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Old 05-02-2017, 07:19 PM

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Do ewe count sheep at night?
Not since I purchased a Serta memory foam mattress.

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Old 05-02-2017, 09:31 PM

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Not since I purchased a Serta memory foam mattress.
See foam???

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Old 05-03-2017, 05:26 AM

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See foam???
I see the foam I wanted. Bought it. Left a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids.

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Old 05-03-2017, 08:10 AM

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I see the foam I wanted. Bought it. Left a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids.
I Sea.

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#30
Old 05-04-2017, 08:25 AM

What does a elephant use for a cotex?
A sheep 🐏🐑🐐

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#31
Old 05-04-2017, 03:38 PM

How many stupid people does it take to shingle a roof?
Depends on how u slice em.

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#32
Old 05-05-2017, 04:10 PM

Did u hear about the near sighted firefly who fell in love with a lit cigarette?
It was a hot affair

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#33
Old 05-06-2017, 11:44 PM

No but I count on sleeping, does that count?

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#34
Old 05-07-2017, 12:28 PM

Haha had a wee read made me chuckle

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#35
Old 05-07-2017, 12:55 PM

Perperchuating the fish puns?

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#36
Old 05-07-2017, 03:26 PM

Not really, just floundering around

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#37
Old 05-07-2017, 04:37 PM

A thread to school us all in fish puns?

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#38
Old 05-07-2017, 06:05 PM

More like fishing for puns

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#39
Old 05-07-2017, 06:51 PM

NOOO! I chipped my mousepad keys!

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Old 05-07-2017, 09:24 PM

Hungry?

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#41
Old 05-07-2017, 09:32 PM

I think my sharp nail chipped it. I broke a nail last night.

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Old 05-07-2017, 09:56 PM

Loooooooord mine break soooooooo easy anymore.even just reaching into my pocket

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Old 05-07-2017, 10:01 PM

I hear they get more fragile with age. That or very hard.

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#44
Old 05-07-2017, 11:23 PM

True, mine once were formidable claws

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#45
Old 05-08-2017, 12:04 AM

I thought that said formidable cows.

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#46
Old 05-08-2017, 04:47 AM

I've begun taking a hair, nails, skin, supplement. It comes in the form of a gummy drop.

Nothing fishy about that.

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#47
Old 05-08-2017, 04:48 AM

That's my kind of Iron Man.

Father gives me gummy bear vitamin supplements.

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#48
Old 05-08-2017, 11:59 AM

Bulls r formidable cows.

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#49
Old 05-08-2017, 12:21 PM

Then how are your bulls doing? But since you're not a Taurus, you may not have any.

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#50
Old 05-08-2017, 02:20 PM

It slings well enough

 


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