...and very naked! :shock: If someone can suggest an intro guide on how to get money/clothes to hide my shame, I'd be grateful!

Welcome to Menewsha! The two main ways to earn gold here are posting and playing games. The amount you can earn playing games has a daily limit of 250 gold. If you have any more questions they are answered in the sticky thread under the New Meat forum and check out the thread in my siggy it's a charity forum with a lot of nice people.

Welcome to Menewsha! I'll give you the sticky links, starter guide and gold earning guide. I hope you like it here and don't be afraid to venture out into the forums. c:

Thanks for your help! I'll check it out.

Hey Hemlock Tea, and Welcome to Menewsha! Yoi see you've gotten some help already!
Have Fun ;)

Also, ask questions if you have them. :3

I'm new as well - getting clothes is kind of the first hurdle. XD

Welcome to Menewsha! It won't take long and you'll be swimming in awesome clothes.

Welcome to Menewsha c:
It's very nice to meet you!