It does. Just ask him! He called me a sissy first. You never cared! You never cared about me!

I just couldn't stand the smell of roses anymore! Rose scented cologne. Rose scented breath. Rose petal candies. Rose colored curtains. I was surrounded by roses of every shade and description and just couldn't handle it anymore!

She married another man, and brought him to live with us. Enough said.

He wasn't down with polyamory. :(

She married someone else!

She continued to have those roses around, despite my allergies!

She had no feet!

She kept levitating flowers around the house. I mean, it was rather romantic, until it came to cleaning up the petals. Somehow, that was always my job even though she put them there!

She was always wearing her wedding dress around the house... I mean, it was like she was more in love with the dress than with me!

I was more in love with my wedding dress than with CK. Oops!

You know, she wore that wedding dress every day. The veil included...

Because she didn't like the egg jokes I made, I was just yolking around.

Because she thought she was the "golden" child

Because she didn't like shooting rubber bands anymore. I said I was sorry, the eyepatch is just overreacting.

She's just too bossy. I got her a crown for her birthday and she took it literal.

She always carries that gun with her, it feels really awkward going around town with her while she carries it around in front of people.

He liked to run arround in his boxers all day, even in public!

She went off and married The Doctor.
WHAT ABOUT ME
I HAVE FEELINGS TOO

She insisted that spending ten hours frolicking in the snow would be fun. My frost bite doesn't think so.

She spent so much money to get that hair and to upkeep it. :( We could of bought a house with that!

STILL THE DOCTOR
WHAT DOES HE HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE

She didn't like my *cough*obsession*cough* I mean, fascination with the doctor. I mean the TARDIS is so awesome. Who doesn't like time travel!

She could've taken me with her, but noooo.
Decided The Doctor was more important.

I sound like a whiny kid.
xDD

^ Maybe so, but you are talking about The Doctor... and she left you in favor of him.

I divorced the person above me because it turned out the complaints didn't end on their ex's new love interest.

They were never there!
Always DOLLS were sent in place!
I mean, come on. Who wants to cuddle against dolls instead of a nice, warm body?

xD