd know I knew he knows. And he'd know I knew he knew I know.
..anyway

That would be one awkward conversation.

XD yes...I could never look my dad in the eye again.

You should give him a stuffed animal bambi covered in blood for Halloween Aoi.

Haha!

Or corn syrup.
Then again, you can buy pigs blood from the butchers xP
It would stink up a storm, though...

did I ever tell you about the deer story and why I was terrified to sneeze for like 3 months? Twisted telling lies to a 5 year old!

Aww Poor Aoi! I think you did tell me that story...but I conveniently forgot. Jog my memory?

I walked in on my dad in the garage after he had skinned a deer when I was 5, it was hanging from the ceiling bleeding out and I asked my dad what happened to it. He said it sneezed too hard and turned inside out :shock: I was terrified every time I had to sneeze.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:!!!

I just got this hilarious image of a little girl Squee looking up at her dad and the bleeding deer after he's told her that story!
-dabs teary eyes- ohh... funny stuff.

I love Squee! And now you know why I am the way I am, lol.

Haha, and that's why I luv you!


:squee:

:heart:Yay! I'm loved :heart: *does the Snoopy dance*

Aww, what a lovey quest thread!

Lol, It takes after it's owner xP

Who we love <3<3<3

So much love!
:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:



So I've been learning a whole lot about what it takes to be a bartender. Mostly I've been researching different alcohols, their history, and their best uses and recipes.

I'm also using my extensive knowledge about coffee to help get some interesting ideas for recipes. xP

Meet the new barista/bartender! =D

Wow. The titles of your first page are so interesting to read. I like the font that you used. Good luck on your quest by the way.

Thanks! It's a trippy one xP...

Mix me up something Bar Keep...it's been a weird one this week. ;)
Oooh coffee drinks :drool:

Yus, like an irish cream coffee (made with irish whisky, cream, and the freshest best drip coffee ever, with whip cream and a little bit of creme de mint on top of the whipping cream)

Sound good? Or how about an espresso Martini!?


Wait, I faintly remember reading in the rules that alcohol was a prohibited topic of discussion >.>
True?
If so, please disregard this message xP

It is? O.o cause I want you to mix me up a cafe' mexico ;) (testing your bartending knowledge)