Prismatic Llama
P. Fool Charity Mule
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08-25-2017, 12:44 AM
LLAMA GOT PAID, YA'LL.
LOOK AT THAT GOLD!
WE GONNA GET WHITE GIRL WASTED AND GO ON A SHOPPIN' SPREE!
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Facade
Ticking Time Bomb of Titillation
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08-25-2017, 12:46 AM
Daaaaamn, bitch!
Buy me a uterus like you said you would.
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Precarious Fool
Are you kitten me right meow?
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08-25-2017, 12:47 AM
Yeah, let's get you a uterus, then we could get into some freaky new genres with our smut.
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Facade
Ticking Time Bomb of Titillation
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08-25-2017, 12:54 AM
You'll have to talk to my agent about that.
But first, UTERUS! I'll take my measurements and then you go find a uterus that'll fit my abysmal bottomless chasm.
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Precarious Fool
Are you kitten me right meow?
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08-25-2017, 12:57 AM
Bitch, I am your agent.
Why don't you go scope out some uteri and get back to me.
I got stuff to do.
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Facade
Ticking Time Bomb of Titillation
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08-25-2017, 01:00 AM
Gurl, you ain't got shit to do since the 9/11 conspiracy theory that aliens climbed into your butthole from the Andes Mountains using a toothpick and a Madonna music video was first exposed.
-queefs into a uterus that happens to be sitting nearby-
Hmm. Okay, this one will do. How do I install it?? Does it come with Ikea instructions?
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Precarious Fool
Are you kitten me right meow?
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08-25-2017, 01:02 AM
Hey, that was a very busy time in my life. I still never figured out why it had to be pre-90s Madonna.
I feel like you just shove it all up in there? Does that sound right? I've never installed a uterus before. Can we hire someone from this? Check the Craigslist.
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Facade
Ticking Time Bomb of Titillation
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08-25-2017, 01:05 AM
Ooh, good idea!
Beep beep boop boop. -insert dial-up sound effects here-
-summons Linnea:-
Hey, Linny-poo, you know anything about installing uteruses?
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Precarious Fool
Are you kitten me right meow?
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08-25-2017, 01:07 AM
That bitch?
She'll over-charge and put it in crooked.
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Kirin Rosenbaum
I am a Kiri-fish.
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08-25-2017, 01:08 AM
*prods the thread*
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Prismatic Llama
P. Fool Charity Mule
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08-25-2017, 01:10 AM
Hey, stop prodding my stuff, you bum!
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Facade
Ticking Time Bomb of Titillation
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08-25-2017, 01:10 AM
A crooked, pricey uterus is better than sex on the beach during a typhoon on a cloudy day while you have both a UTI and a yeast infection. D:
Linn, please do your magic. We're counting on youuu!
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Precarious Fool
Are you kitten me right meow?
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08-25-2017, 01:13 AM
Linny will take three times the estimated time to do it as well, so get used to your UTIs and yeast infections.
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Linnea
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08-25-2017, 01:22 AM
hahaha i have no idea what is going on in here.... but i am laughing my face off
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Kirin Rosenbaum
I am a Kiri-fish.
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08-25-2017, 01:23 AM
*wanders in*
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Precarious Fool
Are you kitten me right meow?
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08-25-2017, 01:31 AM
OMG, read up, Linny.
Llama is rich now, is offering to help fund Facade's new uterus.
We're clueless on how to install. She wants you to help, but you're a shitty contractor and I am trying to convince her to drop your ass before she ends up with a crooked uterus.
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dragoness129
Slytherin Pride! ^_^
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08-25-2017, 01:07 PM
This is all so odd and great at the same time!
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Shadami
the one and only
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08-25-2017, 02:24 PM
There is no end to the weird entertainment when you two are around.
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dragoness129
Slytherin Pride! ^_^
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08-25-2017, 02:41 PM
Might have to bump Menewsha up from a PG 13 site.
Since most of the sites seem to be headed in that direction anyways.
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Facade
Ticking Time Bomb of Titillation
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08-25-2017, 03:57 PM
Oh boy - Dragoness, is that true? Are some avatar sites becoming R-rated or something?
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dragoness129
Slytherin Pride! ^_^
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08-25-2017, 04:58 PM
Well, 18 plus yes with Mature as the label.
Caedon.net is one example. ^_^
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Precarious Fool
Are you kitten me right meow?
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08-25-2017, 08:19 PM
I'm down for an 18-plus, 'cause I'm old and inappropriate. :o
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Dystopia
Bitter-Bitter
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08-25-2017, 10:23 PM
There are R18 avatar sites? tbh while it has a lot of potential, I can't see it going anywhere else but a cybering hub lol.
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dragoness129
Slytherin Pride! ^_^
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08-25-2017, 10:26 PM
Yep, they are fun! Lots of freedom!
It's not like that. More of a freedom or wording. No having to hold your tongue or say f*ck or other edited words.
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Facade
Ticking Time Bomb of Titillation
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08-25-2017, 11:17 PM
I feel like language is already covered though, yeah? I mean, a PG-13 rating on a text-based forum is different than an FCC-rated TV show or movie. Censorship isn't the same.
Mature themes and language are definitely okay I'm pretty sure. It's just when things get graphic and there are problems of consent or inappropriate contact between underage peoples and legal peoples.
...Which I guess is a damn slipper slope.
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