I kidnapped Salvete because I wanted her outfit for myself. >.>

I kidnapped Zig to add her to my lucky cat collection! Here kitty kitty!

I kidnapped Cookie to protect the world from her evil

I kidnaped Salvete so she could grow me a beautiful garden!

because you looked so fuzzy and cute! I want a pet afro kitty!

I kidnapped Kat Dakuu because I really like her pet blobs and hoped she would let me play with them.

I kidnapped zigbigadorlube because they looked like a fun friend to play with (and also because they have a tail)

I kidnapped salvete because she looks like a lucky charm and I would like to play the lottery. :)

I kidnapped NEK0writes to go on a picnic with me! We'll pack sandwiches and look up at the clouds when we're done eating until we fall asleep.

I kidnapped the avi above me, because the voices told me to.. "what's that mother?" ��

I kidnapped Menelaus because the King of Naples would give me tons of gold in exchange for him.

I kidnapped the avi above me because, there once was a man from Nantucket.. ��

Sorry, as gorgeous as your hair might be, I don't need the FBI tracking me down and throwing me in prison. Nope. No. Besides, I ain't got no place to put a kidnap victim and I have no idea where you are anyhow.

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And the cost of duct tape. I mean if you're going to kidnap someone you can't buy the cheap stuff. You gotta buy that Duck brand duct tape. And not simply because it comes in all those nifty colors and even has many sports team logos, but because it's quality tape. You gotta have quality. Norman? Is that you?

I kidnapped the person above me because of his nonchalant babble ��

I kidnapped the avi above because a tiny golden warrier would be a helpful asset in a library war. And his vocabulary is phenomenal. He had me at vainglorious!

lol, I kidnapped the person above me, because the general public is not yet ready to face the mind boggling implications of an invisible woman ��

I kidnapped the person above me to protect them from the harshness of the world because they are a precious cinnamon bun too good for this world.

lol, I kidnapped the person above me because, I recently broke the coffee table in my lounge, and thought to myself "hmmmn, I wonder who I could use as a replacement?" *rests my mug on your back and sits back in the chair* haha, no brainer if you ask me ��

I turned the tables(haha pun intended) on my captor and in turn captured the person above me not only for revenge, but for the honor of my family's cow.

lol, as moo-ving as my former captors story was... I kidnapped the person above me because *whispers* Mr Fishy told me to do it ��

I decided that instead of kidnapping the person above me I would settle into a nice period of Stockholm syndrome and become their best friend. Mr Fishy seems like an upstanding citizen after all. :)

looool, I kidnapped the person above me because, "it will put the lotion in the basket!" ��

I kidnapped the person above me so we could both go to Bath & Body Works to try out some lotions.

I kidnapped the person above me because I wanted to go to Bath & Body Works for some perfume.

I kidnapped the person above me because, I'm abducting the world's population, one person at a time ��