It, because i get to paint my face in a fabulous way and eat little children, muahahaha. Plus i dislike clowns, so being one for once and fulfilling their stereotypes of creepiness would be fun.

Would you rather have a spirit animal of a cuttlefish or a baboon?

Cuttlefish. They're kind of cute little guys. And I'm sure they make great cuddlers

Would you rather win a mere $50 on the lottery or get a million dollar settlement from a lawsuit after you're left paralyzed from the neck down in a freak accident?

I'll take the $50, thanks. Money ain't worth being paralyzed.

Would you rather sky dive or bungee jump?

I... uhm... Sky Dive? I think sky dive is more dangerous but I just don't like the feeling of not being able to really move my feet apart.

Would you rather die from drowning or from burning?

Hmm...I'd say neither, but if I have to choose, I'd go with drowning. Faster than burning and less painful.

Would you rather be pelted by meat pies or fruit pies?

Fruit pies. I think meat pies are harder, so it'll probably hurt more.

Would you rather be allergic to chocolates or all types of salt?

Chocolate. I can live without chocolate.

Would you rather watch a documentary about California Condors or a beauty pageant type of reality show?

Reality show. I don't mind watching those but documentaries tend to bore me to tears.

Would you rather have a zombie apocalypse or a nuclear war?

Hands down zombie apocalypse! I will hit the zombies with my folded chair!...

Would you rather fart very loudly or silently but deadly in an elevator filled with people?

Hahahaha silently. And then watch everyone cringe, trying to figure out who did it. *cackles*

Would you rather drive a tank or pilot a jet fighter?

Pilot a jet fighter. I love flight.

Would you rather get a tattoo or a piercing somewhere?

Tattoo for sure

Would you rather watch anime or disney

Anime. Or at least an anime with a good plot. Modern Disney is too kiddie-formula for me. Now the old stuff, that's different.

Would you rather have your sole lifetime internet access be through a phone or a desktop?

Desktop. My vision is getting worse and even with super magnifying reading glasses, looking at a phone is a pain.

Would you rather go deep sea fishing or travel to Yosemite?

Hmm...fishing. I've never been able to really fish before.

Would you rather wear a crown or wield a scepter?

Scepter. You get to use it in defense or attack when needed.

Would you rather live in the coldest place or hottest place on earth?

The hottest place, I hate snow...

Would you rather be a witch or a knight?

A witch. Not enough hazardous duty pay for me to be a knight.

Would you rather watch a Muppet movie or 12 hours of really poorly dubbed old Kung Fu movies?

Poorly dubbed old Kung Fu movies are the greatest things ever. I've got a few box sets xD Plus i don't care much for the Muppets >.<

Would you rather go Left where nothing is right, or Right where nothing is left?

Ahhh my brain just melted.... Left

Would you rather be trapped in a musical or in a horror movie?

Being in a musical itself is its own horror movie, but anywhere where im not being chased by a sadistic murderer is preferred for me!

Would you rather live in the dinosaur era or the medieval era?

Dinosaur era. I'd rather be eaten by a tyrannosaurus or deinonychus than get killed by a human in a battle or by the black death.

Would you rather die from thirst or die from starvation?

Starvation, I hate being thirsty!!

Would you rather be a pokemon or a digimon?

I dunno, Pokemon? Just because I find ninetails purrty.

Would you rather it be daytime forever or nighttime forever?

Well day since it's easier for everyone to see. Also I sleep in during the morning so it's not a problem.

Would you rather America be invaded and taken over by Russia or China?