If you remember playing Mad Libs in your bygone school days, then you already know what to do. If not, don't worry. It's easy! Just fill out the form and wait for the comedy to happen! --- Like setting up a bear trap for the mailman.
I've given you 15 different mad lib-type forms to choose from. Each one is its own little winter story.
This time around the maximum number of forms you can fill out is 15. But for each one you will receive a raffle ticket. The raffle will be held after the event.
STEP-BY-STEP HOW TO:
1. Pick a form.
2. Copy and paste the form. Fill it out and post in this thread.
3. And you're done!
Only one account per person may play. Sorry, no mules.
The exception being staff approved charity mules, who may play for their charities.
Q. Is it mandatory to fill out all 15 forms?
A. Nope. Fill out as few as you like. But again, the max is 15.
Q. The form calls for the name of a Menewshan. Can I choose different people for each form?
A. Indeed, you may. It's the season for giving, so spread the joy around!
Q. Here we go again with the discrimination, mate! It ain't winter where I live!
A. Go sit in your freezer. Use you imagination. ... C'mon, really.
Last edited by Captain Howdy; 12-15-2016 at 06:37 AM..
[Not sure what kinda word you're working with? Here's a brief explanation.
Adverb
An adverb explains how, where, when, in which way, or to what extent an action is performed. Adverbs are typically used to modify verbs, but can also modify an adjective or another adverb. Many adverbs end in -ly. Examples: slowly, never, hourly, easily, nightly, almost, nearly, gently, etc.
Comparative Adjective
Comparative adjective are used to describe the quality of a noun in comparison to another, and will have a greater degree than the first. If "big" is the adjective, "bigger" is the comparative. Examples: smaller, smellier, prettier, greener, bouncier, etc.
"More" and "less" can be added to make an adjective comparative. Examples: more frightening, less interesting, more careful, less pleasant, etc.
Geographical Feature
Not a specific location, but the Earth's physical attributes: Examples: river, cliff, mountain, desert, meadow, ocean, etc.
Geographical Location
A specific place on Earth. Includes cities, towns, countries, states, regions, streets, etc. Examples: New York, London, Japan, Park Ave., North Dakota, Perth, Brazil, etc.
Onomatopoeia
An onomatopoeia is a word that imitates the sound of the object or action it refers to. When you pronounce the word, it will mimic the sound of what it is describing. Examples: meow, slam, crash, woof, slurp, wham, buzz, moo, etc.
Preposition
A word that is used with a noun to show direction, location, time, or to introduce an object. Examples: above, before, around, between, during, under, inside, after, etc.
Superlative Adjective
Superlative adjectives are the highest degree to which a noun can be compared. If "slow" is the adjective, and "slower" the comparative adjective, "slowest" would be the superlative. Examples: best, worst, longest, kindest, cleanest, etc.
"Most" and "least" can be added to make an adjective a superlative. Examples: most expensive, least violent, most popular, least edible, etc.]
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[B]3. Article of Clothing:[/B]
[B]4. A Shape:[/B]
[B]5. Something Round:[/B]
[B]6. A Food:[/B]
[B]7. Article of Clothing:[/B]
[B]8. Name of Menewshan:[/B]
[B]9. Adjective:[/B]
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[B]11. A Phrase:[/B]
[B]12. Adjective:[/B]
[B]13. Superlative Adjective:[/B]
[B]14. Verb:[/B]
[B]15. Body Part - Plural:[/B]
[B]16. Animal:[/B]
[B]17. Adjective:[/B]
[B]18. Past Tense Verb:[/B]
[B]19. Body Part:[/B]
[B]20. A Type of Room:[/B]
[B]21. Verb:[/B]
[B]22. Place:[/B]
[B]23. Angry Phrase:[/B]
[B]24. A Liquid:[/B]
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[B]3. Adjective:[/B]
[B]4. Body Part:[/B]
[B]5. A Liquid:[/B]
[B]6. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]7. Adjective:[/B]
[B]8. Name of Menewshan:[/B]
[B]9. Noun:[/B]
[B]10. Body Part:[/B]
[B]11. Adjective:[/B]
[B]12. Superlative Adjective:[/B]
[B]13. Type of Geographical Feature:[/B]
[B]14. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]15. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]16. Exclaimed Phrase:[/B]
[B]17. Noun:[/B]
[B]18. Verb:[/B]
[B]19. Adjective:[/B]
[B]20. Number:[/B]
[B]21. Comparative Adjective:[/B]
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[B]1. Name of Menewshan:[/B]
[B]2. Adjective:[/B]
[B]3. Number:[/B]
[B]4. Past Tense Verb:[/B]
[B]5. Adjective:[/B]
[B]6. Article of Clothing:[/B]
[B]7. Type of Relative:[/B]
[B]8. Name of Another Menewshan:[/B]
[B]9. Past Tense Verb:[/B]
[B]10. Adjective:[/B]
[B]11. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]12. A Profession:[/B]
[B]13. Body Part:[/B]
[B]14. Noun:[/B]
[B]15. Type of Vehicle:[/B]
[B]16. Noun:[/B]
[B]17. Adjective:[/B]
[B]18. Article of Clothing:[/B]
[B]19. Animal:[/B]
[B]20. Verb:[/B]
[B]21. Adjective:[/B]
[B]22. Past Tense Verb:[/B]
[B]23. Place:[/B]
[B]24: Noun:[/B]
[B]25. An Emotion:[/B]
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[B]1. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]2. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]3. Adjective:[/B]
[B]4. Verb:[/B]
[B]5. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]6. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]7. Noun:[/B]
[B]8. A Profession:[/B]
[B]9. Color:[/B]
[B]10. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]11. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]12. Adjective:[/B]
[B]13. Verb:[/B]
[B]14. Body Part - Plural:[/B]
[B]15. Number:[/B]
[B]16. Name of Menewshan:[/B]
[B]17. Body Part:[/B]
[B]18. Adverb:[/B]
[B]19. Superlative Adjective:[/B]
[B]20. Adjective:[/B]
[B]21. Celebrity:[/B]
[B]22. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]23. A Song:[/B]
[B]24. Number:[/B]
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[B]1. Name of Menewshan:[/B]
[B]2. Adjective:[/B]
[B]3. Adjective:[/B]
[B]4. Noun:[/B]
[B]5. Body Part:[/B]
[B]6. Body Part - Plural:[/B]
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[B]9. Adjective:[/B]
[B]10. Article of Clothing:[/B]
[B]11. Body Part:[/B]
[B]12. Verb:[/B]
[B]13. Verb:[/B]
[B]14. Verb:[/B]
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[B]16. Adjective:[/B]
[B]17. Verb:[/B]
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[B]21. Verb Ending in -ING:[/B]
[B]22. Phrase:[/B]
[B]23. A Profession:[/B]
[B]24. An Exclamation:[/B]
[B]25. Verb:[/B]
[B]26. Measurement of time:[/B]
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[B]4. Verb:[/B]
[B]5. Preposition:[/B]
[B]6. Verb:[/B]
[B]7. Type of Relative:[/B]
[B]8. Article of Clothing:[/B]
[B]9. Adjective:[/B]
[B]10. Type of Building:[/B]
[B]11. Body Part - Plural:[/B]
[B]12. Number:[/B]
[B]13. Type of Furniture:[/B]
[B]14. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]15. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]16. Superlative Adjective:[/B]
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[B]25. Food:[/B]
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[B]6. Color:[/B]
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[B]8. An Emotion:[/B]
[B]9. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]10. Place:[/B]
[B]11. Name of Menewshan:[/B]
[B]12. A Yes or No Question:[/B]
[B]13. Verb:[/B]
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[B]15. Verb:[/B]
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[B]17. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]18. Place:[/B]
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[B]3. Adverb:[/B]
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[B]7. Type of Furniture:[/B]
[B]8. A Liquid:[/B]
[B]9. Food:[/B]
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[B]11. Noun:[/B]
[B]12. Body Part:[/B]
[B]13. Number:[/B]
[B]14. A Profession:[/B]
[B]15. Name of Menewshan:[/B]
[B]16. Number:[/B]
[B]17. Adjective:[/B]
[B]18. Food:[/B]
[B]19. Noun:[/B]
[B]20. Body Part:[/B]
[B]21. Weird Sound:[/B]
[B]22. Number:[/B]
[B]23. Body Part:[/B]
[B]24. A Liquid:[/B]
[B]25 Comparative Adjective:[/B]
[B]26. Article of Clothing:[/B]
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[B]3. Phrase:[/B]
[B]4. Superlative Adjective:[/B]
[B]5. Noun:[/B]
[B]6. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]7. Verb:[/B]
[B]8. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]9. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]10. Food:[/B]
[B]11. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]12. Noun:[/B]
[B]13. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]14. Holiday:[/B]
[B]15. Superlative Adjective:[/B]
[B]16. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]17. Body Part - Plural:[/B]
[B]18. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]19. Preposition:[/B]
[B]20. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]21. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]22. Type of Weather:[/B]
[B]23. Adjective:[/B]
[B]24. Holiday:[/B]
[B]25. Superlative Adjective:[/B]
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[SIZE="3"][FONT="Georgia"][B][COLOR="royalblue"][SIZE="5"]WORD LIB #12[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
[B]1. Number:[/B]
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[B]3. Comparative Adjective:[/B]
[B]4. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]5. A Physical Activity:[/B]
[B]6. A Liquid:[/B]
[B]7. Adjective:[/B]
[B]8. Noun:[/B]
[B]9. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]10. Body Part:[/B]
[B]11. Adjective:[/B]
[B]12. Adverb:[/B]
[B]13. Body Part:[/B]
[B]14. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]15. Geographical Location:[/B]
[B]16 A Profession:[/B]
[B]17. Another Profession:[/B]
[B]18. Number:[/B]
[B]19. Name of Menewshan:[/B]
[B]20. An Emotion:[/B]
[B]21. Verb:[/B]
[B]22. Noun:[/B]
[B]23. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]24. Type of Room:[/B]
[B]25. A Physical Activity:[/B]
[B]26. Noun:[/B]
[B]27. Article of Clothing:[/B]
[B]28. Type of Relative:[/B]
[B]29. Name of Another Menewshan:[/B]
[B]30. Body Part:[/B]
[B]31. A Country:[/B]
[B]32. Celebrity:[/B]
[B]33. Comparative Adjective:[/B]
[B]34. Body Part:[/B]
[B]35. Verb:[/B]
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[B]3. Type of Building:[/B]
[B]4. Adjective:[/B]
[B]5. Food:[/B]
[B]6. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]7. Body Part:[/B]
[B]8. Adjective:[/B]
[B]9. A Household Appliance:[/B]
[B]10. Past Tense Verb:[/B]
[B]11. Past Tense Verb:[/B]
[B]12. Verb:[/B]
[B]13. Animal:[/B]
[B]14. Verb:[/B]
[B]15. Adjective:[/B]
[B]16. Place:[/B]
[B]17. Adjective:[/B]
[B]18. A Profession:[/B]
[B]19. Body Part:[/B]
[B]20. Body Part:[/B]
[B]21. Adverb:[/B]
[B]22. A Liquid:[/B]
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[B]25. Name of Menewshan:[/B]
[B]26. Animal:[/B]
[B]27. Verb:[/B]
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[B]3. Type of Relative:[/B]
[B]4. Name of Menewshan:[/B]
[B]5. Type of Vehicle:[/B]
[B]6. Geographical Location:[/B]
[B]7. Holiday:[/B]
[B]8. Animal - Plural:[/B]
[B]9. Food:[/B]
[B]10. Adjective:[/B]
[B]11. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]12. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]13. Past Tense Verb:[/B]
[B]14. Adjective:[/B]
[B]15. Adjective:[/B]
[B]16. Number:[/B]
[B]17. A Liquid:[/B]
[B]18. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]19. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]20. Number:[/B]
[B]21. Adjective:[/B]
[B]22. Adverb:[/B]
[B]23. Body Part:[/B]
[B]24. Verb:[/B]
[B]25. Adjective:[/B]
[B]26. Verb:[/B]
[B]27. Number:[/B]
[B]28. Adjective:[/B]
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[B]30. Noun:[/B]
[B]31. Body Part:[/B]
[B]32. Superlative Adjective:[/B]
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[B]1. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]2. Body Part:[/B]
[B]3. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]4. Holiday:[/B]
[B]5. Angry Phrase:[/B]
[B]6. Adjective:[/B]
[B]7. Name of Menewshan:[/B]
[B]8. Adjective:[/B]
[B]9. Adverb:[/B]
[B]10. Place:[/B]
[B]11. A Profession:[/B]
[B]12. Name of Another Menewshan:[/B]
[B]13. Plural Noun:[/B]
[B]14. Verb:[/B]
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[B]21. Name of Yet Another Menewshan:[/B]
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[B]25. An Emotion:[/B]
[B]26. Adjective:[/B]
[B]27. Type of Room:[/B]
[B]28. Verb Ending in -ing:[/B]
[B]29. Animal:[/B]
[B]30. Plural Noun:[/B]
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Last edited by Captain Howdy; 12-19-2016 at 06:38 AM..
---------- Post added 12-22-2016 at 04:38 PM ----------
WORD LIB #1 1. Number: 99 2. Verb: blow 3. Article of Clothing: hoodie 4. A Shape: pentagon 5. Something Round: marble 6. A Food: panzerotto 7. Article of Clothing: sock 8. Name of Menewshan: hummy 9. Adjective: sweet 10. Body Part: thumb 11. A Phrase: I love you 12. Adjective: tired 13. Superlative Adjective: swirliest 14. Verb: hug 15. Body Part - Plural: nostrils 16. Animal: koala 17. Adjective: clingy 18. Past Tense Verb: kissed 19. Body Part: bottom lip 20. A Type of Room: dining room 21. Verb: close 22. Place: Puerto Rico 23. Angry Phrase: How could you?! 24. A Liquid: honey 25. Mythological Creature: wyvern
---------- Post added 12-22-2016 at 04:42 PM ----------
WORD LIB #2 1. Adjective:crumpled 2. Article of Clothing:underwear 3. Adjective:dim 4. Body Part:wrist 5. A Liquid:milk 6. Verb Ending in -ing:sleeping 7. Adjective:soft 8. Name of Menewshan: Mr. Wrong 9. Noun: money 10. Body Part:eye 11. Adjective:lovely 12. Superlative Adjective:craziest 13. Type of Geographical Feature:mountain 14. Plural Noun:worlds 15. Plural Noun:chairs 16. Exclaimed Phrase:Hallelujah! 17. Noun:paradise 18. Verb: taste 19. Adjective:relaxed 20. Number:1 21. Comparative Adjective:better
[Winter had come and snow covered the ground. It was nearly 99 feet deep! Perfect weather to blow a snowman. I put on my hoodie and went outside.
First I rolled out three giant pentagons and stacked them on top of each other. I used marbles for eyes, and a panzerotto for a nose. Then I placed Dad's old sock around it's neck.
I named the snowman hummy:. It was sweet! So sweet, that I swear it was alive!
Suddenly, hummy moved it's thumb, making me jump. It winked and said, "I love you!" in a tired voice. It's was the swirliest thing I ever heard!
hummy started to hug toward me, shaking it's nostrils, all the while barking like a koala! I was so clingy, I nearly kissed my pants!
I ran toward the house, but hummy the Snowman was on my bottom lip. It followed me inside and into the dining room! I was cornered. But then I saw Mom's hair closer! I pointed it at the snowman and shouted, "See you in Puerto Rico!" hummy screamed, "How could you?!", and melted into a puddle of honey.
[Here is a crumbled way to spend a winter day. First, put on some nice warm underwear. ( It's important to stay dim, so you don't catch a cold. No one wants a fever or a runny wrist. ) Next, fill a thermos with hot steamy milk! Delicious! Now you're ready to do some snow sleeping!
Some say only experts should go snow sleeping, but I think anyone can do it as long as they're soft. Always be safe! Why I remember when my friend Mr. Wrong: tried to go snow sleeping. Mr. Wrong didn't watch where he was going, and forgot to wear some money. And sure enough, he broke his eye. How lovely! Don't be like Mr. Wrong.
After taking all precautions, the craziest place to go snow sleeping is on a mountain covered with worlds. Clear away all debris, like rocks and chairs. Stand on top of the mountain and shout, "Hallelujah!" Then step on your paradise, point yourself downward, and off you go! Feel the wind taste through your hair!
Snow sleeping is fun, challenging and relaxed. It's perfect for many ages: from 6 to 1. When it comes to wintertime activities, there's nothing better than snow sleeping.]
---------- Post added 12-22-2016 at 05:53 PM ----------
WORD LIB #3 1. Verb Ending in -ing:crying 2. Noun:tissue 3. Animal:siamese cat 4. Vehicle:volkswagen jetta 5. Type of Geographical Feature:ocean 6. Verb Ending in -ing:fighting 7. Plural Noun:applications 8. Adjective:busy 9. Verb:lead 10. Verb:ignore 11. Adjective:annoyed 12. Plural Noun:investors 13. Verb:work 14. Exclamation:Yay! 15. Number:101 16. Noun:obstacle 17. Name of Menewshan:Queen_Andais 18. Noun:hug 19. Adjective:sad 20. Adjective:impatient 21. Adjective:caring 22. Noun:reconciliation
---------- Post added 12-22-2016 at 05:56 PM ----------
WORD LIB #4 1. Name of Menewshan:Kiari 2. Adjective:helpful 3. Number:9001 4. Past Tense Verb:escaped 5. Adjective:safe 6. Article of Clothing:shirt 7. Type of Relative:great-aunt 8. Name of Another Menewshan:Amane 9. Past Tense Verb:borked 10. Adjective:fuzzy 11. Plural Noun:lovers 12. A Profession:personal injury lawyer 13. Body Part:forehead 14. Noun:room 15. Type of Vehicle:jeep 16. Noun:apology 17. Adjective:happy 18. Article of Clothing:jeans 19. Animal:sheep 20. Verb:understand 21. Adjective:futile 22. Past Tense Verb:missed 23. Place:Pennsylvania 24: Noun:cupcake 25. An Emotion:confused
[Crying through the tissue
On a one siamese cat open volkswagen jetta
Over the ocean we go
Fighting all the way
Applications on bob-tails ring
Making spirits busy
What fun it is to lead and ignore
An annoyed song tonight!
Oh Jingle investors, Jingle investors
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to work
In a one siamese cat open volkswagen jetta
Yay!
A day or 101 ago
I thought i'd take an obstacle
And soon Queen_Andais:
Was seated by my hug
The siamese cat was sad and impatient
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a caring reconciliation
And then we got upsot
Oh Jingle investors bells, Jingle investors
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to work
In a one siamese cat open volkswagen jetta
Yay!]
How are you? I hope you’re hopeful. My name is salvete:. I am 9001 years old. Do you remember me? I escaped you at the mall last week. I was the kid with the safe shirt. My baby great-aunt Amane: was with me too. She's the one that borked on your lap.
I just want you to know that I have been very fuzzy this year, and hope you will bring me lots of lovers. Here is a list of things I want:
A Rick Radical personal injury lawyer action figure that comes with a poseable forehead and a room he can hold.
A new jeep I can play with in the bathtub.
An iApology I can play games on.
A happy pair of jeans I can wear when it gets cold.
And a pet sheep that can understand in my bed.
Kiari, If you could bring me those things, I would be so futile. It would be nice if you could bring stuff for my family too. Amane needs a blanket, because she missed all over her old one. My mom wants a vacation to Pennsylvania. And my dad would like a new cupcake. Mom agrees. She says the one he has is too small.
WORD LIB #1 1. Number: 36 2. Verb: Sloshing 3. Article of Clothing: A fingerless glove for one's left hand 4. A Shape: Octagon 5. Something Round: A snowman's head 6. A Food: Carrot Cake 7. Article of Clothing: A fingerless glove for one's right hand 8. Name of Menewshan: Hummy 9. Adjective: Sleepy 10. Body Part: Collarbone 11. A Phrase: "That looks like a rake!" 12. Adjective: Colorful 13. Superlative Adjective: Ugliest 14. Verb: Eating 15. Body Part - Plural: Fibulas 16. Animal: Capybara 17. Adjective: Frightening 18. Past Tense Verb: Defeated 19. Body Part: Forehead 20. A Type of Room: Storefront 21. Verb: Die 22. Place: The graveyard where my grandparents are buried 23. Angry Phrase: "You sack of butts!" 24. A Liquid: Crude oil 25. Mythological Creature: Straight people
[Good evening, ladies and trees! I’m @Amane with your smelly weather report!
Winter is in full force and tomorrow’s weather is going to be tall. In the early morning, a loud front will be crying down from Iceland. This means we can expect white winds and falling snowballs by the afternoon.
Wind velocity will be around 66 miles an hour, and temperature highs should be around 7 degrees. So if you’re venturing out tomorrow, be sure to wear dry pants and a helmet on your head. And for you commuters, don’t forget to put those dogs on your tires.
If you’re headed toward the coast, expect the weather to be dry with a chance of scattered sheep.
And for all you kids worried about Thor fighting the hut. Don’t jump. I’m sure he and his 21 goats will be fine. So look forward to those cabins under your tree!
That’s the weather. As always, I’m Amane. Stay dark, and happy holidays!]
WORD LIB #2 1. Adjective: Round 2. Article of Clothing: A black bikini for someone with only one boob 3. Adjective: Finned 4. Body Part: Left leg 5. A Liquid: Orange juice 6. Verb Ending in -ing: Flocking 7. Adjective: Tied up 8. Name of Menewshan: Captain Howdy 9. Noun: Hearth oven-baked panella bread 10. Body Part:The right eye of a blind man 11. Adjective: Soggy 12. Superlative Adjective: Cutest 13. Type of Geographical Feature: Archipelago 14. Plural Noun: Spider butts 15. Plural Noun: Ant butts 16. Exclaimed Phrase: "Eat my delicious butter!" 17. Noun: Clotted cream 18. Verb: Hemorrhaging 19. Adjective: banana-shaped 20. Number: 565656565656565656 21. Comparative Adjective: More popular