Cherry- ...New life goal: don't get kicked out.

Biggles- I probably don't wanna know. ;a;

AWWW, that is super cute!

People fawned all over him when he was popular, they kick dirt on him when he's not, and if he did die tomorrow, he'd be fawned on all over again as he was remade into a cool pop culture icon. Fame is only great if you die young and you are not there to reap the rewards of your hard work.

I can only imagine how River Phoenix or James Dean would have been ridiculed if they had the bad sense to survive... :(

But... They were quality actors >.>

Damn, that's cynical.
And true. D:

Originally Posted by Cardinal Biggles

But... They were quality actors >.>

That's because they died before they were forced to do a guest shot on Dancing With the Stars...

So you'd call The Hoff's earlier work quality acting?

Originally Posted by Cardinal Biggles

Just be glad it's not the actual picture.... which I just found, btw....


Alright, happy kittens:

YAY!

Originally Posted by Iltu

Cherry- ...New life goal: don't get kicked out.

Monthly contributions make it almost impossible to be kicked from the compound. :D Bad behavior can land you in the cellar, though.

Originally Posted by Cherry Flavored Antacid

So you'd call The Hoff's earlier work quality acting?

I am not his fan, but I am not going to dump on him, either. I think it is way too easy to target people just because they are trying to do something. People act as if these people have no feelings.

I swear, everybody is looking for another Barbara Payton...

Originally Posted by alexandrakitty

That's because they died before they were forced to do a guest shot on Dancing With the Stars...

I've been kinda amused with wrestler Chris Jericho having a go at that show...:shock:

Originally Posted by Explodey

I read somewhere he actually played a concert at the Berlin Wall when they knocked it down.

There was a Flash game called Wax On, Wax Hoff once that was all about removing his overabundant body hair. It was sort of scary. O.O

I just googled this, and found out its tagline is "hairy game simulates strategic thinking."

WINNING, OR BI-WINNING?

This is by far my favorite thread title! *nods* And I totally love your hairy chested artwork too!

anaxilea - "winning", isn't that a Charlie Sheen word? xD

All I know about David Hasselhoff is that one time he was on Spongebob. Or was that in the movie? Anyway, that was awesome. ...Oh' and I know about THOSE pictures. Which were so scarring. ;a;
...Is the free koolaid kept in the cellar?
Woohoo, in the multiquote post this time!

Why does it not surprise me that David Hasselhoff was on spongebob...xD I feel an urge to YouTube search now. xD

It was probably one of my favorite things on Spongebob' ever when I was younger. XD I'd get a link for you, but I'm on my phone and so that would take a while.

Oh that's ok, I am sure I can find it. hehe I am curious to see how he would look as a cartoon character. xD Hairy chest and all?

:lol: If only the Hoff were dead...

But I know this isn't true. That man is going to live forever, just to annoy the world. XD

It does seem that way. I actually used to like him on Baywatch when I watched it as a kid. *was strange child* But ever since "America's got talent"....I am not such a fan. It's like watching Paula Abdul on "American Idol"... You are like why are they here? At least Paula is a singer, so that kinda fits but I don't see where David has any authority to judge someone else's talents. xD (no offense to the Hoff fans out there lol)

Crunky- No, it was just him as a real person, XD

I just pulled it up...xD I feel like I am watching a Hasselhoff dolphin. =P I can't watch it with sound right now because I will disturb other people but later I will have to hear what he is saying. xD

Yeah, he was in the Spongebob movie. It was pretty funny since he was spoofing himself. I'll give him one thing - he may be corny, but he takes jokes about himself extremely well and plays along.

Cherry Flavored Antacid - That is very true. I think he knows it and works that angle....smart man!
It's kinda like Gilbert Godfrey. He is the guy everyone loves to be annoyed by. xD That voice, its priceless!

Thing is, that's not even his voice! :lol: It's a voice, I mean, but it's an affected voice, it's not how he sounds by default.

Well, he got fired from the Aflac job now. And apparently they're looking for the next voice. So you too can be an AFLAC duck.

Did you know Zach Braff is the Cottonelle puppy? He's also the voice of Water in the... I forget if it's Brita or Pur, but some water filtering commercial. The day I realized that the puppy with an unusual fascination with poopy paper was JD was a day I had many laughs.

Really? That's amazing, and it makes a lot of sense. Now every time I see one of those commercials I will picture JD instead of the puppy.

It makes the commercials pretty uncomfortable... Especially when you remember Rowdy.