08-27-2012, 10:13 PM
Who knows, maybe she'll be nice. Tommy thought as he rounded the corner... And stopped. The... hmm.. Girl.. That was staring back at him was the furthest from what he had expected. Hair every color of the rainbow, piercings all up and down her face. Okay, so maybe a wife beater and jeans that had seen better days were not the best for a good impression, but good god.
"Looks like I'm your hubby now, darling" He said with a scowl as he looked her up and down. Seeing her, his nervousness was replaced with confusion and outrage. "Seriously though, where's the wife to be? You know, yay high, pretty eyes, good sense of humor? This is funny, but I'm not going to spend the rest of my life with the creature from the black lagoon."
He walked past the freak, pushing her legs off the table as he sat in the chair next to 'it'. He looked to the next chair with a grimace and gave an expectant stare to the clerk.
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