Is this game hard to play? Well some dinosaurs, they say, had itty bitty walnut brains. And I think, yes, even they could play.
All you gotta do, my friends, is choose a number. Nine choices! Each choice corresponds to a hidden ingredient, and each is worth a certain amount of points, from +1 to +9.
At the end of the day, we'll take the four most picked ingredients and concoct a tasty meal. The points will be added and every players will earn a certain amount of gold based on those points.
And... one of the nine ingredients may be worth a special prize.
STEP-BY-STEP HOW TO:
1. Choose a number.
2. Copy and paste the provided form. Fill it out and post in this thread.
3. Wait until the next round to see how you've faired. Each round will end and a new one will begin at 11PM Pacific. [Click for Current Pacific Time]
4. Rinse and repeat! o3o
Only one account per person may play. Sorry, no mules.
The exception being staff approved charity mules, who may play for their charities.
Q. I've already picked a number, but i'd like a new one. Can I choose again?
A. Sure! Just post the form again with your new choice and be sure to say that you're choosing a new number. Otherwise I might think you accidentally posted the form twice.
Q. I missed the first day! For the love of god, please say I can still play!
A. Yes yes, you can jump in at any time! Now calm down! You're scaring the children.
Q. I notice the total points are divided differently each day. Why?
A. I use a random number generator to decided how much gold to give out. It's the universe's way of keeping yo money in check.
Q. I'm a vegetarian. I don't think in good conscience I could eat a dinosaur.
A. Really, cause given the opportunity, a dinosaur would eat you and everyone you love. It's true. ... How you feelin' now?
Last edited by Captain Howdy; 05-01-2017 at 05:04 AM..
Our dino diners have voted, and our ingredients for today are:
Wheat, Honey, Hagryphus Egg & Dire Wolf Milk
Mix them together and we get...
~Prehistoric Pancakes Smothered in Honey~
*Light, fluffy and undeniably delicious! These fantastic flapjacks are great on their own, but even better when dripping with golden honey! They're sure to disappear from your breakfast table! Disappear just like the Dire Wolf did shortly after the last ice age. But scientists believe that it may be possible to bring the Dire Wolf back by combining intact DNA with the genome of modern day dogs. Think Jurassic Park, but with wolves. And we all know how that turned out. Fun!*
Our dino diners have voted, and our ingredients for today are:
Herbs, Wild Veggies, Saber-Tooth Milk, & Wheat
Mix them together and we get...
~Cheese and Vegetable Bread Pudding~
*This rich dish is made with Saber Tooth milk, Saber Tooth cream and Saber Tooth cheese!
Did you know Saber Tooth Tigers aren't actually tigers? While distantly related to modern day tigers, they're part of the now extinct smilodon genus.*
Our dino diners have voted, and our ingredients for today are:
Jaxartosaurus Chops, Wild Fruits, Herbs & Wheat
Mix them together and we get...
~Sweet and Savory Jaxartosaurus, Bacon & Apple Pie~
*The lean Jaxartosaurus chops, salty bacon, and sweet apples combine to create a sumptuous dish. Sure to be a standout at your next dinner. The same way Jaxartosauruses stood out with their large helmet-like crests, which they used to identify each other and vocalize with other members of their head.*
~Butter Poached Aegirocassis Tail & Seared Hadrosaurus Shoulder served with a Béarnaise Sauce~
*Surf and Turf with an upmarket twist! Buttery and creamy and oh so good! You may have to hold off on your diet. Not like an Aegirocassis's diet. A distant relative of the modern lobster, Aegirocassis was a filter feeder, the earliest of the known giant filter feeders to date, and believed to be the largest creature on Earth at the time of its existence, about 480 millions years ago.*
Our dino diners have voted, and our ingredients for today are:
Dunkleostesus Fillet, Wild Veggies, Herbs & Tree Sap
Mix them together and we get...
~Teriyaki Ginger Dunkleostesus Fillet Served with Bell Pepper and Snow Peas~
*The tree sap adds a unique sweetness to our teriyaki sauce, and pairs nicely with the ginger, making this Dunkleosteseus a tasty meal. But if you lived during it's time, it may have made a meal of you. Dunkleosteseus was an armor plated aquatic hunter that grew up to 33 feet, and was the top predator of its time. With 8000 pounds of force per square inch, it's bite was even more powerful than that of a great white shark.*
*The crunchiness of the Mastodon milk batter, the sweetness of the plums, the crispness of the bell peppers and pineapple, and heartiness of the T-Rex flank steak, give new life to a Chinese take out staple. A tasty treat anyone would want to get their hands on. And speaking of, T-Rex are commonly known for their stubby arms and wee hands. And though small in relative size to their bodies, T-Rex arms were actually over three feet long in length and capable of handling more than 400 pounds. The dinosaur with the smallest arm-to-body ratio was the Carnotaurus.*