I will not be traveling to the Middle East anytime soon, but I will not disclose any information pertaining to beheadings that may have occurred while I was gone.

Everyone knows that you can't possibly be responsible for all beheadings everywhere.

Okay i like your siggy Mr.Wrong and your right.. not EVERYWHERE 'hides body'

I am completely innocent I tell you. >.>

Did she just hide a body in your thread? Oh my.

I will deny everything. I have not seen anything unusual occurring in my thread. I will not be held accountable for another person's actions. I am innocent I tell you. *hides large guillotine with an oversized curtain* >.>

Originally Posted by Melly

I will deny everything. I have not seen anything unusual occurring in my thread. I will not be held accountable for another person's actions. I am innocent I tell you. *hides large guillotine with an oversized curtain* >.>

What else ya got behind that oversized curtain?

Maybe a head or two.>.>

'eye's wairly'...'backs away very slowly' Maybe I'll just go haha.

This is why Melly is "ahead" of the competition.

Star - I promise no harm will come to your head or neck. xD


Mr. Wrong - I completely agree.

Originally Posted by Melly

Star - I promise no harm will come to your head or neck. xD


Mr. Wrong - I completely agree.

I, too, would like head and neck immunity.

I would also like immunity

Originally Posted by salvete

I would also like immunity

Your immunity will cost you five golden toques, four pounds of back-bacon, three French toast, two turtlenecks, and a beeeeeeeer in a tree.

Originally Posted by Mr. Wrong

Your immunity will cost you five golden toques, four pounds of back-bacon, three French toast, two turtlenecks, and a beeeeeeeer in a tree.

I can sing that

Originally Posted by Mr. Wrong

I, too, would like head and neck immunity.

I suppose both of you may receive head and neck immunity. However, there are certain terms that must be met in exchange for immunity. >.>

Originally Posted by Melly

I suppose both of you may receive head and neck immunity. However, there are certain terms that must be met in exchange for immunity. >.>

Oh, Lordy. Always some interminable terms. I hope it's not singing. Because salvete says she can sing along with the McKenzie brothers.

I'll do the singing if you can do the rapping or beatboxing

Originally Posted by salvete

I'll do the singing if you can do the rapping or beatboxing

Ummmm yeah, but no.

How about the dancing

Originally Posted by salvete

How about the dancing

The McKenzie brother performed no dances with the singing of this song.

well you can't just stand around while I do all the singing and dancing man

Originally Posted by salvete

well you can't just stand around while I do all the singing and dancing man

I can and will stand around while you do all the singing and dancing. It's in my contract.

I don't see my signature on that paper

Originally Posted by salvete

I don't see my signature on that paper

It's in the artistic license clause.