Haha, indeed! She's testing my patience.

:U Crankies are contagious!

True facts. Crankies are like the flu man. They spread fast.

D: Crankies are an epidemic?

They could very well be.

:c Is there a vaccine for it?

Optimism?

D: I'm a realist!

Quick, look at some puppies and smart children!

Smart children? xD

Dressed smartly, or intelligent children?

Intelligent children. Particularly well behaved ones. They always give me faith in the future, which makes me optimistic.

oh.

I kinda hate all children.

So that's awkward. xD

Haha, no worries. I don't want any or anything, but they will eventually grow up and for the voting population. I get excited when I think that that population has the possibility of being intelligent and well informed.

.___. Oh. Personally, I just want the world to hold itself together for just long enough for me to live a decent life. Then it can all fall apart, which I foresee it doing.

Well I plan to live well into my eighties at the least. Which means that babies being born now will be deciding my fate when I'm old and incapable. I don't want them to be morons!

They can be morons as long as the brunt of their moronic choices take part -after- I'm dead. xD

Haha. Wow. We're very different there. :)

It'd be nice if the human race could get its shit together. But I don't see that happening anytime soon, so I just wanna have a good life before it all goes to hell. :I

I hope to leave the world a better place. As pretentious as that sounds.

Naw. That's a good wish.

I just don't care about the world enough to share the sentiment. :I

Immajerk.

Naw, you're not a jerk. I think that's pretty normal.

.___. It could mean that I'm a jerk and its normal to be a jerk. What do.

Hahaha, you just be yourself. Nothing else.

I think in order to be a jerk, one has to go beyond the normal parameters of self interest.