My name is Enigo Montoya, you killed my father.Prepare to die.

The Princess Bride.

Wesley(?):Why are you smiling?
Enigo:Because I know something you do not.
Wesley(?):And what is that?
Enigo:I am not left-handed.

The Princess Bride, again. xD

Its a butt...!

Finding Nemo.

This is from one of The Mummy movies.

The whatever guy: Goodbye, Benny.
Benny: o.o

Also [from same movie]:

The whatever guy: I'll go get help.
-jumps off boat-
Arabian/Egyptian guy: Aww, whatever.
-jumps off boat-

I can't remember many, since I haven't seen many movies recently. Oh, and sorry if the quote doesn't work. ^^;

All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Ash from Army of Darkness.

Every quote from Watchmen.
Haha but that movie was very smartly made and produced.
All the cool quotes came from Dr. Manhattan and Rorschach.

Here's a couple for you:

Originally Posted by Definitely, Maybe

Will Hayes: Will you... um... marry me?
April: No. What do you mean, 'Will you, um, marry me?' I haven't seen you in weeks! You don't look happy or excited about the prospect of our marriage! You're asking me to give up my - my freedom, my joie de vivre for an institution that fails as often as it succeeds? And why should I marry you anyway? I mean, why do you wanna marry me? Besides some bourgeois desire to fulfill an ideal that society embeds in us from an early age to promote a consumer capitalist agenda?

Originally Posted by Stardust

Yvaine: You know when I said I knew little about love? That wasn't true. I know a lot about love. I've seen it, centuries and centuries of it, and it was the only thing that made watching your world bearable. All those wars. Pain, lies, hate... It made me want to turn away and never look down again. But when I see the way that mankind loves... You could search to the furthest reaches of the universe and never find anything more beautiful. So yes, I know that love is unconditional. But I also know that it can be unpredictable, unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable and strangely easy to mistake for loathing, and... What I'm trying to say, Tristan is... I think I love you. Is this love, Tristan? I never imagined I'd know it for myself. My heart... It feels like my chest can barely contain it. Like it's trying to escape because it doesn't belong to me any more. It belongs to you. And if you wanted it, I'd wish for nothing in exchange - no gifts. No goods. No demonstrations of devotion. Nothing but knowing you loved me too. Just your heart, in exchange for mine.

and i couldn't find the exact quote from Love & Sex that i wanted, that's too bad

Original source: Kung Fu Panda

( Turtle guy ) : Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a Mystery, But Today! Is a gift. That is why it's called the present.

I effin' love it.

One of my favorites is from the new Star Trek movie.

The actual quote isn't the funny part, but it's the mood whiplash that it causes. To set up: Spock has just left the bridge after resigning as Acting Captain because he choked Kirk to death. No one says anything, and the mood is very tense, when all of a sudden Scotty says:

I like this ship! It's excitin'!

Also, in Star Trek IV:

Chekov: Please, please we're looking for the naval base in Alameda can you tell us where the nuclear wessels are?
Random Passerby: Oh, I don't know if I know the answer to that. I think it's across the bay. In Alameda!
Chekov: That's what I said... Alameda, I know that.

and

Spock: They like you very much, but they are not the hell "your" whales.

One of the lines at the end of Hot Fuzz is fun to say while beating someone in a video game.

Simon Skinner, punching Nick Angel with every syllable:

GET
OUT
OF MY
VILLAGE!

Pirates of the Carribean curse of the black pearl
Captain Jack Sparrow

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

Pirates of the Caribbean dead mans chest
Captain Jack Sparrow

"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt and guess whats inside it"

Pirates of the Caribbean at Worlds End
Will

"Elizabeth will you marry me?"

Elizabeth

"I don't think right now is the time for that!"

This one is from the Color Purple.

"I loves my Harpo that I do. But I'll kill him dead. I'll kill him before I let him beat me."

From Step-brothers.

"What the fucking fuck?" - The mom


"I didn't touch your drumset, but I did rub my nut sack all over it." - Brennen.
"My drums are a he so that makes you gay you fucker." - Dale.

I love the quote from the Childs Play Films I can't remeber which one, me and my sister watched it one night and we both agree it is the best quote ever!

Don't fuck with the Chuck 'cause the Chuck don't fuck!

CHARLIE BARTLETT: I mean you could've been born a single cell organism on the planet Zortex. In fact, given the odds, it's probably more likely, but you weren't. You we're born a human being. And not just any human being in the history of human beings, but a human being that gets to be alive today. That gets to listen to all kinds of music, that gets to eat food from every culture, that gets to download porn off the internet. So really, you have everything to live for.

This quote makes me feel good about myself, it's the teenagers way of saying "Life's precious, take advantage of it."

"Remember Remember The 5th Of November The Gunpowder Treason And Plot, I Have Of No Reason Why The Gunpowder Treason Should Ever Be Forgot"

-V For Vendetta

"And So The Lion Fell in Love With The Lamb, What A Sick Lamb... What a Sick Masochistic Lion"

-Twilight

"I Got A Jar Of Dirt, I Got A Jar Of Dirt And Guess Whats Inside It"

-Pirates Of The Caribbean Dead Mans Chest

"Why Is The Rum Gone?"

-Pirates Of The Caribbean Curse Of The Black Peal

"I Shall Call Him Squishy And He Shall Be Mine And He Shall Be My Squishy"

-Finding Nemo

Robin Hood: Men in Tights :lol: :

Little John: Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.
[Proudly]
Little John: I made that up.

Pirates of the Carribean. Jack Sparrow:

I like it. Simple. Easy to remember.

Princess Bride. Inigo Montoya:

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

@Vampiress; That quote was the one that always stuck with me after watching V for Vendetta. <33

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I laughed so hardcore the first time I heard that. :3

Ace: That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!
Old Guy: Who is this ghastly man?
Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And YOU must be the Monopoly guy! Hey. Thanks for the free parking.
Pompous woman: Another ACTIVIST, McGuire.
Old Guy: Activist, yes
Ace: [imitating him] activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!
Pompous woman: Mr. Ventura, there is nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. You should try it sometime.
Ace: Alrighty then!
[smacks man in the face which knocks him unconscious, drapes him over his shoulders and begins to sing and dance exotically]
Ace: [shakes man] Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!
[hands back man to pompous woman]
Ace: It's lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn!

I can watch that multiple times and never tire of it. I'd cry, I'd be laughing so hard.

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD

--

We like people for their qualities, but we love them for their defects.

(Hellboy)

We're going to need a bigger boat.

(Jaws)

Nemo: What IS that thing?
Hyde: It's me on a bad day.

(League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)

I think if you're going to kill someone kill them, don't stand there talking about it!

(Van Helsing)

From Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

-What're you doing?
-Stopping for breakfast
-But we've already had breakfast
-What about second breakfast?
-I don't think he know about that Pip
-What about luncheon, afternoon snacks, dinner and supper? Do you think he knows about them?

One of mine is from a zombie movie (Original Day of the Dead)

"I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein, and I wanna know what the f**k your doing wasting my time!!!!!"

Yea, there was a ton of cussing in this movie!! LOL! I love this movie by the way

Another favorite of mine is from the movie The Crow

Albrecht: "I thought you were.. you know..."
Draven: "Yea, well, I was..."

I think one of my all-time favorite movie quote would have to be from the movie Kate and Leopold, starring Hugh Jackman and Meg Ryan.

"Brave is simply those with the clearest vision of what is before them; glory and danger alike and not withstanding, go out and meet it."

- Leopold

"Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun." - Ash, Army of Darkness

I love that movie too much. Anything with Bruce Campbell in it is gold.

Childhood is over the moment you know your gonna die

- Top Dollar..The Crow

I'm on a LOTR kick lately.

Tell me, when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?

-Gandalf

Here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox.

- Gimli

A dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark.

- Haldir

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!

- Bilbo

This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

- Serenity
That has to be the funniest line in the entire movie. xD