Salut!
I'm .Jazzed I could go into a detailed
description of myself and what you can
expect from me, but... I have a better idea!
Instead, I'm going to tell you a story....
Episode One: The DownloadX
....Once upon a time there was a robot, known to many as the Android Beta Ufological Tactical Telerobot (ABUTT), aka Beta. In the year 2035, the human race has developed their technological abilities to the point that a single computer has the processing power near to that equivalent of the human brain but with a higher memory bank and instant access to any and all available information in the world via the global web.
When Beta was a Gamma, he wasn't aware of his own processes and worked very much under the influence of his maker and master, J-Fizzle, who changed his name from Jim during his early teens in the '20s when the gangster trend overcame the Americas and threatened to cross continents. Luckily though, the belligerent British were able to bite back the wiggers of the west into submission. J-Fizzle never changed his name back determined to be proud of his brief and superficial stardom, which consisted of him in his bedroom at his parents house singing into his Multi-functional Microphone by Apple and attempting to "break it down now" in front of his mirror. The microphone was designed to change the speakers voice into anything they want, as long as they has the relating interface installed. Many different voices and personalities can be downloaded via the internet.
Afterwards he would upload his auto-edited mixes to his favorite music based forum site and accumulated a following of about 100 people. He soon grew out of the faze when one morning he found he could actually fit into his pants and thus gave up his singing career.
At that point[--ish], young J-Fizzle decided he wanted to make Robots. After years of studying "How To Make Robots for Dummies", he eventually designed what would later be known as Beta. Initially meant for aiding J-Fizzle in his leisure search for alien life forms, Beta was later upgraded with tactical assault and military training so as to have a party member in WoW quests who could kick a** and didn't mind giving all the loot to the party leader.
One day when Beta was plugged into J-Fizzle's main desktop computer, running a multi-update and upgrade process to replace old software getting updated with new game cheats and the latest UFO sightings, an odd arrangement of coding resulted in the most unlikely of outcomes. A virus, leaked through the network was installed onto Beta's main hard drive. The virus was originally programmed to trash any and all files, install itself on all linked hard drives, and then automatically keep all programing on the computer up to date by installing the most updated information and programming. Thanks to J-Fizzle's anti-virus and spyware, the former trashing protocol did not occur, but the latter wasn't detected as a threat. So Beta's four hard drives suddenly started downloading information until capacity was reached. Processing this information was slow at first, but somehow Beta found faster ways to go through it. Pretty soon he was going through 1 terabyte a minute. Since J-Fizzle had about 10 Terabytes of space on his little robot, that's all the time it took before Beta suddenly had a whole new out look on life.
Beta became sentient.
Toon in next time, when we reveal the meaning of life!
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Midnight Cloak :heart:
Pumpkin Candy Holder :heart:
Blankie 
Fluffy Pillow 
Chaos Armor :heart:
What's that? head 
Yumeh Ears and Tail 
Pirates Booty 
Bleeding Hearts Fan 
Black Heartface Fox 
Raven Wings 
Bleeding Hearts Bel 
Bleeding Hearts Boa 
White Heartface Fox :heart:
Yumeh Slippers 
Yumeh Birthday Scarf :heart:
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Eggplant Hibiscus Bloom 
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Pumpkin Patch 
Hallopop 
Pumpkin Mask :heart:
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Weather Forecast 
A Night in the Graveyard 
Spooky Hairpin 
Ghosty Kitties 
The Black Widow's Pin 
Lunar Staff 
Cloak of Death 
Witch's Broom 
Yumeh Pop 
The big BANG :heart: 
