O is for oil spillages...

P is for paint. I have a carpeted living room; that stuff is so hard to get out of fabric! I tend to paint in my kitchen (well, on the kitchen floor, with a plastic shower curtain down I use as a tarp of sorts).

Q is for quills. Like porcupine ones, that would hurt!

R is for rubbish, which nobody wants anywhere in their house. :P

S is for stolen merchandise. Don't involve me in such things!

T is for a tap dancer. They would scare my animals and keep me up at night

U is for uranium. Pretty sure I'd die

V is for Vampires. (unless I happen to be friends with one/some, in which case they'll be exceptions)

W is for whales. Sure, would love to see one, but I'm not a mermaid. Ain't enough water in my little living room for a giant aquatic animal!

X is for X-ray machines. Don't need all that radiation in my living room!

Y is for Yucky things.

Z is for Zoo. Don't have enough room for all those animals in my living room!

A is for Absolutely nothing. I need the good things

B is for bears. I eat in my living room, not get eaten!

C is for Celery. It makes my tongue go numb for a few minutes

I've heard that before. I really like celery!

D is for dog poo. The dog can stay, but otherwise...outside!

E is for Electrocution - keep the electricity safe folks.

F is for feral animals. I don't wanna get rabies

G is for Gophers who don't predict a warm spring!

H is for Houseflies - annoying little buggers.

Originally Posted by ghostPastry

G is for Gophers who don't predict a warm spring!

Isn't it a groundhog?

I is for igloos. I work in a cold room already; I go home to get warm

omg you're right ... so i went to go find out the difference between a groundhog and a gopher and found what looks like an ad for my new favorite version of Street Fighter

Who would win in a fightX

J is for Jaguars, they're cute but i like being alive

K is for Kale - devils food I tell you (an this is from a girl who could eat a green pepper like an apple)

L is for lemurs! I can only imagine the mess they would make...

M is for Mold, please no.