Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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12-05-2018, 07:58 PM
I hope this isn't your special bedside lotion.
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Facade
Ticking Time Bomb of Titillation
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12-06-2018, 01:00 AM
Bedside? Please, I keep this lotion handy everywhere. The bed, yeah, but also the pantry, under the bathroom sink, in the laundry room, in the confessional and/or tabernacle of several local churches (depending on the denomination), in the sewer... and in the icee machines in at least sixteen 7-11s within a six-mile radius of you!
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Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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12-07-2018, 12:18 AM
Y'know, there are actually four 7-11s within walking distance of me.
That must be where I saw your picture. The caption read, "Do not accept checks from this woman."
I thought it looked like Dame Maggie Smith hopped on meth.
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12-07-2018, 04:12 AM
I really look more like Goldie Hawn on a seven-day crack cocaine binge. But her and a meth-addled Maggie Smith are far from apples and oranges. Birds of a feather fuck in leather.
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Suona
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12-13-2018, 06:54 AM
That last statement gave me a good chuckle
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Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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12-16-2018, 12:51 AM
Those are some kinky leather birds.
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Bartuc
Sky Pirate
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12-16-2018, 07:33 AM
HOWDY!! YOURE PINK!
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Suona
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12-16-2018, 07:53 PM
Woah, holy shit. A wild Bartuc.
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12-16-2018, 07:56 PM
Wat.
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Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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12-18-2018, 01:50 AM
Oh wow, a wild Bartman appeared!
*throws Hostess Snowball*
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Bartuc
Sky Pirate
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12-18-2018, 11:44 PM
Hey :D
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hummy
Little birdie ♥
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12-19-2018, 04:17 PM
bartie! how's life? happy holiday season
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Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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12-22-2018, 05:29 AM
Happy holidays, humster!
I did so much shopping today, which is unusual for an old man with no money like me.
I also went to the cemetery to visit my grandma. She says hi.
How's the season treating you guys?
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12-22-2018, 11:34 AM
Oh, Howdy, did your grandma spill the beans on my pregnancy and baby daddy? I told her in confidence. She PROMISED!
Did you buy me anything good? If it’s not lace or strappy then please provide receipts so I can correct your errors.
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Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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12-22-2018, 07:22 PM
She said your baby was brown and stinky and that the daddy was Carl's Jr.
And don't worry, I got you a premium box of lacy Depends, with extra straps.
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hummy
Little birdie ♥
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12-22-2018, 08:14 PM
oh, what a visual!
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12-23-2018, 01:04 AM
What hummy said. Oof. Neither of those images will be leaving my soiled, sacrilegious mindscape anytime soon.
Once again, Howdy, you are bested by no one.
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hummy
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12-23-2018, 09:02 PM
I concur
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Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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12-24-2018, 05:44 AM
I have to be skilled at something .
Howdy, AKA me, is sleepy. We made 12 dozen tamales today.
And there's still stuff I gotta do tonight.
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12-24-2018, 04:39 PM
Y’know, one day I’m gonna have to come out and try these f*cking tamales. I love tamales.
The first time I tried a tamale I did try to eat the corn husk though. It didn’t go in my mouth, but I sniffed and prodded it and then was like, nope, too stiff for my tastes.
That was the first and last time I’ve turned down a stiff one.
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hummy
Little birdie ♥
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12-24-2018, 09:41 PM
Oh my God I laughed so hard at that I snorted my Ginger ale lemonade!
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Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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12-27-2018, 04:56 AM
How was everybuddy's holidays?
Mine was good, but tiring.
And someone gave me a cold for Christmas. Either my cousin or my grandfather.
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Suona
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12-27-2018, 08:29 AM
Mine was bland. Just worked.
Also been watching that show on Netflix called Sabrina. Not bad.
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hummy
Little birdie ♥
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12-27-2018, 12:00 PM
return that present, Capt'n!
did you have fun at work, Su?
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12-27-2018, 03:30 PM
Oh Howdy, I was the one who gave you that cold. I slipped into something sexy and then coughed all over your tamales.
Su, that show’s been on my list for months but I still haven’t gotten to it! Eep. I hear it’s great. I’m missing out, as usual.
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