My favorite funny simspons

Marige: why there pig tracks on the cellin
Homer: sipderpig sipderpig does whatever sipderpig does. Look out!! it sipderpig

"If I find out that you're lying, I'll cut your hairless little prick off before you even figure out what it's for. Do you understand me?"

from the movie Orphan

and

"My name is Legion and we are many"

from the movie 5girls

Originally Posted by amulet

i could list so many but i'll try to keep it slightly minimal :P

Your quote from Empire Records is one of my favorites too! I love that movie. :XD

Originally Posted by Stark Raving Mad

"We must consult the fortune fish"

Originally Posted by You, me, and everyone we know.

"I want to poop, back and forth, forever". - You, me, and everyone we know.

Those two lines are the best quotes to make anyone smile =)

Quote from Iron Man the movie

"sometimes we need to run before we can walk"

(something like that).. i kinda forgot.. hehehe..

Earth Girls are Easy

Mac: Are we limp and hard to manage?

Charlie and the chocolate factory

Willy Wonka: Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!
Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Willy Wonka: Good morning, starshine... the earth says hello!

"What we do in life echoes in eternity."

- Gladiator

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall] The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous."

- V for Vendetta

"Venturaaaaaaa"
"Yes, Satan?...OH I'm sorry sir, I thought you were someone else."

- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

" Yet in his eyes, all the sadness of the world. Those pleading eyes that both threaten and adore"

Christine Daee, The Phantom of the Opera '04

"glen coco, 4 for you glen coco,you go glen coco!"

thats one of them (meangirls) it allways makes me laugh that bit lol

the Joker "Why so serious?"

I love the Joker, he's just awsome XD

Tremore Burt Gunner:
Burt"How the He11 can I be out of ammo, I am never out of ammo what happened to the bag?"
teenage kid whose name escapes me: Uh was this bag green and very heave?
burt: Yes, Where the he11 did you put it?
teenage kid:I kinda sorta threw it at the grabloid...
Burt:Silence
kid: burt..
Burt: YOU WHAT? How are we supposed to defend ourselves against those giant worms now, you idiot you threw away pur ammo do yo know how long it took me to colect all of that ammo?
"Burt goes to the corner of the rock and mourns the loss of his precious weapons/ammo"

PS Burt Gunner never dies, they beat the grabloids (giant worms) for the first time(there are 4 movies and a series) and to find out the rest you will have to watch the movie..
Oh and plz click on my dragon eggs they have only 23 hrs left..

Quote from Casper:

"Can I keep you?"

lol. I know, really dorky. But hey, isn't it something you'd want to say to the person you're in love with? I find it rather romantic. ;D

No matter how gifted, you alone can not change the world.

From L Change the World

"Me? I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly... It
s the honest one's you need to look out for."

-Captain Jack Sparrow

"You uhhh... dropped your rock."

-William Wallace

There are many more worthy quotes from such a brilliant movie, but I do love the scene. lol.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

-Dirty Harry

xDD epic.

Guard: "Or what? You'll kill us with you coffee cup?"
Riddick: "Tea...actually."
Guard: "What was that?"
Riddick: "I said I'll kill you with my tea cup."

Just watched the Chronicles of Riddick recently

Just a few of my favorites:

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark.

~Monty Python's Flying Circus

Alan Garner: Can I ask you another question?
Lisa: Sure.
Alan Garner: You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?
Lisa: What do you mean?
Alan Garner: Did, umm... did Caesar live here?
Lisa: No.
Alan Garner: I didn't think so.

~The Hangover

Master Doe: I have a mortal wound.
Master Tang: Where? Where does it hurt?
Master Doe: Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.

~Kung Pow: Enter The Fist

The Dark Knight

[Joker] "Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy"

Quote 2
[Joker:] Hahahahahahaha Ho he ha he he ha Ho he ha and I thought my Jokes were bad"
[Gangster:] "Give one good reason I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off"
[Joker:] "How about a magic trick (joker puts pencil upright on table waves hand around it) I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. (Joker grabs guy bangs is head in to he pencil on the table ) Taadaa its Gone"

Another favorite quote of mine is from Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest

Elizabeth: There will come a moment when you will have the chance to do the right thing.

Jack: I love those moments. I like to wave at them when they pass by.

nothing? nothing?! nothing, tralala!

i love the labriynth with david bowie ^.^ yeas hes old enough to be my grandfather. but the man is hot.

my favorite quote would have to be.

I want to play a game

If your from Africa... Why are you white?

-Mean Girls

Rufio: All grown-ups are pirates.
Peter Banning: Excuse me?
Rufio: We kill pirates.
Peter Banning: I'm not a pirate. It so happens I am a lawyer.
Rufio: [with the rest of the Lost Boys pulling out their weapons] Kill the lawyer!
Peter Banning: [laughs nervously] I'm not that kind of lawyer!

this ma fav line from the movie Hook with robin williams

"I love my dead gay son"

-Heathers1988 starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater directed by Michael Lehmman writen by Daniel Waters

I give it 4 stars :)

"What does Masielles Wallace look like?"

And everything else from Pulp Fiction really. Very quotable movie.