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Old 04-23-2017, 06:01 PM

The worse, the better.

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Old 04-24-2017, 01:12 PM

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

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Old 04-24-2017, 11:35 PM


Too funny

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Old 04-25-2017, 02:43 AM

And hummy is still alive.

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Old 04-25-2017, 02:51 AM

This was a triumph...

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Old 04-25-2017, 03:44 AM

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And hummy is still alive.

I almost choked to death on a piece of granola today

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Old 04-25-2017, 03:57 AM

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I almost choked to death on a piece of granola today
Hope you're ok now. I sometimes try to beathe my food. Causes major coughing fit.

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Old 04-25-2017, 03:59 AM

i'm here for the puns...

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Old 04-25-2017, 08:42 AM

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
From jumping out of cherry trees. [green]

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Old 04-25-2017, 01:52 PM

Just gotta get this out of the way now:



Okay. Continue.

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Old 04-25-2017, 11:07 PM

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Why do elephants have flat feet?
From jumping out of cherry trees. [green]
Why does everyone in the jungle go home at sundown?
That's when the elephants jump out of cherry trees.....

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Old 04-26-2017, 03:52 AM

elephants and cherry trees! never knew they had something in common haha

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Old 04-26-2017, 05:24 AM

So...What did the flower say to the bee?
"Don't bug me!"

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Old 04-26-2017, 11:24 AM

What do u call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A roaming Catholic

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Old 04-26-2017, 04:36 PM

The invisible man stopped by the other day, but I wasn't able to see him.

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Old 04-27-2017, 08:13 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the opposum it could b done

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Old 04-28-2017, 03:14 AM

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the opposum it could b done
I've actually run over a 'possum on a bicycle. Heck of a bump.

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Old 04-28-2017, 02:00 PM

What's Grey Weighs 2 tons and comes in a can?
Cream of elephant soup

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Old 04-28-2017, 07:34 PM

What did the mime say when he saw the elephants wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he was speechless.... Giggles myself helpless

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Old 04-29-2017, 09:30 PM

What do u get if u cross a elephant with a dog?
A really, really! Nervous mailman.

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Old 04-30-2017, 02:39 PM

If u know a better fish pun, let minnow.

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Old 05-01-2017, 04:40 AM

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If u know a better fish pun, let minnow.
I've haddock up to here with your fish puns!

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Old 05-01-2017, 08:13 AM

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I've haddock up to here with your fish puns!
So, you're floundering in my fish puns?

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Old 05-02-2017, 05:23 AM

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So, you're floundering in my fish puns?
If it eels right, do it.

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Old 05-02-2017, 08:11 AM

Do ewe count sheep at night?

 


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