BEST READING I'VE DONE ALL YEAR.

I scared Menelaus away :c

I was just joking~

He's probably laughing as hard as I did.

Ava has a horse fetish.

She's now as bad as Amane is.

Let me make ONE THING CLEAR PEOPLE....

I'm NOT into horses....





But I can't help it if they're into me.

Did I stumble onto Tumblr by accident?

Originally Posted by Ava The Vampire

But I can't help it if they're into me.

I'm gone.

Originally Posted by APBCole

Did I stumble onto Tumblr by accident?

G-O-N-E.

I'm sorry.

Being anxious makes me a little goofy.

---------- Post added 07-06-2015 at 07:15 PM ----------

*cough*neighboyneigh*cough*

*winkwink*

Ava, i'm sure you write horse x human fanfiction on Tumblr.

*slams hands on desk and whips head around* Cole!

You've read my fanfics of Loki X The HORSE ON TUm-

I mean....

What? Pffft. That's crazy, I don't write fanfics about Tom Hiddleston and horses.
Gross....

I WAS ON YOUR SIDE.

Oh boy!

Amane, you choose the most interesting people to talk to on Mene.

I bought a coloring book today. (No horses!)
It has lots of pretty flowers and ocean pictures.

So you drew the horses yourself.

Originally Posted by Ava The Vampire

With that, Menelaus disappeared into a fog.

*as the fog settled, Ava sat back lackadaisically on the bed, and fixed the ploughed cleat Menelaus had carved into her fro with his great callused hand. she pondered the wise old seer's final words, while the faint echo of laughter permeated the air. it wasn't quite loud enough to be heard, but its maniacal undertones crept over the young girl's skin with a melancholic fervor akin to the feeling one gets when being surreptitiously observed from afar. in his dark dank cave far far across the grey slate seas, Menelaus swirled his fine china teacup for the final time, and inspected the leaves once more. they had formed into the vague shape of a haggardly old Satyr dancing backward round a bent rusty maypole, and the old man immediately knew that summer would soon come to an end*
"oh, Ava, Ava, Ava. while tea is for two and two are for tea, hay is for horses but horses are not for thee." *the old man muttered through the grizzled whiskers of his unkempt beard, sternly shaking a crooked finger in the air as he did so. then he poured himself another cup of PG and adjusted the half-moon reading glasses wedged on the tip of his pockmarked nose, while eagerly turning the dog-eared pages of the Thorki magazine he'd pilfered from the young girl's bedside dresser*

*slow clapping*

THat was beautiful, Menelaus

You guys are never going to let me forget the horsey thing though
Oh well
What a glorious way to spend my sleepless night, reading these things

its fine, you're in good company. Princess Anne has a horsie fetish too, she's famously known for it and attends all the shows..

Of course Vera acts childish and makes a post in General Discussion without much talking to me about things and reminds me why I hate people.

Her post is the equivalent of a Reddit shitpost.

Every TIME I have more than 100k… 20 good new CIs on one release date.

You're rich. What does it matter?

There's too much time that I spent to get this.

Haha.

Amane:

You don't just drop 100k in a short time. This is years.

Exactly. You're Scrooge McDuck. You don't like spending things. Only earning things.

That's right. Because I value my hard work too much to see it all disappear just like that.