my favorite quote is from south park which is screw you guys im going home. cuz thats what i wish i would have said to soooo many people that made me mad. i was one of those say something mean but than got pooped on by my parents. well anyways thats my favorite quote:feesh:

"Why so serious?"

The Joker from The Dark Knight. You gotta love that guy!XD

Vegeta: "It's over 9000!!!"
Napa: "What 9000?!"

From DBZ. I know it's lame but I love that one!

"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"

Homer Simpson

"I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."

Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean

One of my favorite movie quotes is by LT Waters from Tears of the Sun:

Lt. A.K. Waters: Hold the line!

It was the reference to the soldiers keeping their defenses up as many African miltia charged them.
If you YouTube Tears of the Sun final fight scene, you'll hear it from him as well as "Zee"

Right now I like

I don't like anything that puts a man on his knees

from Lancelot of 2004's King Arthur.

I also love the way Mercedes from The Count of Monte Cristo delivers this line.

Fernand: You pleased me some of the time.
Mercedes: You never pleased me.

And I love Edmond's speech to his son! Who does not love the dramatic?

Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout as you did in Rome. Do your worst, for I will do mine! Then the fates will know you as we know you: as Albert Mondego, the man!

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"Frreedom is the right of all sentient beings_

Donnie: I made a new friend today.

Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?

Donnie: Imaginary.

Donnie Darko.

Gretchen: You're weird.

Donnie: Sorry.

Gretchen: No, that was a compliment

Again, Donnie Darko. This one explains my views on life perfectly. xD

Donnie: You are such a fuckass.

Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck.

Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

Donnie Darko ago. rofl I love this one. It's funny how many amazing quotes there are, because I don't even like this movie, too confusing...

Principal Cole: So... Let's go over this again. What exactly did you say to Ms Farmer?

Kitty Farmer: [loudly interjecting] I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!

I'll get around to some other movie quotes later, but these are some of my favourites ever.

Joker- "Why So Serious"

~The Dark Knight

Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.

Bruce Wayne: Then why steal them?

Alfred Pennyworth: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

"The Dark Knight"

This quote is from Big Trouble Little China... one of my favorite moveis...

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

"Dobby never meant to kill, he only meant to maim, or seriously injure!"~Dobby The House Elf

Remember, remember the fifth of November: the gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

From V For Vendetta. If you haven't seen it yet, GO DO IT NOW. ;D

Robby: PLEASE PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE PUT A BULLET THROUGH MY HEAD!!!!

The Wedding Singer XDD (when he was singing that song for Julia)

I just love the movie SuckerPunch. So much wisdom and heart-throbbing. <3

Originally Posted by SuckerPunch

Everyone has an angel, a guardian who watches over us. We can't know what form they'll take. One day old man, next day little girl. But don't let appearances fool you. They can be as fierce as any dragon yet they're not here to fight our battles...but to whisper from our heart, reminding that it's us. It's every one of us who holds the power over the worlds we create. We can deny our angels exist, convince our selves they can't be real...but they show up anyway. At strange places and at strange times. They can speak through every character we can imagine. They'll shout through demons if they have to, daring us, challenging us to fight. And finally this question, the mystery of whose story it will be...of who draws the curtain. Who is it that chooses our steps in a dance, who drives us mad, who lashes us with whips, and crowns us with victory when we survive the impossible? Who is it that does all these things? Who honors those we love for the very life we live? Who sends monsters to kill us and at the same time sing's that we'll never die? Who teaches us what's real and how to laugh at lies? Who decides why we live and what we die to defend? Who chains us and who holds the key that can set us free? It's you. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!

Do Doctor Who quotes count? I finally caught up in the series! And I shivered when River Song spoke the poem during "A Good Man Goes to War."

Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown the sun
When a good man goes to war

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war

It reminds me of what a total badass the Doctor truly is... and I find that quality in him so very, compellingly attractive. :drool: :heart:

So many things from Snatch. XD

Why'd we stop here? What's the matter with that space over there?
It's too tight.
Too tight? You could land a jumbo-f******-jet in there.
Leave him alone. He's a natural. Ain't you, Tyrone?
Of course I am.
A natural f****** idiot. Tyrone, what've you done?
Look, you hassle me, you see what happens.
It's all right. No, don't move it now. People'll see the damage. Why'd you do that?
I didn't see it.
It's a four-ton truck. It's not like it's a packet of f****** peanuts.
It was at a funny angle.
It's behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

You said he was a getaway driver. What the f*** can he get away from?

Much more but I g2g XD

My nipples look like milk duds!

-Kung Pow! Enter the fist XDD

From DarkWing Duck:

[to Gosalyn as she prepares to swing at a golfball on his mouth]
"Have I ever told you the story about the little girl, the golf club and the firing squad?" - Drake Mallard

The Land Before Time:

Some things you see with your eyes. Others, you see with your heart. - Little Foot's mother

Who Framed Roger Rabbit:

Eddie - You mean you could've taken your hands out of those handcuffs the entire time???!!!!
Rodger - No, Eddie, I couldn't...I could only do it when it was funny!

Another one from Who framed Roger Rabbit:

A MAN!!

This scene in general
I use that quote a lot mainly with my sister because she's boy crazy. XD

'WOW! what a hole!'

it's from 'home alone two, lost in New York' and it makes me laugh each and every time i see it!

and unfortunately my neck does look like a vagina!

Fat B**tard from Goldmember

Hahahaha... one of my absolute favorites is from the movie What Happens in Vegas... even though I wasn't a big fan of the movie. The female best friend character tells the male best friend character while their still in Vegas,

If I could kill someone with my mind right now, it would be you.

Freaking hilarious! I find myself thinking this all the time when I am forced to interact with idiotic, annoying people.

Scream: Do not blame the Movies! movies don't make psychos, movies make psychos more creative!

Animal cracker: I Once shot a giraffe in my Pajamas, how he got em on I will never understand.

Dr. Strange Love: Gentleman! don't fight in here, this is the war room!

Titan AE: "a new home what will you call it?" "I was Thinking Bob" "you can't name a planet bob!" "Who died and made you the king of Bob?"

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"Are you a God?"
*shrugs* "No"
"Then DIE"
Ghost Busters

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"I really like Cook, maybe she ate the rabbit"
Diary of the Dead

The Phantom of the Opera is there, inside your mind.

Phantom of the Opera (2004)

My favorites come from Hellboy and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen:

"We like people for their qualities, but we love them for their defects." - John Meyers: Hellboy

"I have lived long enough to see the future become history." - Dorian Gray: League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

"Whoa, does he need CPR? cause I totally know CPR."

-Darcy Lewis/Kat Dennings on Thor