"Writers use lies to tell the truth. Politicians use lies to cover it up."

-Evey, quoting her dad, to V in V for Vendetta.

It is too hard for me to choose just one. This isn't even near the amount of quotes I love, but it will do for now. :)

Fight Club

"You have to realize that someday you will die, until you know that you are useless."

Mean Girls

"One time, she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME."

About a Boy

"Me, I didn't mean anything. About anything, to anyone. And I knew that guaranteed me a long, depression-free life. "

Tideland

"Squirrel butts don't glow."

Dogma

"Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now."

From the movie: Rate Race

Enrico Pollini: Am I too late ? Look I won a coin, a gold coin! Oh, isn't this wonderful? Look at this room, what a beautiful room, have you seen this room?

Randy Pear: Yes! We're in it!

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

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Since we have an entire sticky thread dedicated to everyone's favorite movie quotes, I've gone ahead and merged your post with it, Bounces:

Just remember to place all quotes and copy-pasted material within quote tags. :yes:

Sorry bout that Knerd...guess I should look before I leap.

No problem, it's not like you killed anyone. ;)

-Strangled gasping noise- What are you doing? England must never merge with France!

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (Disney)

This was one of the jokes I didn't get until I was a little older, but now it's probably my favorite line from the entire film. Especially since he's talking about two piles of dirt. XD

Bruce Almighty:

Bruce: Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me, why do you think I didn't get the anchor job?
Bill, Ferry Owner: Hey, man, I don't want any problems...
Bruce: [messes his hair] Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or, like the great falls, is the bedrock
[shouts]
Bruce: of my life, eroding beneath me?
[sticking his face into the camera]
Bruce: Eroding, eeeeroding, eeeeerodding. .

Bruce: B-E-A-utiful.

Grace: I've got a very rare blood type. I'm AB positive.
Bruce: Well I'm IB positive. I be positive they ain't touching me with no needle.

Bruce: [shouting across the lake] Smite me, oh mighty Smiter!

Bruce: God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if He wanted to, but he'd rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm.

Here's to you, kid.

-Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca

"he only eats he left one."- Lilo and Ststch

"My girlfriend's sucked 37 Dicks!"
"in a row?'-Caddyshack

this is mine so far.

"We figure abortion clinics are a good place to pick up loose women."-Jay from Dogma

One of the many good quotes...

Originally Posted by dianakitsune

oh wow, I have a lot but here is one of my favorites:

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I love that one! Teehee

"It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!"

~Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

~Jaws

"I-I Have a person! In my closet!

XD I will never get tired of that line.

"Oh, oh no! Where is my satchel?!"

"I've hidden it somewhere you will never find it~"

*pause*

"It's in that pot over there, isn't it?"

*bang!*

XD One of the scenes that made me crack up the hardest. Both are from Tangled.

mine would be one a friend has in her siggy right now...lol

I went to school with a girl named Pandora... I never got to see her box

Its from Notting hill...lol I crack up everytime I see her siggy because of it..lol

"Not my daughter, you b****!"
-Molly Weasley (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

Everyone in the theater was like, "ohhhhhhhh!" when that line came up, haha.

[Upon finding a Hummer filled with rifles] Thank God for rednecks!

-Tallahassee from Zombieland

I like to quote Dune a lot. X3

Paul Atreides: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Paul Atreides: "I'm dead to everyone unless I become what I may be."

Paul Atreides: "He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing."

Paul Atreides [After being informed that no man had ever succeeded in transmuting the toxins of the Water of Life in the Bene Gesserit rituals]: "They tried and failed?"
Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam: "They tried and died."

Movie's pretty slow, have yet to read the book, but the movie's a favorite with me.

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave

~Jareth, from Labyrinth

Dreams feel real while we're in them, it's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange

Amazing, amazing quote from Inception and the brilliant Christopher Nolan.

From Jurassic Park, I think this is one of the best Last Words ever:

"Clever girl"

"kitty"

boo to sully

from MONSTER INC.

Argo f*** yourself!

It wasn't so much the phrase itself but the way it was used in the recent movie Argo.