i'm bored.. lets exchange some good jokes?

Hey, Eroy. Things are going swimmingly. Digging, donating, etc. ^^ How are you?

lol I originally joined the green team because Eroy was on it xD
I couldn't decide so I went with her good intuition =P

I need a break from the computer...maybe i'll spend some time brainstorming ideas for the writing contest^^
Go Team Evergreen!

@random crunky: i joined the green team cause green is may favorite color..

anyway a good joke:

whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

A rooster says cock-a-doodle-doo and a prostitute says any-cock-will-do

Lolz..yer its a bit dirty XD

my mum told me that joke when she was really drunk last christmas

G'morning everyone. :D (Well, it's almost afternoon for me, but I just woke up... so yeah. :P)

How is everyone doing today?

Hey Raven, we're doing great! How about you >3

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*attempts to think of a joke*

@Raven-Hollow: i am doing alright at 3:57Am on Christmas morning.. how are you?

yay jokes.....

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

"Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird shit."

"It was my first day with the hook."

I'm doing well, thinking I'm going to get some cereal for breakfast, as I don't feel like cooking.

I'm glad you are doing well. :D

@Naisou: i lol'd at your joke.. it was so funny

o_o We still haven't put up our Chrismas Tree... this is bad. ^-^;;

It was pretty cute, Naisou. :P I told it to my fiance and he said I was dumb. T_T

I liked all the jokes so far. x3

I don't have any good ones to share though. ;.;

XD yeah, thats about the only thing I really do on the internet....find jokes and funny quotes...and lurk in random threads...:sweat:

Yay! Got my third gift. :D

Umm...

Two muffins were sitting in an oven.

One muffin looked to the other and said, "Boy, it's hot in here."

The other muffin screamed, "Ah! A talking muffin!"


That's the best I've got.

lol,

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt."

The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"

..I really wish this one was real...

@Naisou: same.. sort of..

umm...

i think i said my santa joke earlier so i'll think of another good one...

hmm..

i didn't make up this one i found it on the net.. i found it very funny

Wearing the pants

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers." He replies, "And don't forget that, I will always wear the pants in the family!" The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies, "I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

I'm still laughing about the pirate one, oh goddd.

lol. I like both of those, Fluty and Naisou.

Hi
Thanks for the Dress!

@Raven-Hollow: thankies.. i'll find some more jokes...
i am weird i tend to read the dirty sex jokes.. XD

I wish I had black Chrismas lights... those would be interesting. o.O

Raven-Hollow: XD, thanks

....I'm just weird....