I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: Kasumi Ocada
Link: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1718017...w_type=gallery
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Describe it!: I think this masterpiece of tacky color/pattern clash needs no introduction. It is made of many, many colorful Jerry Garcia silk ties, all painstakingly "color coordinated" by its creator. The only thing more shocking and headache-inducing than the chaotic color scheme is the price tag - $3,250.00

After all that and the pain of putting "121 passion filled, laborious hours" into it, no wonder she has an "all sales final. No returns, no exchanges" policy. ;)

If you look closely, you can definitely see pain in the Yves Saint Laurent lady's eyes.

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: Emma Corrin
Link: ugly wedding dresses fashion show | BlogOnSuccess.com
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Describe it!: Anyone forget to take a bath? Don't worry. I've got you covered. Just take a bar of soap from my dress!! You might need it after seeing some of those gown atrocities out there! I had seen so many dresses that had tops that barely covered the nipple or hidden garden, and considered one of those because really, WHO THE HELL WEARS SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! But then I found this beauty. A gown of bars of soap. Just.. Yeah.

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: EirianHikari
Link: Ugliest Wedding Dresses of all Time
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Describe it!: Let's just hope the groom's suit isn't covered in push pins.

That soap dress looks pretty if they removed the SOAP ^.^

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: `Kitami
Link: {beep} {boop}
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Describe it!: Guys. Guys, its made of cream puffs. Its a dress made from cream puffs! Her fiance, a Ukrainian pastry chef, designed (and I suppose also created) it. It weighs 20 pounds and was made in 2 months from 1,500 cream puffs! Much like the white chocolate dress I saw, this seems like an absolute freaking disaster in the summer heat! And who wants to wear a dress made from food? I mean, you couldn't do anything and I think it would be sticky. And I don't know about you, but where I come from, kids (and some adults) at the ceremony would be picking these off of her as she walked past them down the aisle, from a combination of boredom and hunger!

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: Dystopia
Link: Seven Outrageous Wedding Gowns | Divine Caroline
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Describe it!: HUMAN HAIR. THAT'S ALL HUMAN HAIR. WHY.

These food dresses makes me sad , it's a big waste of food and they look bad too somebody in this world is starving well a ton of people are actually starving and yet people wanna wear their food and im almost positive afterwards it's gotta be trashed what happened to the idea of preserve your dress and pass it on ti let your daughter wear it on her big day =(

Originally Posted by `Kitami

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: `Kitami
Link: {beep} {boop}
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Describe it!: Guys. Guys, its made of cream puffs. Its a dress made from cream puffs! Her fiance, a Ukrainian pastry chef, designed (and I suppose also created) it. It weighs 20 pounds and was made in 2 months from 1,500 cream puffs! Much like the white chocolate dress I saw, this seems like an absolute freaking disaster in the summer heat! And who wants to wear a dress made from food? I mean, you couldn't do anything and I think it would be sticky. And I don't know about you, but where I come from, kids (and some adults) at the ceremony would be picking these off of her as she walked past them down the aisle, from a combination of boredom and hunger!

Now this is a croquembouche!

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: shinigamikarasu
Link: Bad Wedding Dresses
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Describe it!: I'm sure it was very fashionable back in the 80's...

The thing that gets me is the Ukrainian one could technically work for either the dress OR cake categories.

Originally Posted by Xogizmoox

steelmagghia: I had that picture of the wedding dress picked out too lol I was thinking when a nun wants to leave the convent and get married what would one wear ..... the nun wedding dress lol but I think tampon fits well too I can see that image on the tampax commercial >.<

HAHAHAHHA. Well now we have tampons and condoms. What a pair we make!

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Originally Posted by Hadsvich

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: Hadsvich
Link: The 14 Most Insane Wedding Dressses
Image: nsfw?
Describe it!: Uhhhh, ew.

Hahaha, I totally almost did this one, too!

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username:~LONGCAT~
Link:Urban Outfitters - Blog - Wedding Dress Cake
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Describe it!:Can't wait for the reception to eat your cake? Make your dress out of cake!!

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: Avalei
Link: You’ll be Sorry in the Morning: Top 5 Most Ridiculous Wedding Dress Trends | The Best Wedding Blog Ever by Marilyn's Keepsakes
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Describe it!: Hi Im the bride here are my breasts.

I found lots of bad dresses but I remember seeing this one on TV.

Hehehe. Booooobs!

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username:Nephila
Link:Top 10 ugliest wedding dresses you will ever see... a potato sack would be better! - Dose
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Describe it!: It's a Bride! No it's a Plane...NO IT'S UGLY DRESS!

Originally Posted by EirianHikari

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: EirianHikari
Link: Ugliest Wedding Dresses of all Time
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Describe it!: Let's just hope the groom's suit isn't covered in push pins.

What IS it with balloon dresses and weddings? Some of the designs are cute but balloons? Dresses, oh heck, clothing. Why?

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: Izumi
Link: Honestly...I can't remember.
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Describe it!: I think the image speaks for itself...

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And Hads...Wow....That is shocking. Soooo wasn't expecting that.

Originally Posted by Izumi

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: Izumi
Link: Honestly...I can't remember.
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Describe it!: I think the image speaks for itself...

No doubt you can't remember because you were traumatized. But really, that looks like she just whipped it up out of a curtain or a bedsheet. Come to think of it, she probably did. I can't imagine any reputable or tasteful seamstress making something like this..

@Arialys - That's why I thought it most definitely would have to make the top ten of worst dresses of all time. :) That and she probably thinks this looks beautiful. I can't stop staring at her bulging stomach.

Originally Posted by Izumi

@Arialys - That's why I thought it most definitely would have to make the top ten of worst dresses of all time. :) That and she probably thinks this looks beautiful. I can't stop staring at her bulging stomach.

Yeah. It's like a horrible accident: Uh, wha, stomach? Scarred stomach? Then: Bad Tina Turner hair?
Next: Geez, that's cheap looking on top of being tacky. Last: Why is a pregnant woman that far along wearing heels that high? That has to be horribly uncomfortable even for heels.

Oh tacky weddings, how I do love thee.

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username:shadami
Link:http://blissbride.net/category/housekeeping/
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Describe it!: I'm sure it seems like a fantastic idea to most. Trash the dress, roll in mud, or get covered in paint. But let's hope you bought the dress yourself, or the people that spent money on you so you could have your dream day could be awfully mad. Hope it doesn't break up friendships or families.

just saying.. i actually really love this one, but i wouldn't do it as a wedding dress.

I'm laughing so hard at the newest entries here, this is magical!

I found an Ugly Wedding Gown!

Username: Gummybearkisses
Link:lloydnalex's travel blog : 10. KAMAKURA - ITS A NICE DAY FOR A WHITE WEDDING
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Describe it!: I know the hat vail is part of their custom and I hate to make fun of it BUT it looks kind of EGG~citting to wear that EGGY HAT =)


Does this count for this contest ?