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#1
Old 10-01-2018, 01:31 AM

Fed up with slogans and mottos of large corporations and companies that simply no longer deliver on service or products like they once did?

What if corporate and company slogans reflected the actual behaviors of those companies big and small? With some added input on your part, we can. Too bad this will be relegated to our humble Menewsha abode only. Oh well.

I say let 'er rip!

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Old 10-01-2018, 01:35 AM

At Western Express, we don't care about our drivers because we don't have to!

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Old 10-01-2018, 10:01 AM

Welcome to CVS where you're trained to help customers in any way you can but told not to.

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Old 10-01-2018, 08:26 PM

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Welcome to CVS where you're trained to help customers in any way you can but told not to.
I've heard interesting tales about CVS, like having snow shovels displayed on aisle endcaps in regions where snowfall rarely, if ever, occurs. And yet CVS is a huge pharmacy chain nationwide. What other blunders is CVS guilty of?

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Old 10-26-2018, 10:44 PM


Got milk?

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Old 10-27-2018, 11:43 PM

How about Comcast offering "Professional Self-installation?"

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Old 10-28-2018, 01:41 AM

Holy oxide moron batman

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Old 10-28-2018, 06:43 AM

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How about Comcast offering "Professional Self-installation?"
Being a "professional" means you are being paid to perform a task. Does this mean Comcast is paying do-it-yourselfers?

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Old 10-28-2018, 08:52 PM


No they do not pay you false advertisement

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Old 10-29-2018, 04:34 AM

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No they do not pay you false advertisement
It's crap like this that people tolerate and believe to be normal. One day, our entire civilization is going to fall down. We're lied to about almost everything and people refuse to see it.

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Old 10-29-2018, 04:45 AM


I can't say you are entirely incorrect about that

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Old 10-30-2018, 06:53 PM

It's not that they refuse to see it. We humans are desensitized to bullshit from a very young age. :)

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Old 10-30-2018, 10:20 PM


That is sad if that is true

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Old 10-31-2018, 08:37 AM

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It's not that they refuse to see it. We humans are desensitized to bullshit from a very young age. :)
It's the same dang difference. Whether you fail to recognize bovine scat or have become desensitized to bovine scat, the result is the same.

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Old 11-02-2018, 07:20 AM


Rolls around on the floor laughing her butt off
Special note I am not rolling around in bovine scat!

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Old 11-02-2018, 07:23 PM

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Rolls around on the floor laughing her butt off
Special note I am not rolling around in bovine scat!
What is it that you find so amusing? *raises eyebrow*

 


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