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#26
Old 10-27-2018, 06:16 AM

That would be great ;D

I currently have an idea of some tentacle-y monster XD

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Old 10-27-2018, 06:25 AM


sounds tinglie

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Old 10-27-2018, 06:28 AM

Yeah, and also lots of noise makers...hence why I was wondering if my drawing skills are up to par given it's pretty complicated by my standards.

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Old 10-27-2018, 06:50 PM

I'll have to post away if I carve one! But as it is I just have two tiny pumpkins!!! Ack!

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Old 10-29-2018, 01:36 AM

Welp, here goes...

What's behind the door?
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What happens next?:


You throw the door open, and a giant mass of...something nearly topples over you.

"WAAARGH!!" The thing roars as it rights itself.

"AAAAAHHH!!" You scream, a good 16 octaves higher than usual.

The thing was a writhing mass of oily black coils and eyes, with several maws full of razor sharp teeth. You scramble back as far as possible and hit the wall with a thump. Your life flashes before your eyes.

"Nooo don't eat me!" You cry at the same time thing bellows, "IT'S ABOUT TIME!"

"...Wait, what?" Your mouth was probably gaping rather unattractively at the moment, but that was the furthest thing from your mind.

"I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR DAYS! DAYS!!" The thing shouts, waving its tentacles at you, however, you could hear that its voice was more frustrated than hungry, and that made you pause, taking in the monster a bit more fully than before.

Belatedly, you notice the thing was holding several objects within its multitude of limbs. There was a frying pan, a cooking pot, a stirring spoon, and a kitchen knife, along with forks, egg-whipper, and more. There was also a chef's hat perched haphazardly on what appears to be the head region of the thing.

"Uh..." You cautiously ask, "What have you been waiting for?" Hopefully not you as its dinner, you think.

"PROTEIN! CARBOHYDRATES! FIBERS AND MINERALS!" The thing yells through its many mouths, "WHY HAVE THESE NOT BEEN PROVIDED TO ME? HOW CAN I MAKE DELICIOUSNESS WITHOUT THESE VITAL ELEMENTS??"

"Err..." You say intelligently.

"ARE YOU DAFT OR WHAT? BRING ME MY OFFERINGS!" The thing screeches at you reproachfully. The limb wielding the kitchen knife whips dangerously past your scalp.

Coherency finally returns to you and you scramble up from the ground and lurch downstairs towards the kitchen pantry, located on the other side of the mansion for some reason, and grab as many edible items you could find.

Laden with a large chunk of ham, cheese, bottles of salt, pepper, and sugar, along with what looks like a small pot of rosemary, you run back to the room, half hoping the monster is gone, but at the same time terrified it would still be there and possibly eat you.

Unfortunately, (or fortunately, depending on perspective,) the monster is still there when you return.

"HM, COULD USE MORE VARIETY OF SPICES," the creature muses, but accepts the items and retreats back into the room. The door slams shut behind it.

Soon, heavenly scents begin wafting from under the door. You feel simultaneously the urge to take the time and run and wanting to stay and bask in the aroma further.

Ultimately, the smells (and perhaps a little fear) keep you rooted in front of the door, and within half an hour the door slams open once again.

"HERE," The tentacle monster says, unceremoniously dumping a huge platter of the most succulent glazed ham roast you have ever seen into your arms, "MEDIOCRE QUALITY, BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GIVING ME MEDIOCRE INGREDIENTS. NOW, YOU BRING ME BETTER FOODSTUFFS TOMORROW, YES?"

You nod nervously.

"GOOD." And with that final comment, the creature retreats and the door closes for the final time.

Later, belly full of the most delicious dish you have ever had, you wonder if Bartholomew will return tomorrow and a small part of you hopes he doesn't. That glazed ham was truly out of this world.

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Old 10-29-2018, 01:42 AM


Good luck!

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Old 10-29-2018, 01:48 AM

Thank you! Good thing our classes are inside a computer room so I have time to do all that.

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Old 10-29-2018, 01:49 AM


And that you multitask so well

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Old 10-29-2018, 01:52 AM

Nah, I completely missed what the instructor said for the past couple hours.

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Old 10-29-2018, 02:05 AM


Don't get called on

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Old 10-29-2018, 02:32 AM

The instructor doesn't call on people for the most part, thankfully.

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Old 10-29-2018, 02:47 AM


That's good I blush easily and I am an awful liar and really can't be S off the top of my head easily

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Old 10-29-2018, 02:55 AM

This image reminds me of the kids book " In the dark dark house" lol!

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Old 10-29-2018, 03:36 AM

What's In the Dark Dark House?

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Old 10-29-2018, 08:59 PM

aww, i wish i could enter. :( but i sprained my drawin wrist. great contest tho Howdy, as always.

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Old 10-29-2018, 10:12 PM

Bump in the night, eh? That could be the name of my nethers after a shave...

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Old 10-29-2018, 11:46 PM


lol. only hufa would think that

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#43
Old 10-30-2018, 04:00 AM

So far Ant is unopposed.

Quick, find a small town to run for mayor. You just might win.

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#44
Old 10-30-2018, 04:24 AM

I'd need a very, very small town to succeed, lmao.

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Old 10-30-2018, 06:21 AM

What's behind the door?
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What happens next?:

"Bloop!"

That's all you hear before glimpsing a headless apparition with peace signs for eyeboxes. An undead antiwar protester? A beheaded goth hipster? What is this madness!?

Of course, you don't stick around to find out. You hightail it out of there, careful to savor the luxe feeling of the intricately patterned carpet underfoot one last time. Grabbing hold of the bannister, you clear the landing, somehow keeping from slipping down the polished, winding staircases all the way to the ground floor.

You beeline out the front door and down the manicured lawns, not stopping until half an acre is between you and the mansion. You turn back in time to see the door you've just exited slam; despite yourself, in your high-adrenaline state, you swear you hear that addictive hook from All The Single Ladies blaring.

Naturally, you drop it low for about a minute or so, gyrating like a maniac. Then you flee the premises in your unmarked white van.

You'll definitely be calling up Uncle Bartleby-or-whatever after all this is done. Not only have you left behind your prized collection of phallic paraphernalia, but you also find him easy on the eyes.

That sizable fortune sure does help.

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#46
Old 10-30-2018, 06:30 AM

lol

Yay for another entry!

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Old 10-30-2018, 06:36 AM

Added my username and the date, too, cuz I didn't remember!

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#48
Old 10-30-2018, 07:11 AM

Those are easy to forget.

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#49
Old 10-31-2018, 10:52 PM


they are easy to forget ;p

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Old 11-01-2018, 12:21 AM

Only two entries so far...I wonder if more people will enter before the event ends.

 


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