However, the drink was tampered with and would turn anyone who drank it into a.....

...couch potato....

But not just any ordinary couch potato. This kind of couch potato could...

watch the same infomercial several times and still not be bored. The belching demons were greedy and had snatch up all the drinks first, so now there were gassy americans everywhere.

(i'm american too, don't hate. You know it's true.)

The gassy Americans just kept up with their gas until there was so much wind breaking that a tornado formed. The tornado...

swept the entire roof off... and up in the sky they could now see

Fire-breathing pigs with wings attacking Yoshi. The pigs turned around and...

[This story is getting really random o:]

dropped dead from all the gas that was none to silent but still horribly deadly. As the yoshi's danced a dance of victory, the americans decided to have a mario party tournament. The elephant....

Made horse noises and began flapping its ears so hard that it....