Oh, hey there. You just caught me coming out of the shower. No, no, don't worry. It's cool. *wipes off glistening abs with a towel*
...You looking at these? *points to his rockin' six-pack with an equally muscular arm*
Yeah, I work out. And check out this baby. *points a manly finger at his rubber ducky* Solid gold, girl. Fanciest rubber duck you've ever seen. Of course it doesn't actually float but...
*ahem* Let's just cut to the chase. I've got a hot bod, you've got sexy rabbit ears and a cotton tail. I like that. So let's make this happen.
You. Me. Date. Today. Right now. I'm not even going to put on clothes first. This bod of mine will still get service even in a speedo at the White House, and that's a classy place.
So what'll it be? Don't make me dangle a carrot for you girl, y'know... unless you're into that. Bring all your chick friends too. Let's get a party started in here!
Whoa whoa, don't be hatin' on me. I'm just lookin' for some bunny girls, man. You bros can be cool and just chill. I'm sure there's plenty of chicks around here.
And damn, Iku. Why're you frontin'? Don't be waggin' that sheet like a chick and then act like you my brah.