hm, I don't know if I can add anything to that...

MORE DUCT TAPE! :insane:

Oh dear. D:
Who forgot to lock the other door to the box? :roll:
-opens the door and falls through the box onto the floor-

Whew, that was an intense thirty seconds!
-runs away to Not-Narnia-

Good, he's gone. :roll:

cool, that works too!

High Five!

*high fives* woo! so now what? have a party??

-accidentally goes through the wrong wardrobe and ends up in Zea's bedroom-
Oh damn. :gonk: This place smells like moldy bagels!
-pukes on Zea's comforter-

Dude, that was your bedroom. My bedroom does not exist

But I don't sleep! D:
I sit in the dark and wait until morning comes.

I believe we've had this conversation, yes?

I'll inform the king you puked in his bedchambers.

oh dear, I bet the king won't be happy at all!

Tut tut.

This is why we can't have nice things. :(
Because you always foil my plans when I go after rich old men! :illgetu:
And to think, I was going to buy you a castle of your very own! :talk2hand:

I would never take any of your ill gotten goods!

Lies! What about that Ferrari carriage I gave you last winter?

That wasn't me! That was Lily, your neighbor!

But I haven't any neighbors! :gonk:
Or friends, for that matter. :roll:
You're the only family I have, dearest Eliza!

Eliza, what? *Flies away*

Oh damn. :gonk:
There goes my last chance of survival!
-rattles chains and tries to break free- :cry:

*walks in* hello guys.

*throws snakes on Facade*

Hello Wings and Belly, I'll ber at the great hall thread for a while

-shrivels up and turns into a pair of ruby slippers- :gonk:
I'm shriveling, I'm shriveling! Ohhh, what a world!

yep, what a world yours is, facade. *runs away from it*

do I spy a Wings?