Symphony of the Night
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01-31-2016, 03:20 PM
Question: Since when do we only have seven cupcakes?
Answer: There is a hole in the pillow
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Arinia Dreamdancer
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02-01-2016, 12:19 AM
Question: Has anyone seen where the cat disappeared to?
Answer: It writes purple now.
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salvete
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02-01-2016, 01:47 AM
Question: Yo I got a needle stick
Answer: Bouncing water bottles and cereal boxes
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Arinia Dreamdancer
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02-07-2016, 02:00 AM
Question: What is in the shaking crate over there?
Answer: The eyeglass king, of course!
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salvete
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02-07-2016, 05:00 PM
Question: What happens when a jaguar meets a doctor?
Answer: one of those rolling backpacks
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Arinia Dreamdancer
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02-09-2016, 05:38 AM
Question: What happened to your foot?
Answer: Two pencils and a nickel.
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kelseydee
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02-09-2016, 11:04 PM
Question, where's the condone.
Answer trumps hair.
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salvete
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02-10-2016, 04:09 PM
Question: So what did they conclude was the unidentified flying object yesterday
Answer: you look skinny
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MeIshCutie
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05-28-2016, 09:35 AM
How do I look in this dress? xD
Answer: stinky shoes
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Typically Untypical
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05-29-2016, 12:55 AM
Q: What is the worst part about running a marathon?
A: At least 2 dead bodies, maybe 3 if the pieces fit.
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Symphony of the Night
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05-29-2016, 04:33 AM
The question is how many more bodies can we bury in this graveyard?
The answer for the next question is chicken tika masala
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MeIshCutie
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05-29-2016, 05:13 AM
What's for dinner?
A: down the river
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Symphony of the Night
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05-30-2016, 03:21 PM
the question is where do the salmon go after they are born?
the answer is shower with love
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MeIshCutie
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05-30-2016, 07:55 PM
What will I be expecting on V-day?
Answer: Hello Kitty
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Symphony of the Night
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06-02-2016, 01:35 AM
the question is who is that white cat who wears a red bow and overalls?
the answer is at midnight
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