Aw poo.
You are older and more dead then me.
It is so sad I'm decomposing at such a young age of 2700

orly: Hey, you okay there? Twitching in people alive I know means that they're alive, but I dunno why you're doing so. [/semi-worried zombie]


Ez: Whoa. You were preserved also. -zombie hi five-
It's rare to find any over 1000 these days. They seem to be having a bad reputation with scaring people and all. They keep getting boom sticks to the face. Idiots. D<

x.x

*stops breathing*

Uhhhhh......
Can we get a human over here to perform CPR on orly? Otherwise she may turn into a very fresh zombie soon. Dunno if she would want that right now. D:

Not that well preserved.
I've been peeling since I hit 2000,
And my complexion started to turn a light blue at 1500.
-sigh-
I should have used mroe lotion when I was younger.

Hmmmm.....
I dunno how to help you with that.

I was preserved well enough that it was hard for me to move my arms for the first 1000 years. That part got on my nerves. There should be a line of zombie cosmetic products created.

....*blinks sleepily* Brains?

-sigh-
Absolutely.

-hands orly some brains and a side of severed fingers-

*munches happily*

Oh, I just had a disturbingly funny vision, of what you said. I mean, how hilarious would that be, to find zombies fondling orchids and being sweet with them and ... frolicking, as you so nicely put it? I'd laugh my heart out at such a sight, truly.

orly: Oops. You died. Well, I guess you're welcome into the fold of the undead now.

Ez: Maybe strong enough ones that we'd be able to look like we were when alive? Then we'd have to wear a lot of perfume to conceal the rot. That would be a problem...
Hmmmm.......
I'm actually pondering the logistics of this in real life. xD

Lassi: Then why aren't you laughing your heart out?
Us zombies have a bad reputation only due to a gang of youngsters who have almost all been wiped out. We frolic quite a bit in different areas. It sounds unnatural, but it's perfectly normal for us...

Zombies? Orchids?
Why, those go together as naturally as... as...
Well, I dunno.
But they're cool anyway!

Yreka : I am about to laugh it out! It's a nifty idea, I'm cracking up in my mind at the thought *g*

*munches orchids*

Almost as good as brains~

D:
Frolicing is not normal for me Mister Yreka!

Hmmm.
Powerful stuff they would have to be.
XD
I dunno how it would work.
p3p

Zmobies! :D

/KOL

Chex: Like.....Zombies and orchids? xD

orly: 'Tis true, 'tis true. They take about as long to grow. I doubt that the Mayor would want you doing that though.

Esteji: Well then, we must rectify that, must we? You shall have to frolic. Because we say so. And we're zombies. So we're superior to your kind. So frolic. I comand thee to frolic! :'D

Cleo: We are not of that disgraceful (but still quite amusing) subset of zombies. We are of a higher order than those trouble-makers. -snifs-
I really should go and make another account on KOL. I had a really buff one a few years ago but it's long gone.

XD
That was my mule.
D:<
ZOMBIES DO NOT COMMAND OTHER ZOMBIES TO FROLIC.
-scolds-

Originally Posted by Lassi

Oh, I just had a disturbingly funny vision, of what you said. I mean, how hilarious would that be, to find zombies fondling orchids and being sweet with them and ... frolicking, as you so nicely put it? I'd laugh my heart out at such a sight, truly.

Yeah, I had to giggle to when I imagined some Zombies frolicking in a field of flowers with "I can't see me loving no body but you for all my liiiiiiiiiife" playing XD

Ez: Ah, but your mule is a human, is she not? Unless for some odd reason i'm mistaken.

Patchy: Ack. You just got that song stuck in my head. D<

.....

*has song stuck in head and goes poof*

Despite the fact that there's another song playing. XP

My work here is done XDDDD

Okay. Good. I got another song stuck in my head. It's about drunken zombies on Long Island. owo

D:
Oh.
Good point.
-forces mule to frolic-

Um....zombies eh?