Cataclysm
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05-07-2014, 06:00 AM
I divorced Thumper because she kept eating all my lettuce. No BLT's = no marriage!
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Sestina
Child of the Night
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05-08-2014, 10:37 AM
I divorced Thumper because she is too adorable, too cute! >_<
I divorced Cataclysm because she wanted me to be her slave.
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Cataclysm
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05-09-2014, 03:38 AM
I divorced Sestina because she was too good at belly dancing and kept putting me to shame.
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Thumper
Crazy Little Bunneh ~ ♥
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05-09-2014, 04:54 PM
I divorced Cataclysm because she divorced me first and wouldn't share the bacon thus I ate all the lettuce. *^*
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Ophiuchus
Libra's Mule
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06-06-2014, 09:30 PM
I divorced Thumper because every time she turned around that carrot would smack me in the face T_T
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Q U E E N
spooky scary skeletons
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07-13-2014, 03:57 PM
I divorced Ophiuchus because he wouldn't shut up about becoming the best bard in the land. You can't even sing well!
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Zira Angel
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07-18-2014, 03:35 AM
I divorced Queen because she has flowers growing out of her, and that is something that honestly freaks me out. I'm sorry, honey, it's both you and me. We just can't be together. Get rid of that, and we can go grave-robbing again.
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Nonsensical
Keeper of Keeps
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07-19-2014, 07:58 PM
I divorced Zira Angel because after I told her grave-robbing just wasn't my thing, her sheet music carried me to the nearest graveyard and held me hostage. Then she received an invite to go galaxy diving for some sweet finds and just left me there. She said she'd be back in a few minutes. She said everything would be fine. She lied. I was stuck there for seven hours--SEVEN HOURS! The sun rose; mourning friends and family members of the deceased arrived; and I stood alone, in the middle of the graveyard, sheet music still dancing around me, in my birthday suit.
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Twin Cities
(-.-)zzZ
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07-19-2014, 08:02 PM
I divorced Nonsensical because of the spiders and eye-mustache that followed us around.
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BellyButton
☆☆☆ Assistant Administrator
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07-21-2014, 03:26 AM
I divorced Twin Cities because the unnecessary medical tests were starting to get painful.
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Nonsensical
Keeper of Keeps
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08-03-2014, 12:27 AM
I divorced BellyButton because I fell for a male and kind of sorta married him. Please don't dig up this little bush... D;
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Q U E E N
spooky scary skeletons
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08-03-2014, 02:24 AM
I divorced Nonsensical because he kept running away with random guys ;_;
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Skulduggery
Did you know the sparrow flies s...
Penpal
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08-03-2014, 03:00 PM
I divorced Q U E E N because she got with Nonsensical. Oh yeah, karma.
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Nephila
The Serpent Bride
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Penpal
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08-03-2014, 04:28 PM
Because he never shares his spiced wine. T>T THA HORRORO!
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Skulduggery
Did you know the sparrow flies s...
Penpal
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08-03-2014, 07:22 PM
She wanted me to share my SPICED wine! She wasn't happy with the regular wine! Is dat not reason enough?
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Nephila
The Serpent Bride
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Penpal
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08-03-2014, 07:43 PM
Oh and if the wine wasn't enough he was a cover hog!!
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Skulduggery
Did you know the sparrow flies s...
Penpal
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08-04-2014, 03:12 AM
Well, you made me cold! I never could stand that; your cold feet and hands.
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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08-04-2014, 04:41 AM
Flowers are not part of a well balanced diet, contrary to a certain someone's belief. Sure, he made breakfast in bed, but it was usually something weird like a dandelion salad. We went to a friend's wedding together and he sat there eating the table arrangements and ignoring the perfectly good meal provided to us. It was humiliating! I can't live with this anymore!
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Nephila
The Serpent Bride
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Penpal
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08-04-2014, 07:36 AM
She refused to take off her wedding dress...ever. O>O
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Q U E E N
spooky scary skeletons
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08-04-2014, 08:56 AM
She refused to put clothes on!!!
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Skulduggery
Did you know the sparrow flies s...
Penpal
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08-04-2014, 01:56 PM
She thought she was a fairy. I mean, sure, I eat flowers, but that's normal! We'd go out in public and she'd take off 'flying' like a little kid! I am not going to be with some kid-fairy-wannabe.
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Nonsensical
Keeper of Keeps
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08-04-2014, 08:32 PM
I divorced Skulduggery because he lost his sense of wonder and replaced it with expensive trinkets. Don't you know that money can't buy happiness? I mean, not that I'm not going to divorce you and receive half of your finances or anything, but--oh, look! A cat!
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Nephila
The Serpent Bride
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Penpal
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08-04-2014, 10:42 PM
Because They we're hanging around manwhores all the time.
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Skulduggery
Did you know the sparrow flies s...
Penpal
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08-04-2014, 11:39 PM
Should I add that to reasons why we divorced? Manwhores are fun. You never let me keep one.
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Nonsensical
Keeper of Keeps
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08-05-2014, 10:12 PM
I divorced Skulduggery because he said that the flower in the guy's hair made him 'look like a sissy'.
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