Right? It's all about how people perceive things differently. It isn't always bad, and it can create better moments than if everyone had just been on the same page from the beginning.

some times I'm like ,'why didn't I see it that way?'
after I see it that way it's so obvious and I was oblivious to it!

Dear TA Livingston,

Three hours to change a steer tire? You guys certainly aren't in any danger of being on that pit crew in North Carolina.

I'm sure it doesn't matter, but I gave your store the lowest marks possible on a survey at another TA. How do you like those apples, roadkill?

I'm sticking with Love's from now on.

dear coupon,
why is it I always find you the day AFTER you expire?!!
how infuriating to find you then, can't you just stay lost?!!
angrily frustrated and paying full price!

Dear Chinese restaurant,

I don't know what music channel is being utilized, but it's awful. I've heard awful music before, but this particular genre, while not the worst I have been subjected to, is most certainly going to make its mark in elevator music hell.

The only intelligible lyrics I recall discerning was something about it only being a second cousin. What?

And the singer sounds like he had been binge drinking for three days, then decided to break into song after only being sober for 48 hours or so.

At least the fortune cookie message was cool.

Just be yourself. You are wonderful.

Originally Posted by Mr. Wrong

At least the fortune cookie message was cool.

Just be yourself. You are wonderful.

aww that is a nice message

Dear Sprint,

Does LTE mean Less Than Expected?

Oh, well. At least I am no longer paying $200 a month for a single phone line.

And do something about the lack of coverage in Parker, Arizona, would ya?

Love the edit reason °•°

Originally Posted by hummy

Love the edit reason °•°

Believe me in two weeks.

Dear Listerine,

I really enjoy the orange Listerine the most, but for whatever reason this orange I can only find in the largest sized Listerine bottles. What is the meaning of this madness? You must cease this recklessness at once! The Church has powers you know not. Do not test us!

Anyhow, it would be great to see smaller bottles of orange available at Walmart and other fine retailers.

That is all.

Mr. Wrong

Dear stomach bug,

You're ugly, stupid, and you smell bad.
Everyone thinks so.

Sincerely,
Mr. Wrong

I hate being told yo eat healthy when a mcdouble is a buck but a salad is 5 bucks.grrrrrr

Dear stomach bug,

SUPPLEMENTAL:

I've never wished that I had Beano or Gas X on hand before, but now I do.

I've been yakin' all day and this post made me laugh so hard I think I feel better now

Originally Posted by hummy

I've been yakin' all day and this post made me laugh so hard I think I feel better now

Thank you, hummy. I appreciate you.

*hangs up daffodil daydream air fresh3ener in Mr. Wrong's truck*

thank you. I am not often appreciated =3

That's a lie everyone loves and appreciates you.

People always wonder where you are where your gone.

Yeah...what Nephila said!

Dear State of Oregon,

I noticed recently that the speed limit on I-5 Has been increased to 65 mph for cars and 60 mph for trucks. Thank you. Finally. This is good. I really was beginning to wonder if a speed limit increase was ever going to occur on I-5 since the speed limit on highway 97 and I-84 was raised two years ago. Better late than never, I suppose.

Looks like 40 years of 1975 calling and wanting its speed limit back finally worked.

Speedily yours,
Mr. Wrong

Dear Prescott Valley, AZ chief of police,

I was poking around the internet the other day and spied an article about how you lost your service pistol at the public library while using the bathroom to "change clothes". Ummm, yeah. I'm sure that's what you were doing. You betcha.

Moving on, your claim is that you lost your service pistol, a model 19 Glock 9mm, on November 9th, but didn't report the gun as missing until four days later on November 13th. My question is why the delay in reporting this missing pistol? Was it only on the 13th that you finally noticed you left a little something behind in that bathroom stall? I'll bet you a dollar to a donut that you will keep collecting a paycheck after such a boo boo, but if the same happened to one of your officers, this may not be the case.

It's precisely instances such as these that cause me to feel that the world is going to blow up at any time. It's truly a wonder the world hasn't ended yet just thinking about who all could have and did become presidential candidates.

Jesus, come quickly!

Dear god thank you for this rare chance of snow. that are lovely state of Louisiana may get tonight are tomorrow. it's been seven years since the last time it snowed over here. now that I live in a house this time not a trailer. I have a fence in backyard that I'm truly grateful for.

Since now I own a one year old sheltie. how has never seen snow before,I hope he will play in it. maybe even try eat some of the snow. it may not be a lot of it if we get any but its nice. to at lest once in rare chance have snow in the south.

Originally Posted by sailor star rainbow

Dear god thank you for this rare chance of snow. that are lovely state of Louisiana may get tonight are tomorrow. it's been seven years since the last time it snowed over here. now that I live in a house this time not a trailer. I have a fence in backyard that I'm truly grateful for.

Since now I own a one year old sheltie. how has never seen snow before,I hope he will play in it. maybe even try eat some of the snow. it may not be a lot of it if we get any but its nice. to at lest once in rare chance have snow in the south.

I was in Georgia when that snow hit. It didn't snow where I was, but I did see some driving through Bammy. A local tv weatherman said a snow park in Atlanta was closed and a snowball fight cancelled due to there being too much real snow.

I saw that...priceless!

Originally Posted by hummy

I saw that...priceless!

All those disappointed kids.

I did feel bad for them but I also had a very good laugh about it