View Poll Results: Do you think Chance is a jerk?
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YEAH!
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DUHHH!
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Velvet
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05-05-2016, 07:55 PM
My Dearest Chance, what happened to you?
You started out sweet but then turned to poo..
For three days straight, you were so kind
I racked in the points, which I didn't mind..
My Dearest Chance, why are you doing this?
Oh those 5 points, I've starting to miss..
You made me think we were really good
But then you let me down, I knew you would..
My Dearest Chance, I thought what we had was sincere
But now I am just sitting over here..
Cursing you, hating you, smacking the screen
Gosh you make me sound so mean..
My Dearest Chance, I'm going to keep pestering you
So get used to it you stupid pile of poo..
Okay, I'm done. Enjoy my wonderful poem and have a nice day.
Last edited by Velvet; 05-05-2016 at 07:58 PM..
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hummy
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05-05-2016, 07:56 PM
oh behave
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Amane
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05-05-2016, 07:56 PM
*sniffle* *stands up and claps vigorously*
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Velvet
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05-05-2016, 07:57 PM
You guys are fast.
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hummy
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05-05-2016, 07:59 PM
likme a bunnie
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ppp
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Velvet
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05-05-2016, 08:00 PM
You're silly!
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hummy
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05-05-2016, 08:01 PM
hummy is on way too much coffee
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Amane
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05-05-2016, 08:03 PM
Hummy had way too much coffee. ppp
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Velvet
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05-05-2016, 09:05 PM
Ahaha, bad caffeine!
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wish
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05-05-2016, 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hummy
likme a bunnie
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ppp
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that bunny is
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hummy
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05-05-2016, 09:09 PM
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wish
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05-05-2016, 09:10 PM
if that bunny and that banana went to the club together.. what do you think would happen?
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hummy
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05-05-2016, 09:12 PM
they would bring all the boys to the yard
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wish
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05-05-2016, 09:13 PM
what about them gurlies?!
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hummy
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05-05-2016, 09:17 PM
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hilarbees
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05-05-2016, 09:21 PM
Ooohh! I hadn't read this loverly poem yet XD
Chance has always hated my computer :)
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Shadami
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05-06-2016, 02:00 AM
it was fantastic. last line needs a touch of work though. it didn't flow smoothly in my head like the rest did. xD
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Nephila
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05-07-2016, 02:52 AM
*snaps fingers*
bravo
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salvete
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05-07-2016, 03:09 PM
that is a hilarious poem
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Velvet
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05-08-2016, 10:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadami
it was fantastic. last line needs a touch of work though. it didn't flow smoothly in my head like the rest did. xD
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I know. I put maybe 3 minutes into the thing.
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Mr. Wrong
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05-08-2016, 04:26 PM
Velvet, your poem to Chance has to be the sweetest and certainly the most accurate poem ever posted on Menewsha. To show my appreciation, I am going to give you some pointers in dealing with this loathsome worm we call Chance.
1. I never go for the gusto and attempt to win all five rounds. Instead I try to win two rounds and hold my horses there and collect my winnings.
2. If I lose on an opening round to a two, then I collect my winnings after only one round in the next session. This, of course, after several vile threats are uttered by me to Chance. Always keep in my that while threats and curses may serve you well, nothing cuts more deeply than sarcasm.
"I'm sorry, Chance. I keep forgetting that an ace IS 76% more likely to come up when facing a deuce than any other card in the deck. Thank you for that little lesson in mathematics once again."
There it is. I hope my pointers have been helpful. Have a great day.
Last edited by Mr. Wrong; 05-08-2016 at 04:31 PM..
Reason: taking a chance
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Maha-Aamir
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05-08-2016, 05:26 PM
Awesome poem
but this event, chance has been good to me
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hummy
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05-09-2016, 12:39 PM
that's great Maha, sweetie
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Kiari
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05-09-2016, 04:09 PM
Chance hates me too!!! I almost always lose, there was only one time I actually made it to round 5. XD
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salvete
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05-09-2016, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Wrong
Velvet, your poem to Chance has to be the sweetest and certainly the most accurate poem ever posted on Menewsha. To show my appreciation, I am going to give you some pointers in dealing with this loathsome worm we call Chance.
1. I never go for the gusto and attempt to win all five rounds. Instead I try to win two rounds and hold my horses there and collect my winnings.
2. If I lose on an opening round to a two, then I collect my winnings after only one round in the next session. This, of course, after several vile threats are uttered by me to Chance. Always keep in my that while threats and curses may serve you well, nothing cuts more deeply than sarcasm.
"I'm sorry, Chance. I keep forgetting that an ace IS 76% more likely to come up when facing a deuce than any other card in the deck. Thank you for that little lesson in mathematics once again."
There it is. I hope my pointers have been helpful. Have a great day.
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very helpful pointers
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