What's up, losers?



So I had all these awesome ideas to make Menewsha a better place (explosive doorbells, flame-throwing telephones, you know the drill) but that doofus Mr Mayor shot me down before I could implement my master plan. So now I'm stuck here trying to brainstorm great new ways to make this island exciting again!

Apparently I'm not allowed to import any fireworks, shave Vicky's head, borrrow Afrodonkey's jetpack, or operate an industrial crane.
Those were my best ideas, too! :stare:

So what do youse guys want to do?
Got any ideas for me?

If we put our heads together, I'm sure we could come up with something awesome for my Next Big Prank!

If you guys come up with a super awesome prank idea
maybe I'll post it here for everyone to see.


Prank Plans

Bee pudding!
Dye Yumeh pink!
Laxatives! Lots of laxatives!
Carve a portrait of Peeblo on the moon!
Nair in Afrodonkey's shampoo!

What if you blinded people with your shiny butt? :D

Care to buff it for me?

*smooshes butt in Cherry's direction*

Replace the teddybears in Mad Dash with something spikier?

Buff your own butt, you icky little thing! :gonk:

I'd buff your butt any day, Peeblo. ;)

Originally Posted by Carzeebear

Replace the teddybears in Mad Dash with something spikier?

Stuff a railroad spike into each teddy bear's head, ya mean?

Originally Posted by Cherry Flavored Antacid

Buff your own butt, you icky little thing! :gonk:

Don't make the offer if ya can't follow through, ya wussy! :P

What about the flaming bags of doggie do on front steps? That's always a good stand-by!

Originally Posted by Terrible D

I'd buff your butt any day, Peeblo. ;)

That's....weird. Thanks?

Fill the Mayor's top hat with warm vanilla pudding.

... *ponders*

Woah, that's almost Freudian.

Originally Posted by Briar Rose

What about the flaming bags of doggie do on front steps? That's always a good stand-by!

Hmm, an oldy but a goody. Could work!

But where am I gonna get enough poo for each front door in Menewsha?

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Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

Fill the Mayor's top hat with warm vanilla pudding.

... *ponders*

Woah, that's almost Freudian.

Freudian-schmeudian!

Maybe I'll just fill some water balloons with pudding and drop them off the highest building in Mene. Does it have to be vanilla?

Bees + a bucket of sugar water= REVENGE!

OMG! THEY'RE ALL COVERED IN BEES!

To much?

Flaming chocolate pudding balloons! I don't know if it'd work... but it'd smell nicer than dog poo - AND be frightening. Frightening chocolate... now that is something mean.

Yeah, it could be chocolate.

Or raspberry. If you want to recreate a certain scene from the move Carrie.

Break something.

lol nice. But why not go with the traditional pigs blood for the Carrie thing?

Pigs Shmigs.... use human blood. (Cheerfully donated of course.)

Hmm, do bees have blood? Maybe we can make some pudding out of it and combine all these ideas!

Sort of.. But it's not the same as normal blood.

I read somewhere that bee pudding is a delicacy in various Middle Eastern countries.

... And what I mean by 'read it somewhere', I mean above. Where I just wrote it.

If you puree the entire bee it would probably have an interesting stingy... tangy flavour. Like citrus!

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

I read somewhere that bee pudding is a delicacy in various Middle Eastern countries.

... And what I mean by 'read it somewhere', I mean above. Where I just wrote it.

Good enough for me!

Maybe I can slip some bee pudding into Channah's next dinner party. That would so frickin awesome. :eager:

To be a fly on the wall at that party.... *sniggers*

Perhaps a laxative would make a good addition to this dinner party...