...you don't know if it was the cat or the diaperless baby who peed on the floor.

What's yours? :)

When you have a package on order and you have no idea what you ordered

Opening a random box to find a thong in front of your girlfriend and having to explain the weird family story behind it.

That awkward moment a close friend asks you out and you say no s:...

That awkward when a cute guy goes in for an unexpected hug and you go in for a high five so you end up smacking him across the face.

((He still gave me his phone number though! Awwww yeeeaaaah.)

The awkward moment when you don't know whether Pitbull is smiling or having some sort of seizure when you see his picture.

That awkward moment when you lean in to hand a customer's change back, and they grab your hand and say "sir" is their father, please call them Rick.

when you fit your moms shoes when she's a size 11....and you're only 14...

When your boyfriend is gay...

(Legit Gay...as in Kurt Hummel Gay...or maybe even Blaine Anderson Gay...)

That awkward moment when you throw a masterball, and its a trainer battle.

Originally Posted by Lush Cutie

when you fit your moms shoes when she's a size 11....and you're only 14...

That's the size that I wear '-w-, though I outgrew my mom's size shoes when I was younger than you are.


Also, that awkward moment when your mom tells you that if she still had your youth and figure that she would be bartending in a skimpy outfit, or on the other side of the bar being drunk and flashing people if she were at a biker saloon like the Full Throttle Saloon.

That awkward moment when you're with your friends in the schoolyard during a break and you mention that a certain teacher can't teach then realise that that particular teacher is within hearing distance.

Happened to me once, and the worse thing was that I actually didn't dislike the teacher, I just felt he couldn't teach.

The awkward moment when you realise you're the epitome of what you hate.

That awkward moment when you have to explain to your mother that yes, Team Starkid did write a musical about penises. >.<

That awkward moment when you can't remember if you zipped up your pants zipper after leaving the bathroom, and you are in a large casino gathered with a lot of people '>.>. T'was me last night.

The awkward moment when you're appreciating the appearance of a guy and you realize it's not a guy you're leering at.

..The awkward moment a coworker tells you 'look alive, look alive!' and so you do a lil spazzy dance..just a as a customer walks up to be cashed out.

When your mom says don't eat her food then you're caught sneaking her yogurt at night.
OuO;;

When you tell someone you're craving something quick and casual...
and you realize it sounds like you're looking for something else other than a role play. XD

That awkward moment when you accidentally write "ass" instead of "ask" on a test...

When you wake up and your best friend is spooning you and won't move O_O

The awkward moment when you realise that your entire life is basically just an elaborate private joke with yourself.

That moment when you're talking with someone on the phone(who you haven't seen in about 7years) and you start to realize you are just randomly saying "yup", "That's not good", "yeah". >.>

You accidentally elbow the flower girl in the face during the wedding rehearsal.
Clearly I am the best bridesmaid that ever was.[/sarcasm]

When you dislike the dying girl in your school that everyone else likes. owo

When you and your boyfriend are sitting in the same room... talking to each other online.