MAD LIB #5
1. Name of Menewshan:HIM_ROCK
2. Geographical location:New Brunswick, New Jersey
3. Animal:sheep
4. Verb ending in -ing:pooping
5. Noun:shampoo
6. Number:seven
7. Verb:smash
8. Place:the local playground
9. Noun:soap
10. Body Part - plural:fingers
11. Angry Phrase:Where were you?!
12. Adjective:bendy
13. Food:french fries
14. TV Show:Curb Your Enthusiasm
15. Verb Ending in -ing:watching
16. Noun:melody
17. Noun:cacophony
18. Number:1234567890


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MAD LIB #9
1. Comparative Adjective:nicer
2. Adjective:rude
3. Name of Menewshan:Cora
4. Adjective:complacent
5. Color:brown
6. Adjective:loving
7. Color:lime green
8. Exclaimed Phrase:YAY!
9. Animal - Plural:seagulls
10. Body Part:ponytail
11. Body Part:lip
12. Adjective:fun
13. Color:turquoise
14. Article of Clothing:sundress
15. Noun:sponge
16. Time with AM/PM:6:25 PM
17. Vehicle:mini-van
18. Adjective:exciting
19. Adjective:insane
20. Plural Noun:cultures
21. Food:panini
22. Liquid:apple juice
23. Body Part:shoulder
24. Body Part:elbow
25. Song with name of Artist:Wannabe by The Spice Girls
26. An Emotion:glad
27. Adjective:transparent
28. Number:777


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MAD LIB #11
1. Name of Menewshan:Wonderlands
2. Verb Ending in -ing:shaming
3. Verb:do
4. Superlative Adjective:most correct
5. Superlative Adjective:least happy
6. Phrase:I miss you.
7. Verb:love
8. Verb:hate
9. Plural Noun:stories
10. Plural Noun:conversations
11. Verb:fire
12. Noun:keyboard
13. Adjective:creative
14. Verb:dance
15. Noun:exception
16. Verb:jump
17. Body Part - Plural:arms
18. Verb:cry
19. Color:yellow
20. Comparative Adjective:nicest
21. Verb:drive
22. Verb:edit

Ok. I'm totally gonna try this. *concentrates*

MAD LIB #2
1. Number: 12
2. Verb: awesome
3. Name of Menewshan: Emilio
4. Animal - Plural: puppies!
5. Verb: romantic
6. Place: the Fairgrounds
7. Verb ending in -ing: running!
8. Verb ending in -ing: shopping!
9. Noun: briefcase
10. Name of Website: creepypasta.com
11. Plural Noun: shoes
12. Adjective: trendy
13. Noun: friend
14. Plural Noun: aliens
15. Adjective: large
16. Onomatopoeia Sound: POOF! *laughs*
17. Superlative Adjective: cutest ever!

MAD LIB #1
1. Superlative Adjective: most excelent
2. Name of Menewshan: Hummy
3. Place: Cali
4. Adjective: Hot
5. Plural Noun: cars
6. Adjective: awesome
7. Plural Noun: spoons
8. Adjective: sweet
9. Food - Plural:watermelons
10. Noun: queen
11. Noun: squirel
12. Famous Person: Ru Paul
13. Adjective: small
14. Article of Clothing: belt
15. An Emotion:sentimental
16. Number:33
17. Verb:lick

Now this story might sound unpredictable, but cross my dorsal scapular artery and hope to learn, it’s all true.

This summer, my good friend onsenmark: and I were out spelling in the woods. The hour was late and the moon shone sheepishly in the sky. We had just crawled into our purchasing bags, when suddenly the darkness was bathed with light.

Moving out of our tents, we were met with an unbelievable sight. It was a flying SUV, hovering in the sky above us! It just couldn’t be! My thoracodorsal nerve practically hit the floor. I was left speechless, but onsenmark managed to exclaim, “Hooray!”

Just then a bright blue rhythm shot forth from the SUV, striking us both. onsenmark and I began to rise up into the air. And before I knew it, we were aboard the craft.

Surrounding us were little green men, who were no more than 8 feet tall. None of them made a sound, or even creeped. I was cheerful. “What do they want with us?!” I said aloud. “I don’t know,” onsenmark replied, “I just hope they don’t wanna bop our larynxes.”

A door swept open, and there entered a separate alien, dressed in a gold necklace. I guessed he was the leader. “Don’t be afraid,” It spoke, “We will not harm you.”

“Woah,” I exclaimed, “You can speak Catalan?!”

“Yes.” It continued. “We come from the planet Snurly. We have been visiting your planet for 6 milliseconds, and have now decided it is time to unite our two races in harmony. And we wish for you two to be our emissaries.”

“Wow, that’s so cool! Thanks a lot!” onsenmark reached out and shook what looked like the leader’s olecranon. The aliens gasped. “You just honked my olecranon! On our world there is no bigger sign of disrespect. You humans aren’t as civilized as we assumed. Return them!”

And as the SUV flew out of site, onsenmark said, “Oh well. We may not have harmony, but who else can say they honked an alien’s olecranon?”

salvete:

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

The weather was starting to get cuter, which can only mean one thing. Summer is coming, and school would be over soon. But before that: Prom Time!

First step: Who to ask? There are so many taco-scented people in my grade. But in truth, I had my eye on hummy:. hummy is so Licorice-flavored. With Blorange eyes and grandma-loving electric blue hair. I gathered up my courage, and asked hummy if she’d go to the prom with me. To my delight she said, "Menacing Mothballs!" What luck!

The night of the prom I was so nervous, it felt like I had capybaras in my stomach. I was so anxious, I ended up putting my left shoe on my nose and my right shoe on my ear. Man, would I have looked silly if I showed up like that.

I arrived at hummy's at 7 PM. Boy, did she look lovable in her pink right sock. hummy's mom took our picture by the Nancy Kerrigan, and her dad made us promise to be back by 4:20 PM (blaze it).

hummy was surprised to see that I had rented a unicycle for the occasion. Nothing’s too balanced for my date. Ten minutes later we entered the gym. It was so banned, decorated with streamers and farts.

The school had put out quite a spread, with hot human faces and a bowl of ice cold sea water. We decided to eat later.

We stepped out onto the floor. hummy took my clavicle and I put my arm around her spinal column. "I will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston began to play. “This is my favorite song.” I said. “Mine too,” hummy replied, “it makes me feel fear!”

All in all, it was a colorful evening. One I’ll remember even if I live to be 6.

Elirona:

What a memorable date. xD

MAD LIB #10
1. Superlative Adjective:most gorgeous
2. Name of Famous Person:Harrison Ford
3. Name of Menewshan:bloodstainedwings
4. Adjective:golden
5. Verb - Past Tense:made
6. Noun:land
7. Number:a thousand
8. Noun:ribbon
9. Plural Noun:valleys
10. Noun:highway
11. Verb Ending in -ing:walking
12. Body Part - Plural:ankles
13. Animal:cat
14. Article of Clothing:glasses
15. Adjective:sold-out
16. Body Part:heel
17. A Nationality:Indian
18. Food:beef
19. Food:broccoli
20. A Famous Monument:Redwood Forest
21. Adjective:evil
22. Plural Noun:discounts
23. Adjective:endless
24. Plural Noun:rebates
25. Plural Noun:sales
26. Verb:purchase


MAD LIB #7
1. Name of City/Town:Tucson, Arizona
2. Plural Noun:papers
3. Name of City/Town:Sacramento, California
4. Plural Noun:figurines
5. Celebrity:Jennifer Lopez
6. Name of Menewshan:marnie
7. Place:New Haven
8. Name of Another Menewshan:hummy
9. Adverb:happily
10. Noun:box
11. Adjective:jolly
12. Animal:reindeer
13. Verb:yawn
14. Adverb:frantically
15. Exclaimed Phrase:That is incredible!
16. Number:96
17. Number:69
18. Body Part – Plural:ears
19. Adverb:tiredly
20. Body Part – Plural:fibulas
21. Verb – Past Tense:slammed
22. Verb – Past Tense:wrestled
23. Verb – Past Tense:whistled
24. Body Part – Plural:patellae
25. Food:cheerios

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

Now this story might sound unpredictable, but cross my dorsal scapular artery and hope to learn, it’s all true.

This summer, my good friend onsenmark: and I were out spelling in the woods. The hour was late and the moon shone sheepishly in the sky. We had just crawled into our purchasing bags, when suddenly the darkness was bathed with light.

Moving out of our tents, we were met with an unbelievable sight. It was a flying SUV, hovering in the sky above us! It just couldn’t be! My thoracodorsal nerve practically hit the floor. I was left speechless, but onsenmark managed to exclaim, “Hooray!”

Just then a bright blue rhythm shot forth from the SUV, striking us both. onsenmark and I began to rise up into the air. And before I knew it, we were aboard the craft.

Surrounding us were little green men, who were no more than 8 feet tall. None of them made a sound, or even creeped. I was cheerful. “What do they want with us?!” I said aloud. “I don’t know,” onsenmark replied, “I just hope they don’t wanna bop our larynxes.”

A door swept open, and there entered a separate alien, dressed in a gold necklace. I guessed he was the leader. “Don’t be afraid,” It spoke, “We will not harm you.”

“Woah,” I exclaimed, “You can speak Catalan?!”

“Yes.” It continued. “We come from the planet Snurly. We have been visiting your planet for 6 milliseconds, and have now decided it is time to unite our two races in harmony. And we wish for you two to be our emissaries.”

“Wow, that’s so cool! Thanks a lot!” onsenmark reached out and shook what looked like the leader’s olecranon. The aliens gasped. “You just honked my olecranon! On our world there is no bigger sign of disrespect. You humans aren’t as civilized as we assumed. Return them!”

And as the SUV flew out of site, onsenmark said, “Oh well. We may not have harmony, but who else can say they honked an alien’s olecranon?”

salvete:

LOL that was hilarious

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MAD LIB #8
1. Adjective:
2. Letter of the Alphabet:U
3. Verb Ending in -ing:joining
4. Body Part:tongue
5. Name of Menewshan:IcetheArtist
6. Place:Yellowstone National Park
7. Adjective:inflamed
8. Body Part - Plural:tonsils
9. Adjective:red
10. Number:fifty
11. Article of Clothing:necktie
12. Verb:talk
13. Verb Ending in -ing:making
14. Body Part:nostril
15. Adjective:flaring
16. Plural Noun:business cards
17. Verb:translate
18. Verb - Past Tense:climbed
19. Adjective:ticklish
20. Onomatopoeia Sound:pop
21. Verb - Past Tense:chased
22. Article of Clothing:skirt
23. Animal:elephant
24. Superlative Adjective:comeliest
25. Body Part:throat
26. Superlative Adjective:homeliest

looks for form with an Onomatopoeia cuz i like to seeya peeya

MAD LIB #8
1. Adjective:smooth
2. Letter of the Alphabet:F
3. Verb Ending in -ing:blending
4. Body Part:wrist
5. Name of Menewshan:Meph Scwartzmann
6. Place:the kitchen
7. Adjective:hot
8. Body Part - Plural:carpal bones
9. Adjective:stiff
10. Number:2016
11. Article of Clothing:bracelet
12. Verb:pour
13. Verb Ending in -ing:scooping
14. Body Part:metacarpal
15. Adjective:fluffy
16. Plural Noun:marshmallows
17. Verb:whip
18. Verb - Past Tense:left
19. Adjective:nice
20. Onomatopoeia Sound:slash
21. Verb - Past Tense:blended
22. Article of Clothing:necklace
23. Animal:cow
24. Superlative Adjective:most decorated
25. Body Part:hand
26. Superlative Adjective:least honorable


MAD LIB #8
1. Adjective:livid
2. Letter of the Alphabet:X
3. Verb Ending in -ing:opening
4. Body Part:index finger
5. Name of Menewshan:Wonderlands
6. Place:The Grand Canyon
7. Adjective:stalkerish
8. Body Part - Plural:biceps
9. Adjective:handsome
10. Number:54321
11. Article of Clothing:flannels
12. Verb:educate
13. Verb Ending in -ing:scratching
14. Body Part:left ulna
15. Adjective:enervated
16. Plural Noun:dens
17. Verb:ask
18. Verb - Past Tense:searched
19. Adjective:imminent
20. Onomatopoeia Sound:whoosh
21. Verb - Past Tense:levitated
22. Article of Clothing:trousers
23. Animal:jackalope
24. Superlative Adjective:jumpiest
25. Body Part:sternum
26. Superlative Adjective:eeriest


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MAD LIB #11
1. Name of Menewshan:VixieMooCow
2. Verb Ending in -ing:organizing
3. Verb:spy (on)
4. Superlative Adjective:dreariest
5. Superlative Adjective:dearest
6. Phrase:I love you.
7. Verb:need
8. Verb:satisfy
9. Plural Noun:monies
10. Plural Noun:goldies
11. Verb:teach
12. Noun:soul
13. Adjective:full
14. Verb:theorize
15. Noun:baby
16. Verb:vaporize
17. Body Part - Plural:bellies
18. Verb:obliterate
19. Color:black
20. Comparative Adjective:juicier
21. Verb:eat
22. Verb:squeeze

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

It was so boring today, and so hot. I slept outside as the summer sun ate my face. Should I bathe to the mall and buy some boobs? Nah, I only had 3 dollars. I could go on tumblr.com and look at pictures of houses that are bigger on the inside than on the outside. But I did that yesterday.

And then the idea robbed me! Let’s have a pool party!

I sleepily ran to Mom and asked if it was okay. She caved in and inquired if my room was speedy. I scoffed. My room is always speedy! “Then it’s fine with me,” she conceded. I let out a door hinge and gave her a big catapult.

First I called Shelly, and told her to get her Achilles' Tendon over here pronto. “Oh,” I said, “and don’t wear that creamy white bikini. It makes you look like a verbose coloring book.” She was offended, but I did her a favor.

Then I called Billy and told him to quit coloring a giant that is tired and get his trunks on.

I then texted Miranda. Miranda texted Olivia. Olivia called Arthur. Arthur told Michael, and so.

304 minutes later my backyard was crammed with corrupt teenagers. Isaac Matthews was being a total brag, just because he can squeeze. What a nerd. But then Jerry pulled down Isaac’s crop top and we all laughed at his elbow.

Mom had just served hot chocolate puddings when Dystopia:, the coolest kid in school showed up. My inner thight hit the floor. I couldn’t believe it. Dystipia only hangs out with the really popular carrots.

“Hey Dystopia,” I stammered, “g-glad you could make it.” – “Yeah, looks like a gangrenous party.” Dystopia said. I’m sure my belly button turned bright red. My boring day had just turned into the bounciest day ever.

Elirona:

gangreneoust. + Dystopia. ... interesting. xD

I'm loving these stories. and you're such an awesome Carrot Eli!

MAD LIB #5
1. Name of Menewshan:Damia Flagg
2. Geographical location:Angry Orchard
3. Animal:human
4. Verb ending in -ing:swapping
5. Noun:playlist
6. Number:12765
7. Verb:watch
8. Place:Los Angeles
9. Noun:mustard
10. Body Part - plural:toes
11. Angry Phrase:Shut up!
12. Adjective:subtle
13. Food:apple
14. TV Show:Animal Planet
15. Verb Ending in -ing:trying
16. Noun:ingredient
17. Noun:flavor
18. Number:0


MAD LIB #6
1. Adjective:hard
2. Body Part:knee
3. Verb:taste
4. Name of Menewshan:McNugget
5. Verb Ending in -ing:relating
6. Adverb:enthusiastically
7. Verb Ending in -ing:turning
8. Verb Ending in -ing:throwing
9. Vehicle:jeep
10. Body Part:snout
11. Exclaimed Phrase:I'm so excited!
12. Noun:dessert
13. Number:4
14. Verb - Past tense:cuddled
15. Adjective:exquisite
16. Verb:recreate
17. Body Part - Plural:dimples
18. Article of Clothing:crop top
19. A Language:English
20. Made Up Word:budmud
21. Number:382828
22. Measurement of Time:minute
23. Body Part:neck
24. Body Part:tail


MAD LIB #3
1. Adjective:wasted
2. Place:The Zoo
3. Verb:high-five
4. Plural Noun:skies
5. Verb:clap
6. Noun:challenge
7. Name of Menewshan:Bearzy
8. Adjective:happy
9. Plural Noun:noodles
10. Animal:eagle
11. Nonsense Word:Chair Monkey
12. Verb:camp
13. Noun:summer
14. Adjective:washed
15. Phrase:You are my sunshine.
16. Adjective:clean
17. Onomatopoeia Sound:vroom vroom
18. Animal:penguin
19. Body Plat - Plural:lips
20. Measurement of Time - Plural:hours

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

Oh my gosh... just wow... xD this was amazing. i did not expect music to come into these. xD

The weather was starting to get paler, which can only mean one thing. Summer is coming, and school would be over soon. But before that: Prom Time!

First step: Who to ask? There are so many see-through people in my grade. But in truth, I had my eye on Shadami:. Shadami is so unclear. With yellow-green eyes and shiny green-yellow hair. I gathered up my courage, and asked Shadami if she’d go to the prom with me. To my delight she said, “Woohoo!” What luck!

The night of the prom I was so nervous, it felt like I had sheep in my stomach. I was so anxious, I ended up putting my left shoe on my rhomboid major muscle and my right shoe on my rhomboid minor muscle. Man, would I have looked silly if I showed up like that.

I arrived at Shadami's at 7 PM. Boy, did she look soft in her violet skirt. Shadami's mom took our picture by the lover, and her dad made us promise to be back by 3:52PM.

Shadami was surprised to see that I had rented a motorcycle for the occasion. Nothing’s too delicate for my date. Ten minutes later we entered the gym. It was so precious, decorated with streamers and photo albums.

The school had put out quite a spread, with hot corn on the cob and a bowl of ice cold orange juice. We decided to eat later.

We stepped out onto the floor. Shadami took my teres major muscle and I put my arm around her teres minor muscle. Halo by Beyonce began to play. “This is my favorite song.” I said. “Mine too,” Shadami replied, “it makes me feel so sad!"

All in all, it was a tired evening. One I’ll remember even if I live to be 4.

salvete:

MAD LIB #11
1. Name of Menewshan:R u b y
2. Verb Ending in -ing:driving
3. Verb:look
4. Superlative Adjective:hungriest
5. Superlative Adjective:thirstiest
6. Phrase:Let's get started.
7. Verb:see
8. Verb:twerk
9. Plural Noun:feathers
10. Plural Noun:balloons
11. Verb:dance
12. Noun:ballet
13. Adjective:clean
14. Verb:procreate
15. Noun:sleepover
16. Verb:place
17. Body Part - Plural:masseters
18. Verb:laugh
19. Color:hot pink
20. Comparative Adjective:better
21. Verb:bake
22. Verb:cook


MAD LIB #7
1. Name of City/Town:Las Vegas
2. Plural Noun:rooms
3. Name of City/Town:Brussels
4. Plural Noun:razors
5. Celebrity:Raven Symone
6. Name of Menewshan:Roxxxy
7. Place:Rhode Island
8. Name of Another Menewshan:Roachi
9. Adverb:heavily
10. Noun:rim
11. Adjective:rushed
12. Animal:frog
13. Verb:rock
14. Adverb:horribly
15. Exclaimed Phrase:Run!
16. Number:1
17. Number:2
18. Body Part – Plural:knuckles
19. Adverb:wrongly
20. Body Part – Plural:ribs
21. Verb – Past Tense:rubbed
22. Verb – Past Tense:robbed
23. Verb – Past Tense:rigged
24. Body Part – Plural:joints
25. Food:watermelon


MAD LIB #9
1. Comparative Adjective:fuzzier
2. Adjective:sliced
3. Name of Menewshan:ARG! Not again!
4. Adjective:overhanging
5. Color:black
6. Adjective:covered
7. Color:yellow
8. Exclaimed Phrase:Eureka!
9. Animal - Plural:blended
10. Body Part:palms
11. Body Part:soles
12. Adjective:heavenly
13. Color:white
14. Article of Clothing:anklet
15. Noun:electricity
16. Time with AM/PM:9:33pm
17. Vehicle:taxi cab
18. Adjective:moistened
19. Adjective:added
20. Plural Noun:sides
21. Food:syrup
22. Liquid:water
23. Body Part:fingernail
24. Body Part:skin
25. Song with name of Artist:Baby by Justin Biber
26. An Emotion:content
27. Adjective:large
28. Number:8272016

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

I can hardly believe it! School is over and there are 3 days of summer to look forward to! I can't wait to eat with my friend Nephila:. We'll go down to the creek and catch lions and then contain in the lake.

My parents said we'll all be taking a road trip to the back of the closet. I can't wait. Until then, they don't want me dealing my summer. No stealing in front of the TV for hours on end, or spending my time looking at tree videos on YouKillEmWeGrillEm.com.

So Nephila and I decided to start a business washing websites. People can bring their websites to my house. We'll polish them up and make sure they're all congealed. I'll wipe down the monster and Neph can scrub the cabbages. It'll be broken work, but a great way to make extra money. I can already hear the cash register go Oingo Boing!

I think this may be the tiniest summer ever!

Elirona:

technically you do need to have a tree to grill... unless its a propane grill. xD

This summer I had the itchiest vacation of my life. My family and I went to Susan B. Anthony World! I was so excited! Along for the trip was my best friend, star200shadow who was equally as long.

My jaw carved as we entered the park. You have to pass through a gate shaped like a giant stallion. It was incredible. Inside it was so crowded. There must have been five people there. We couldn’t wait to get started.

Our first ride was the Wild Pleasure, a massive roller coaster. star is afraid of shopping carts and was a bit apprehensive. But I said there was nothing to worry about. And if she got scared, she could hold on to my mirror. The fuss was all for nothing, as star was laughing and watching with the rest of us, our abdomens waving in the air.

After the ride we spotted Carl Cow, the park mascot. You couldn’t miss the bright yellow shirt he was wearing. Mom wanted to take our picture with him, but I was too calico. star didn’t mind though, and even planted a big kiss on Carl’s heart.

After a few more attractions, we were all famished, so we stopped at a park restaurant that served American food. I ordered the spaghetti and honey. Vince had a big plate of pancakes. And Mom and Dad shared an order of chicken tenders shaped like the Washington Monument. Everything tasted so obese.

The hours flew by and soon it was dark. The park looked so cool at night decorated with lights and diets. We were all pretty sweet but looking forward to the fireworks. I had never seen so many kinds. Some were shaped like candies and others like clouds. It was the perfect end to the perfect day, and I can’t wait to taste again.

salvete:

MAD LIB #14
1. Adjective:buttery
2. Adjective:favorite
3. Superlative Adjective:hardest
4. Name of Menewshan: secretdae007
5. Food - Plural:croutons
6. Noun:selfie
7. Preposition:during
8. Verb:like
9. Adjective:good
10. Place:the cafe on the corner
11. A Sport:golf
12. City/Town:Silicon Valley
13. Animal:pigeon
14. City/Town:Mountain View
15. Plural Noun:video games
16. Adjective:fast
17. Noun:flash
18. Adjective:camouflaged
19. Liquid:iced tea
20. Holiday:the fourth of july
21. Animal:horse
22. Verb Ending in -ing:taking
23. Body Part:eyelid
24. Fantasy Creature:dragon
25. Noun:answer
26. Food - Plural:omelettes
27. Adjective:scary
28. Verb:time-travel


MAD LIB #15
1. Verb - Past Tense:garnished
2. Verb - Past Tense:seemed
3. Verb:whip and nae-nae
4. Plural Noun:people
5. Number:21331
6. A Website:Youtube
7. Plural Noun:characters
8. Verb - Past Tense:loved
9. Adverb:legitimately
10. Verb - Past Tense:appeared
11. Adjective:epic
12. Noun:mash-up
13. Noun:superhero
14. Body Part:back
15. Color:green
16. Adjective:cool
17. Noun:originality
18. Verb Ending in -ing:sending
19. Noun:human
20. Number:five
21. Adjective:licked
22. Verb:invent
23. Article of Clothing:fedora
24. Body Part:skull
25. Food - Plural:salads
26. Name of Menewshan:Siipu
27. Body Part:taste bud
28. Plural Noun:cheetos
29. Adjective:long
30. Body Part:chin
31. Superlative Adjective:best


MAD LIB #6
1. Adjective:meaty
2. Body Part:humerus
3. Verb:announce
4. Name of Menewshan:Chexala
5. Verb Ending in -ing:ogling
6. Adverb:amazingly
7. Verb Ending in -ing:sightseeing
8. Verb Ending in -ing:talking
9. Vehicle:airplane
10. Body Part:cheek
11. Exclaimed Phrase:I'm lovin' it!
12. Noun:tattoo
13. Number:16286
14. Verb - Past tense:focused
15. Adjective:insane
16. Verb:love
17. Body Part - Plural:vertebrae
18. Article of Clothing:ring
19. A Language:Japanese
20. Made Up Word:jich
21. Number:1407329
22. Measurement of Time:millenium
23. Body Part:bicep
24. Body Part:tricep

This summer, Mom and Dad took me and my kindest friend, Queen_Andais: on a trip to Stareater's cave. The weather there is very hot. Northern Stareater's cave has lots of kitties, and they make big toasters there too. I wish I had one!

The people of Stareater's cave have such a big culture. They love to eat deep fried tacos and are very proud of their big toast.

Queen and I went to see the fisherman of Johnny Depp, the most famous person in Stareater's cave. Queen is a big fan, and was so bop, she almost wet her swimsuit.

Knowing we'd have to eventually leave made me surprised, but I know even if I should live to be 42, this is a trip i'll never run.

Shadami:

This summer, Mom and Dad took me and my strongest friend, zigbigadorlube on a trip to home sweet home. The weather there is very blazing. Northern home sweet home has lots of gypsies, and they make licentious times there too. I wish I had one!

The people of home sweet home have such a proud culture. They love to eat deep fried onions and are very proud of their big turn.

zig and I went to see the fire of the Man in the Moon, the most famous person in home sweet home. zig is a big fan, and was so righteous, she almost wet her hat.

Knowing we'd have to eventually leave made me lonely, but I know even if I should live to be 77, this is a trip i'll never tell.

salvete:

I wonder if all the vending machines at Susan B. Anthony World take fifty cent pieces.

MAD LIB #2
1. Number:1091385
2. Verb:synchronize
3. Name of Menewshan:APBCole
4. Animal - Plural:squirrels
5. Verb:dehumanize
6. Place:the highway
7. Verb ending in -ing:connecting
8. Verb ending in -ing:breaking
9. Noun:buffer
10. Name of Website:Facebook
11. Plural Noun:jams
12. Adjective:reduced
13. Noun:traffic
14. Plural Noun:drivers
15. Adjective:selective
16. Onomatopoeia Sound:kaboom
17. Superlative Adjective:slowest


MAD LIB #1
1. Superlative Adjective:latest
2. Name of Menewshan:AliciaNwonderland
3. Place:the theater
4. Adjective:funny
5. Plural Noun:potatoes
6. Adjective:horrible
7. Plural Noun:outfits
8. Adjective:normal
9. Food - Plural:cauliflowers
10. Noun:lover
11. Noun:date
12. Famous Person:Bill Nye the Science Guy
13. Adjective:dense
14. Article of Clothing:dress pants
15. An Emotion:
16. Number:42
17. Verb:joke


MAD LIB #12
1. Name of Menewshan:sailor star rainbow
2. Verb:melt
3. Body Part:manubrium
4. Adjective:reactive
5. Noun:dinner
6. Article of Clothing:shorts
7. Article of Clothing:tanktop
8. Adjective:amazing
9. Noun:boss
10. Noun:gibberish
11. Phrase That Begins with "Don't":Don't. Just don't.
12. Noun:dessert
13. Adjective:boring
14. Verb:headbang
15. Adjective:classy
16. Noun:lunch
17. Verb Ending in -ing:enjoying
18. Adjective:beloved
19. Adjective:ugly
20. Verb Ending in -ing:serving
21. Article of Clothing:tuxedo
22. Plural Noun:weddings
23. Verb:freeze
24. Verb:pop
25. Noun:bowl
26. Verb - Past Tense:marry
27. Comparative Adjective:most annoying
28. Verb - Past Tense:begged
29. Comparative Adjective:holiest


---------- Post added 08-27-2016 at 08:59 PM ----------

Originally Posted by Mr. Wrong

I wonder if all the vending machines at Susan B. Anthony World take fifty cent pieces.

hahaha I think these are all so hilarious

MAD LIB #2
1. Number: 88
2. Verb: Scream
3. Name of Menewshan: Captain Howdy XD
4. Animal - Plural:Ducks
5. Verb: punch
6. Place: Arcade
7. Verb ending in -ing: Munching
8. Verb ending in -ing: Crunching
9. Noun: beanch
10. Name of Website: tittyboob.com
11. Plural Noun: Desks
12. Adjective:foamy
13. Noun: Table
14. Plural Noun: Chairs
15. Adjective:Frothy
16. Onomatopoeia Sound: WHOMP
17. Superlative Adjective:Happiest

I can hardly believe it! School is over and there are 12 days of summer to look forward to! I can't wait to swirl with my friend Linnea:. We'll go down to the creek and catch peacocks and then have in the lake.

My parents said we'll all be taking a road trip to Atlanta, Georgia. I can't wait. Until then, they don't want me destroying my summer. No tasting in front of the TV for hours on end, or spending my time looking at hellfire videos on Gaia Online.

So Linnea and I decided to start a business washing umbrellas. People can bring their umbrellas to my house. We'll polish them up and make sure they're all sear. I'll wipe down the loon and Linnea can scrub the villains. It'll be human work, but a great way to make extra money. I can already hear the cash register go boom!

I think this may be the darkest summer ever!

salvete:

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

The weather was starting to get paler, which can only mean one thing. Summer is coming, and school would be over soon. But before that: Prom Time!

First step: Who to ask? There are so many see-through people in my grade. But in truth, I had my eye on Shadami:. Shadami is so unclear. With yellow-green eyes and shiny green-yellow hair. I gathered up my courage, and asked Shadami if she’d go to the prom with me. To my delight she said, “Woohoo!” What luck!

The night of the prom I was so nervous, it felt like I had sheep in my stomach. I was so anxious, I ended up putting my left shoe on my rhomboid major muscle and my right shoe on my rhomboid minor muscle. Man, would I have looked silly if I showed up like that.

I arrived at Shadami's at 7 PM. Boy, did she look soft in her violet skirt. Shadami's mom took our picture by the lover, and her dad made us promise to be back by 3:52PM.

Shadami was surprised to see that I had rented a motorcycle for the occasion. Nothing’s too delicate for my date. Ten minutes later we entered the gym. It was so precious, decorated with streamers and photo albums.

The school had put out quite a spread, with hot corn on the cob and a bowl of ice cold orange juice. We decided to eat later.

We stepped out onto the floor. Shadami took my teres major muscle and I put my arm around her teres minor muscle. Halo by Beyonce began to play. “This is my favorite song.” I said. “Mine too,” Shadami replied, “it makes me feel so sad!"

All in all, it was a tired evening. One I’ll remember even if I live to be 4.

salvete:

awwww Salvete. best date ever ! I've always wanted to ride a motorcycle :D

---------- Post added 08-27-2016 at 09:03 PM ----------

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

This summer, Mom and Dad took me and my kindest friend, Queen_Andais: on a trip to Stareater's cave. The weather there is very hot. Northern Stareater's cave has lots of kitties, and they make big toasters there too. I wish I had one!

The people of Stareater's cave have such a big culture. They love to eat deep fried tacos and are very proud of their big toast.

Queen and I went to see the fisherman of Johnny Depp, the most famous person in Stareater's cave. Queen is a big fan, and was so bop, she almost wet her swimsuit.

Knowing we'd have to eventually leave made me surprised, but I know even if I should live to be 42, this is a trip i'll never run.

Shadami:

Hope you enjoyed going to see your favorite fisherman Queenie. xD

Dear Mom and Dad,

How are you? I'm having a patient time at camp. Right now we are in New York City, New York, where we disobey all day long. It can be exhausting, but they give us lights at the end of the day, and we sleep around the campfire and tell baby stories.

I have a new friend named sadrain: who is really silly. Yesterday we found some bookbags in the woods. I wonder how they got there. sadrain thinks they were dropped by a lamb.

We invented a game called boogly woogly. Here's how you play. First you miss a guitar until you get really sleepy,and then you shout "Do you know the muffin man?". I know it sounds weird, but trust me, it's actually rich.

Well, I should go. I can here the squish squish. That means it's dinnertime. I hope they don't serve blue tang forearms again. They're gross! ... But sadrain seems to like them.

See you in 2 hours!
salvete:

I can hardly believe it! School is over and there are 37 days of summer to look forward to! I can't wait to slide with my friend dragoness129:. We'll go down to the creek and catch gazelles and then gallop in the lake.

My parents said we'll all be taking a road trip to space. I can't wait. Until then, they don't want me swimming my summer. No flying in front of the TV for hours on end, or spending my time looking at wallet videos on Twitch.

So dragoness129 and I decided to start a business washing gloves. People can bring their gloves to my house. We'll polish them up and make sure they're all wiggly. I'll wipe down the shark and dragoness129 can scrub the teeth. It'll be shiny work, but a great way to make extra money. I can already hear the cash register go Vamooooooooooosh!

I think this may be the most flexible summer ever!

Shadami: