I'm a tree, how do you throw a tree down a well >.<

Um...well...

*gets out chainsaw, cuts off the base of the tree, and throws you down a well*

*goes all whomping willow and starts trying to hit you with her branches*

Cora. I'm doing this for your own good.

I want you to know that.

*continues trying to shove you down the well*

How is shoving me in a well my own good

I dunno. Don't ask me.

I'm just shoving you down a well because it seems like something fun to do.

Wait wait, I have an idea!

We can BOTH be the opposition!

And you can pull me out of this well

*pulls you out of well, planting you back in the ground, and acts like nothing happened*

Good idea.

Now we just need to wait for Jelly to strike again before teasing her...

I can see sunshine again. Beautiful sunshine!

And I could tell you all sorts of little things about jelly

Insider knowledge!

Oh really? Insider knowledge?

Is there any catch to it?

Hmmmm...no-ish.

No-ish?

What's the catch, Cora? I want to know. I need to know. I need this insider info...

The wrath of Jelly!

Worth it.

I need to know since the catch is Jelly trying to kill me or something. It's alright. We beat the English once during the Revolutionary War and we can beat em again!

Insider tip number one is a shocker! Jelly can actually be nice sometimes! Except when she's being a slave driver.

Hahahaha.

This is golden. I'm so glad that you exist.

TeeHee, see I told you I was better outside the well :P

*opens up brand new office in the studio just for you*

*christens it with your name and the job title of "Informant"*

Welcome to the company!

I shall have to enter and exit in disguise, so jelly doesn't know

She won't know.

We'll put cardboard cutouts of you all over the place so she'll get confused.

Ooooh that is a good idea ^.^

The English can't tell cardboard cutouts from the real thing anyway.

It'll be our little strategy to get her off your trail.

And it'll make life easier for you. :)

That first statement has me laughing in stitches.

I honestly never try to be funny.

My wit just happens and tada! A joke!

I don't even write it as one either.

It's a trademark of me.

Lol, some people don't need to have it written, they just are funny.