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Old 03-15-2015, 10:02 PM

It's always dry heat, thankfully. You might get a nosebleed but at least it doesn't feel like trying to breathe through a hot wet towel.

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Old 03-15-2015, 10:02 PM

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your entire ass?

that was absolutely horrifying to open a thread up to.
My ass isn't that bad.

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It's always dry heat, thankfully. You might get a nosebleed but at least it doesn't feel like trying to breathe through a hot wet towel.
Oh yeah, humidity would murder me.

It was kinda muggy here for a couple of days, because it was supposed to rain soon. ... But the rain... she never came. D:

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Old 03-15-2015, 10:05 PM

Yeah, we're really overdue for a good rain... I'm kinda worried the whole state's gonna dry up soon.

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Old 03-15-2015, 10:07 PM

We'll have to invade Oregon and Washington.

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#30
Old 03-15-2015, 10:08 PM

i meant the image but i'm glad that youre confident in your.. assets.

that sounds terrible, hamlet. dry heat seems painful.

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#31
Old 03-15-2015, 10:12 PM

My assets were much better in the 50s, when i'd pose for beefcake magazines.

But that's a story for another time.

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#32
Old 03-15-2015, 10:19 PM

Is it more spongecake material now? You gotta get back on the squats n oats train.

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Old 03-15-2015, 10:22 PM

Meh, i'm a thousand now. I'm happy being a shapeless lump.

...

Signing off for a while. See ya. ;D

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#34
Old 03-15-2015, 10:24 PM

I'm sure your lumps are lovely anyway. Take care, Howdy~

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Old 03-16-2015, 12:02 AM

But I don't like it when guys are too beefy. D:
But I guess shapeless sponge isn't as great either. xD

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Old 03-16-2015, 12:08 AM

i mean there are some nice, round sponges. we could always pray for that.

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#37
Old 03-16-2015, 02:27 AM

LOL. I'm not much for round spongey guys either!

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#38
Old 03-16-2015, 05:00 AM


no sponge

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#39
Old 03-16-2015, 05:02 AM

but what about a spongy butt?

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Old 03-16-2015, 05:04 AM

:c No thank you!

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#41
Old 03-16-2015, 05:05 AM


no sponge zone

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#42
Old 03-16-2015, 05:08 AM

Unless its for dishwashing!

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#43
Old 03-16-2015, 05:11 AM

smh yall dont appreciate the plush enough. i bet you guys go for the bones.

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Old 03-16-2015, 05:12 AM


sponges smell

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#45
Old 03-16-2015, 05:13 AM

... I do love me a scrawny guy.

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#46
Old 03-16-2015, 05:14 AM

D: you can get some firm bucks with nice cheeks.

not if they're thoroughly cleaned~

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#47
Old 03-16-2015, 05:16 AM


i still think they have a funk

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#48
Old 03-16-2015, 05:17 AM

well you gotta have some funk in your life.... funky fresh.

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#49
Old 03-16-2015, 05:17 AM

/rubs chin. But you can be scrawny and have a nice butt!

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#50
Old 03-16-2015, 05:20 AM

possibly.. but the probability is much lower. have you ever actually met someone super bony with a nice bottom? be truthful

 


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