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Old 05-22-2012, 07:57 PM





OHAI, and welcome to my end of the spring event thread (Unless you are the Samurai's who have been hunting me down). I am quite aware of the fact that most of you, when you see my name, instantly decide that I must be of the delicious and edible nature, but I assure you I don't taste nearly as good as my name makes me sound so please don't try to eat me or combine me with your happy meals. I still have nightmares from the last time one of you tried to do so. *shudders* I will never look at barbecue sauce the same again *gives another shudder*

Yes - I am that weird guy with the name of a delicious treat that posts the kind of comments that make you think "I wonder if this guy has some medications he should be taking" but I assure you I am quite enjoyable to talk to and be around with so no need to chase me with a huge serum needle filled with medication. So sit back, relax, sniff the flowers (unless you are allergic, then in that case, make some flowers out of paper and pretend to smell those so you don't feel left out) and enjoy the insanity this thread has to offer.

YAY SPRING!

NOW ENJOY MY END OF SPRING THREAD AND LET'S GET POSTING.

P.S. I keep yelling at my toaster to make me French toast, but every time I stick the bread in it always just pops out regular toast. How do I work this thing? :gonk:
For more obscenely amazing fun and another place where it's okay to be mad, click here

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Old 05-22-2012, 07:59 PM


CONTEST.


HOW THIS CONTEST WORKS:
The way it works is that you need to make me laugh. And by laugh, I don't mean just a simple "lol", but more like the "laughing so hard that I lose my voice and silently but awkwardly keep smiling and then start clapping my hands together like I'm a retarded seal" kind of laughter. You just have to post it here in the thread. Winner will be the person who make sme laugh the most.


RULES:
-You can do it in any way possible. Just post a picture, a link to a website, a video, ect.... Whatever you think is funny right here in this thread.
-Don't bribe me. Bribing will get you nowhere unless you are offering me world domination or a very industrial sized jar of peanut butter.
-You can post memes and other internet fads, but no nudity in any way.
-No overly obscene images,videos, or anything else of any kind please.
-Make sure it is humour that anyone would understand. Inside jokes are not funny to everyone you know!
-No PMing me your entries! All entries must be in this thread!
-No whining or complaining.
-You only have a limit of 3 chances to make me laugh, but that doesn't mean you HAVE to post 3 things. That's just the maximum of entries from one person I will accept!
-Only enter with one account! If I find out someone is using more than one account, they will be banned from this contest and receiving prizes, and reported to a moderator for multiple account.



PRIZES:
1rst place - An EI from the end of spring event and 1000 gold.
2nd place - An EI from the end of spring event and 500 gold.
3rd place - An EI from the end of spring event.



Prizes may change.




OKAY, SO I ONLY GOT 3 ENTRIES AND THE EVENT IS ALMOT OVER. I'M JUST GOING TO CLOSE THE CONTEST AND GIVE THE THREE CONTESTANTS PRIZES IN ORDER FROM WHO MADE ME LAUGH THE MOST.

1RST PLACE : MintyRey

2ND PLACE : Ling

3RD PLACE : LizzyCollinsDeArc

PLEASE ACCPET MY TRADES A SOON AS POSSIBLE EVERYONE~


ENTRIES:

LizzyCollinsDeArc:


Ling:


MintyRey:

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Old 05-22-2012, 08:25 PM

Hello there! *sniffs pretty smelling flowers*
I don't usually eat McNuggets so you are pretty safe there. lol.
I'm very shy and don't know where to post and you seem like a lot of fun, so here I am. Hope that's ok. :D

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Old 05-22-2012, 08:27 PM


McGreetings, McThreadies!

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Old 05-22-2012, 08:28 PM

Hello hummy! How are you?

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Old 05-22-2012, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Monbohn View Post
Hello there! *sniffs pretty smelling flowers*
I don't usually eat McNuggets so you are pretty safe there. lol.
I'm very shy and don't know where to post and you seem like a lot of fun, so here I am. Hope that's ok. :D

Ohai! *Takes a big mac, puts it to his nose, and take a big waft from it*
I have to deal with this because I'm allergic to some flowers! :gonk:
*Continues to sniff*
And good thing you don't! Or else I would be ducking for cover!
How are you ladies?

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Old 05-22-2012, 09:43 PM

McNugget, I think the dryer has been stealing your socks. :cry: They use to eat my socks all the time. I need to buy some more because of it. >_<;

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Old 05-22-2012, 09:48 PM

The dryer must be watching me in my sleep! :gonk:
This is so unpleasant!
*Hides under bed*

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Old 05-22-2012, 09:50 PM

It's ok, you'll be ok. Just get a new one if you can. :heart: If not, just give it dryer sheets and look around the dryer after drying clothes. Also the washer is another suspect. :-X

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Old 05-22-2012, 09:55 PM

I now need to steak out in my bathroom!
*Prepares* :ninja:

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Old 05-22-2012, 10:01 PM

Or you could just look carefully after every washing cycle and drying one. :) **spins washer a few times to make sure socks are in it**

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Old 05-22-2012, 10:09 PM

Fine! I'll do it the "normal" way :evil:
By the way.... Are you the one who has been stealing my water? Every time I turn on the sink or bathtub, it all goes down this "hole" and never comes back! :gonk:

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Old 05-22-2012, 10:25 PM

Nope, that's the department of sewage and water stealing your water. Dx! They only do it to clean your water. ;)

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Old 05-22-2012, 10:26 PM

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Hello hummy! How are you?

i'm McGreat, Monbohn.
how about you?
lol, i almost typed McMonbohn.
it's too catchie!

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Old 05-22-2012, 11:49 PM

*Falls asleep into the thread*
:sleep:

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Old 05-23-2012, 04:06 PM

**covers McNugget with a blanket**

There, hopefully you're awake sometime soon. :)

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Old 05-23-2012, 04:34 PM

*Wakes up and see that everyone is gone*
Perfect.... Now I can plan on getting my revenge on those Samurais :ninja:

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Old 05-23-2012, 07:42 PM


McAfternoon, everyone.

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Old 05-23-2012, 07:43 PM

hey! oooo slinky.

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Old 05-23-2012, 08:10 PM

Ohhhh McMyyyyyy~!! *Hides the Sweet and Sour Sauce.*

I guess I'll have to settle for just my fries and strawberry shake then, huh?

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Old 05-23-2012, 08:12 PM

I'm still hungry April. Please don't mention foods I also like :drool:

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Old 05-23-2012, 08:18 PM

Can't help it. I mean, now you've got me thinking of the Mushroom and Swiss Angus Burger.. Guhhhhh.

Get off your bunk and go eat then dumbcake. )=

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Old 05-23-2012, 08:56 PM

*recoils deeper into blankets* HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Bleh. I gotta go get gas for the car though. I'll be back later >:[

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Old 05-23-2012, 10:32 PM


bring us back something good.

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Old 05-23-2012, 10:55 PM

XD The only thing she brought back was a headache because she waited too long to eat. WHAT A GOOF.

 


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